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  1. @Agafin @Asyulus @Ethan Hunt @Goldenhour36 @Morieris TRIBAL COUNCIL #7 Everyone enters the tribal council area. SLAM!: Welcome, survivors! Now that I've conquered the heat, it's time to commence tribal council, where one of you will become the eight player eliminated from Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom! Asyulus: Exciting! 😑 Ethan Hunt: Gee, I wonder who's playing mushrooms tonight... Agafin: 👀 Morieris: Hey before voting begins... Goldenhour36: Yeah? Morieris: I was trying to tell you that— SLAM!: Let's begin the voting! Asyulus, you're up first! Everyone votes. SLAM!: All right, if anyone has an advantage or an immunity idol and you would like to play, now would be the time to do so. Morieris: (purses her lips) Asyulus: (blinks like Buster Keaton) Agafin: ... SLAM!: Alrighty! Here's who won immunity... SLAM!: All right, first vote... SLAM!: Second vote... SLAM!: Third vote... SLAM!: Fourth vote... SLAM!: The final vote, and its aftermath...
  2. @Agafin @Asyulus @Ethan Hunt @Goldenhour36 @Morieris SLAM!: Good luck with tribal council! Predictions are due by 11:59 PM PST or before posting of Tuesday estimates; votes due Wednesday by 7:00 PM EST! Volbonan: Bon appetit! SLAM!: Wow, a fork with eyes and a chef hat. Volbonan: Try my habanero chicken! SLAM!: 🥵 IS TOO SPICY!!! Announcer: Will SLAM! conquer the heat? Tune in next time to find out!
  3. @Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach Shy Guy: Whew! Welcome to the Shy Guy Circuit! Get ready to race! Two Flame Flyers pull up to the starting line. elcaballero: This is stick shift?! I don't know how to drive stick shift! DAJK: How hard can it be? 😎(😬) Confessional - DAJK: Shoot, I can't tell the difference between a 'stick' and a 'shift' myself! Fancyarcher and Jack Sparrow pull up in their Pipe Frame karts. Fancyarcher: From sparring together to karting together, I take it. Jack Sparrow: I'm going to win this race! For JJ-8! Ethan Hunt (Bumble V) and Agafin (Wild Wiggler) glare at each other in their karts. Ethan Hunt: Hope you brought mushrooms for this race... Agafin! Agafin: ... Confessional - Agafin: I picked the Wild Wiggler so I didn't have to worry about racing with other players. But did I make the right decision? The Dark Alfred and Rorschach pull up in Koopa Clown karts. The Dark Alfred: Nice, man! We're in Koopa Clown karts! Rorschach: Talk about a Koopa Calamity. (looks to the camera) Confessional - Rorschach: You're telling me I have to race with the guy who's always stoned out of his mind? Confessional - The Dark Alfred: Hey, at least I'm not using a bunch of mushrooms! Ha ha ha... Asyulus, Goldenhour36, and Morieris roll in together on Magikruiser bikes. Goldenhour36: Morieris... I don't know why you're acting weird all of a sudden... But we gotta race together to make sure we don't go to tribal! Morieris: Okay... I'll try. Asyulus: I feel like John Wick! I packed a Taran Tactical Custom Glock 34* and everything. (* = specifically requested detail from player) Goldenhour36: Oh wow. And what's the white mustache? Asyulus: I drank milk. Goldenhour36: Huh. Asyulus: I did it for the calcium. Goldenhour36: Oh, yeah, that's exceptional. A lakitu flies in from the sky. Lakitu: All right! Three... Two... One... Go! Everyone speeds off, but Morieris sputters out. Morieris: Aw man, it's the Mario Kart false start! She uses a red mushroom and catches up. Ethan Hunt and Agafin bump against each other. Ethan Hunt: Ha ha! You'll never take me down! Agafin: Uh... In Mario Kart, when karts bump against each other... Fancyarcher and Jack Sparrow blow past them. Agafin: ...It slows them down. Fancyarcher: Later, losers! Jack Sparrow: Yeah! Ahoy, scallywags! Ethan Hunt bangs his head on the steering wheel (). DAJK: Follow me, elcaballero,. I know a shortcut. elcaballero: Uh, all right! DAJK veers off track, and elcaballero follows, swerving here and there but managing to catch up. elcaballero: You really know what you're doing! We should team up for the season! DAJK: Thanks, but I already have a partner in crime in Rorschach. elcaballero: Maybe you could use a partner in virtue instead? 🥺 DAJK: Uh... I'll think about it. Rorschach also leads The Dark Alfred down a shortcut. The Dark Alfred: Skillful as always, bro! Rorschach: Thanks dude. The Dark Alfred: You think, I think we should team up together. It'd be groovy. Rorschach: I mean, DAJK's been my friend throughout the season so far... The Dark Alfred: Wasn't he the villain last season? You may not be able to trust him! You should try trusting the stoner instead! Rorschach: Hmm... Confessional - DAJK: Will our friendship... Confessional - Rorschach: Last through the season? Asyulus, Goldenhour36, and Morieris run into an obstacle. Morieris: A herd of cows?! Shouldn't they be in the grass?! Goldenhour36: I didn't know we were racing on Moo Moo Meadows. Asyulus: Don't worry, I'll take care of this. Asyulus pulls out the glock, points at the cows. Asyulus: CoNSeQueNces! Morieris: Um 😭 What did those cows do to you! Goldenhour36: Don't shoot 'em! Have respect for the milk! Asyulus: Oh right, I like milk... Morieris: Goldenhour36! If we're about to die... I must tell you something! Goldenhour36: What? Morieris: I was upset when you took Rosalina to Outback Steakhouse... Because I have feelings for you! Goldenhour36: Huh? Morieris: I said I have feelings for you! Goldenhour36: WHAT?! They all crash into the herd! **** Everyone crosses the finish line. SLAM!: Here are the results! 1st Place 2nd Place 3rd Place 4th, 5th, and 6th (headed to tribal) Looks like the players above (^) are headed to tribal, where one of them will become the 8th player eliminated from Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom! Before the dossier, we have a special announcement! After this Wednesday's tribal council, everyone will be playing in the same tribe! This tribe is called: THE BLOOPER SQUAD That's right! The merge tribe is named after the white squid enemy character. Pretty neat, right? During the merge, everyone will play individually (no tribes), and only one player will earn immunity through the weekend challenge, while all other players are eligible to be voted for! Also, any eligible "get highest prediction on X film to secretly receive a new item" kind of items that hasn't been used yet is getting added to Wario's Warehouse effective immediately. Here's the IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  4. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach SLAM!: Thank you for sending the predictions! It's time to reveal which kart everyone will be racing with! But first... One of your fellow survivors has an announcement. Cap takes the stage. Dread sets in. Cap: I... Did not send predictions. The other survivors gasp. Asyulus: What about your drive to win?! Cap: You saw me at the punching bag, right? (Cap reveals her hand. It's broken!) elcaballero: She punched the bag too hard! I'm gonna be sick, I can't stand the sight of such injuries! 🤢 Cap: Yeah. Looks like I'm a "medevac" this season. Fancyarcher: Cap? Our rivalry was short-lived, and I've won it this time, but I must say... He offers a hand. Fancyarcher: Good game, Cap. You played well. A moment's gazing. Then she shakes his hand with her non-injured hand. A Shy Guy brings Cap's torch. SLAM!: You won't get away without a torch snuff! I think it's more appropriate to say, "the game has spoken." SLAM! snuffs the torch. Cap: Good luck everyone! A helicopter takes Cap away... Confessional - Cap: I'm satisfied with my experience in the Mushroom Kingdom. I got to shush a Chain Chomp, and I also got to try a honey drink at Buzz Brew even though it tasted gross. Zero out of ten, do not recommend. But you bet I'll be watching at home! I'm curious to see what happens. Cap exits the game in 12th place. SLAM!: Don't think this means you're getting off easy, Survivors! There will still be a race, and there will still be a tribal council on Wednesday night for players with karts that place 4th or lower! Here's the kart selections: B-DASHER No one; kart is discarded. FLAME FLYER DAJK* elcaballero* PIPE FRAME Fancyarcher Jack Sparrow WILD WIGGLER Agafin KOOPA CLOWN The Dark Alfred Rorschach BUMBLE V Ethan Hunt SHOOTING STAR No one; kart is discarded. MAGIKRUISER Asyulus Goldenhour36 Morieris SLAM!: Good luck with predictions!
  5. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach Kart selection announcement delayed to sometime between 11:00–11:15 PM EST.
  6. As a movie theater employee, I know first-hand that old folks will definitely see this anyway. So the reviews don’t mean this will outright bomb, because there’s a lot of audiences who, simply put, just want to see Indy. This might put a dent in how many people are willing to pay for overpriced tickets though, and how competitive this film will be against the other Summer films. Mission: Impossible is right around the corner and probably rubbing its hands together…
  7. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach Hello! There’s still time to predict if you haven’t already! You have until Fast X’s preview number drops!
  8. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach (A gaggle of shy guys repairs a B-Dasher kart. A red shy guy looks up from the kart and eyes the camera.) Shy Guy: There’s one thing I’m not shy about—and that’s building karts! But I can’t build a kart without knowing the model! Please submit your weekend challenge predictions by tonight at 11:59 PM PST or before the announcement of Thursday preview numbers. Also, please send what kart you want along with it! Shy Guy Mechanics: Whew! Whew! (A shy guy drives the kart into a stack of tires, causing pandemonium.) Shy Guy: Dang it, Carl!
  9. This is an original story by Gareth Edwards with a screenplay by Edwards and Chris Weitz.
  10. @Agafin @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 TRIBAL COUNCIL #6 Everyone sits at the tribal council area. SLAM!: Welcome, Goombas, to the final tribal of the game's three-tribe portion. One of you will become the sixth player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. Jack Sparrow: Don't worry, best friend! We're voting together, so we'll surely get past this tribal! JJ-8: Yeah! Kooky Cronies goin' X-mode! Agafin: ... Ethan Hunt: SLAM!: All right! It's time to vote! Everyone votes. SLAM!: All right, if anyone has an advantage and wants to play it, now would be the time to do so. Ethan Hunt: (cocks an eyebrow) Jack Sparrow: (twirls mustache (playfully)) JJ-8: Agafin: ... SLAM!: All right. Here's who won immunity: SLAM!: I'll reveal the votes. First vote... SLAM!: Second vote... SLAM!: Third vote... SLAM!: The final vote (and its aftermath)...
  11. @Agafin @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 Surprise! Voting deadline delayed to 9PM due to a work shift.
  12. @Agafin @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 At least one of the films for the Tuesday prediction has posted an estimate (in fact, Hypnotic already has an actual), so the Tuesday prediction window is now closed. However, there’s still time to finalize your vote, which is due at 7PM tonight. Good luck!
  13. Not surprising. They were casting earlier this year. It makes sense that a production would need more time.
  14. @Agafin @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 Tuesday immunity predictions are due in just a handful of hours! Don’t miss your chance to predict!
  15. @Agafin @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 SLAM!: Hello Goombas! Please remember to submit Tuesday immunity predictions by tonight at 11:59 PM PST or at least before Tuesday estimates get posted tomorrow morning! Lakitu: Heh heh! (Lakitu floats in on a cloud, then drops a spiky ball on SLAM!'s head. SLAM! falls unconscious, and Lakitu floats away.) Announcer: Oh no! Will SLAM! recover from the devastating injury? Tune in at tomorrow's tribal council to find out!
  16. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach Looks like I forgot to update coin totals initially. They should be ready now!
  17. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach Disclaimer: Some books selected by production for thematic purposes. Each tribe sits at their own table. Kamek: Nya ha ha! Welcome to my library! It's time for you to write book reports! The two tribes with the highest quality book reports will be safe from immunity! Koopa Troopa assistants pass out pen and paper. Cap: You have *got* to be kidding me. Rorschach: Some of us play BOT Survivor to escape from college work, not to do more of it! Kamek: Too bad! Get to writing! Cut to the Koopa table. DAJK: In The Fault in our Stars, a cancer patient falls in love with another cancer patient... Morieris: And in Cirque du Freak, a boy becomes a vampire's assistant... Ugh! My brain is fried! The Dark Alfred: My Into the Wild essay isn't coming out, man! I wish I could just run away and live in a van! Goldenhour36: Here, I bought five red mushrooms, one for each of us. (Goldenhour36 gives one mushroom to each tribe member... ...but Morieris shakes her head.) Goldenhour36: Come on. It'll help you write. Morieris: I'm sure Rosalina would like a mushroom. Goldenhour36: Huh? DAJK: Come on, Morieris. Just take it for the good of the tribe. (Morieris reluctantly takes the mushroom.) The Dark Alfred: Golden. What's yours about, man? Goldenhour36: Oh, uh, it's on Thirty-One Nil: On the Road with Football's Outsiders, and it's about the 2014 World Cup game between Afghanistan and Palestine. The Dark Alfred: Groovy. (Rorschach scribbles madly.) DAJK: What are you writing, Rory? Rorschach: (adjusts glasses while scribbling) The conch isn't just a shell! It's a symbol of power! DAJK: Oh yeah, Lord of the Flies. Cut to the Goomba table. JJ-8: (pounds table) All right! We need to write the best essays possible or we might go to tribal council again! Ethan Hunt: I don't think Kamek knows that A Clockwork Orange was based on a book. I'll write about that. It'll knock his little nap hat off. JJ-8: As for me, I chose The Selective Book of Hearing! Ethan Hunt: Never heard of it. JJ-8: What about you guys? Agafin: Oryx and Crake. Jack Sparrow: Treasure Island! JJ-8: Good choices all around! Let's give it our all, folks! Ethan Hunt: Hey—I'm supposed to be the leader here. JJ-8: Are you? (Ethan Hunt looks at his tribe-mates. He gulps!) Cut to the Pokey table. Fancyarcher: Let me get this straight. You chose a comic book for your book report? Asyulus: Not just any comic book. It's an issue of the John Wick comic series! Cap: Ah. You're a John Wick fan, I bet. Asyulus: Have you seen those movies? Look at those stunts! Look at the action! Look at that style! (Asyulus keeps on gushing about John Wick.) elcaballero: I went with The Great Gatsby. You can never go wrong with a classic. Fancyarcher: That's a pretty fancy choice. But you know what's even fancier? The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Cap: Welp. This essay on Howard's End won't write itself. ???: Bark Bark! (Cap looks over and sees a Chain Chomp bouncing around nearby.) Cap: Um. Shush. We're in a library. elcaballero: Did you just shush a Chain Chomp?! Chain Chomp: Bark Bark! (Chain Chomp lunges at the table and eats Cap's pen and paper!) Asyulus: The dog literally ate her homework! elcaballero: Note to self—never shush a Chain Chomp. (Cap massages a headache as she frowns.) Cut back to Agafin and Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Did you know that Treasure Planet was based on Treasure Island?! Agafin: I'm, um, trying to write. Jack Sparrow: Well, the robot's based on the guy on the island who dreams of cheese! Agafin: Jack... Jack Sparrow: But they kept Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver as the names of the characters! Isn't that fascinating?! Agafin: 😣😣😣😣 **** SLAM!: Let's see how you did! THE KOOPA SQUAD THE GOOMBA SQUAD THE POKEY SQUAD SLAM!: Looks like The Goomba Squad is heading to tribal council for the third straight week in a row! It'll be the last tribal council before the mergatory event, so good luck! If you forgot to submit this week, please remember that the first time not submitting weekend predictions is a freebie, while the second time is an automatic elimination as per the rules! Here's the final kart— KART UNLOCKED The Magikruiser **** **** **** **** SLAM!: Normally, twist information would be in the second post, not the first. But because this twist is really important and complex, and because I'm typing this post in advance, I'm going to include the twist information here. Please read thoroughly. Here it comes: MERGATORY EVENT: FAST KART RACE You will no longer play in the Koopa, Goomba, and Pokey squads after this Wednesday's tribal. But be wary, because for one week only, one week before the merge, you'll be playing in something similar. There are eight selectable karts. Some, you can access. Others, you cannot access. The karts include the B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, The Shooting Star, and The Magikruiser. For the next weekend challenge... In addition to submitting weekend predictions... You must select your kart! Everyone will pick a kart, and they will join that kart's "mini-tribe." I call the kart a "mini-tribe" because everyone who picks the same kart will have their total scores combined into one average. So let's say three players pick the B-Dasher. Those three players will have their totals scores combined into a B-Dasher score, just like how the Koopa Squad has their scores combined into an average. Choose your kart wisely, because the three highest-scoring karts (first, second, and third place) will earn immunity for everyone who picked those karts. If your kart's total score earns one of those "podium" placements, then you will not have to attend tribal council—that means you can neither vote, nor be voted out. You must attend tribal council if your kart's total score earns any placement between 4th and 8th. And no one going into this tribal will have individual immunity earned from the weekend challenge, though Tuesday immunity is still up for grabs. Don't think about piling a whole bunch of players into one kart, because each kart is built to hold a maximum of three players. If more than three players pick the same kart, then all of those players are in danger of disqualification depending on the circumstances of players' choices. I want to be forgiving in case one kart has four players by accident or something, but please do everything in your power to make sure the kart you want gets picked by three players or less, so that you can avoid disqualification. To remind you of which karts you are eligible to select, I have prepared two lists, one that lists eligibility by kart, and another with eligibility by player. Both lists provide the same information, but you might appreciate the different lists to help you strategize your decisions on which kart you (and/or your closest allies) will select for "Fast Kart Race." ELIGIBILITY BY KART ELIGIBILITY BY PLAYER I will announce the kart selections of all players on Friday after Fast X's Thursday preview number is announced. If you forget to send your choice of kart in addition to your predictions, I will then SPIN THE WHEEL to determine your kart. If the wheel lands on a kart you're ineligible for or a kart that already has three players, I will spin again until it lands on a kart that isn't either of those. For transparency, players whose karts were selected by the wheel will have an asterisk (*) when I reveal the list on Friday. Let me know if you have questions. Good luck with the "Fast Kart Race!" Wario: Wa ha! Bob-ombs cost 5 coins now! Waluigi: Waah! Customer service! Here's the IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  18. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach Production has left the following message: ”The distributor of Rally Road Racers has failed to provide an estimate number for the film. We are aware that they might drop an actual number later, but we are thinking about cutting that film from the prediction list entirely. This would mean that none of the Rally Road Racers predictions would count toward averages and final scores. This would be the only fair option in the case that they never post an estimate or actual number. Production is giving the players the opportunity to voice agreement or disagreement through the following method: If you agree with the plan to cut Rally Road Racers from the list, please react with “like” or any “positive emotion” reaction If you think I must wait for a Rally Road Racers number even if it impedes the game, please react with any “negative emotion” reaction. Production wishes you good luck! Signed, Mr. Aviator Sunglasses Producer Man
  19. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach So, uh… Book Club announced a preview number, so I have to officially lock predictions 🥶. If you didn’t predict, don’t panic because you’re still in the game, but you will be eliminated the second time you forget! Anyways, good luck!
  20. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach Kamek: Nya ha ha! The weekend challenge predictions will be due soon! Send them in before Thursday preview numbers are announced! Nya ha ha ha ha!
  21. @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 TRIBAL COUNCIL #5 (A quartet of Tostarenans play mariachi music.) SLAM!: Hello and welcome to Tribal Council, where one of you will become the fifth player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. Ethan Hunt: (rubs hands together) And I think I know who we're all voting for! Agafin: ... Cut to a flashback (30 Minutes Before Tribal) Ethan Hunt: Psst. Al. Go campaign to the Kooky Cronies about voting out Agafin. DetectiveAI: And I have to do it cuz... Why? Ethan Hunt: You're a detective. You have interrogation skills. DetectiveAI: Oh yeah. (DetectiveAI pulls Jack Sparrow and JJ-8 aside.) DetectiveAI: Hey listen, let's vote out Agafin. Jack Sparrow: But... He offered to help us! JJ-8: Yeah. He won't vote us Kooky Cronies! DetectiveAI: Yeah, but... As a unit. Jack Sparrow: Ah, unit... JJ-8: Yeah, unit... DetectiveAI: We have to give ourselves the best chance possible to earn immunity, or else we'll have to vote another member out. So it's best to vote out Agafin. Jack Sparrow: That's quite the arrrghument. JJ-8: Darn tootin'! (Ethan Hunt peeks from behind a tree with an evil grin on his face.) (Cut back to tribal council.) SLAM!: Okay! It's time to vote. (Everyone votes.) SLAM!: If anyone has an advantage and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so. DetectiveAI: (smokes a pipe ) Jack Sparrow: (looks around) Agafin: ... SLAM!: All right! Here's who won immunity: SLAM!: I'll read the votes. First vote: SLAM!: Second vote: SLAM!: Third vote: SLAM!: Fourth vote: SLAM!: And the final vote... (JJ-8 bites his nails.) (DetectiveAI gulps.) (Jack Sparrow squishes his cheeks.) (Ethan Hunt side-eyes Agafin.) (Agafin stares ahead.) SLAM!: Here is the vote's aftermath...
  22. @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 There’s still some time to predict for Tuesday Immunity if you haven’t already!
  23. @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 SLAM!: Tuesday predictions will be due at 11:59 PM PST or until estimates get posted tomorrow morning! Votes due tomorrow at 7 PM EST again. Tostarenan: ¡Arriba! (maraca shaking ensues) SLAM!: Looks like a handful of those sombrero guys from Super Mario Odyssey are throwing together a belated Cinco de Mayo celebration! Will the mariachi band still be playing by the time you arrive at tribal council? Stay tuned!
  24. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach ROSALINA'S RISKY MISSION Rosalina: Only one person? (Goldenhour36 scratches his head.) Rosalina: (sigh) It's a minor setback, but it'll have to do. I need 1,000 star bits by the afternoon. Goldenhour36: I'm on it, Rosalina! Cut to a montage set to "Handyman" by Awolnation where Goldenhour36 has a nice time gathering star bits. He uses a broom and dustpan, then also does some low-gravity Mario platforming to get some hard-to-reach star bits. It's an "easy-breezy I'm having a nice time" kind of monologue (you know, you've seen movies.) Rosalina: Thank you, Goldenhour36! You get x2 on your coin earnings by default! Goldenhour36: Cool! Hey, you want to go on a date? Dinner's on me! (Goldenhour36 takes her to Outback Steakhouse.) Goldenhour36: Blimey! Talk about a meal! Rosalina: This restaurant doesn't seem very Australian, but at least the Bloomin' Onion tastes good. **** HONEY QUEEN'S QUANDARY Everyone uses a BEE MUSHROOM and gets the bee power-up from Super Mario Galaxy. Honey Queen: All right, the two tribes to get me the most honey get immunity this week, so put your stingers in it! Mama needs her honey! The Survivors hover to a honeycomb, where they fill pails with honey. DAJK: Look at Morieris! She's filling up those pails quickly! Morieris: Heck yeah! If only Goldenhour36 could see me... Rorschach: Hey, DAJK. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Morieris: 😳 W-whatever you're thinking, it's the wrong impression! The Dark Alfred: All is fair in love and war, bruh! Morieris: (shoots Alfred a look) 🤨 The Dark Alfred: 😮😓 Meanwhile, the Goombas struggle with the honey. JJ-8: My pail's stuck in the honey, Mr. Blanc! DetectiveAI: It's a viscous liquid. Put some muscle into it. Ethan Hunt: (clicks tongue) Al. Intel. DetectiveAI: Uh... Hold that thought, JJ-8. (DetectiveAI flies close to where Agafin and Jack Sparrow are. He listens in...) Jack Sparrow: You work with Professor E. Gadd? Agafin: Yup. Jack Sparrow: Wow! Can I get tour of the lab? Agafin: Don't vote for me. Then we'll talk. Jack Sparrow: You betcha! DetectiveAI: Psst, Ethan, Agafin's campaigning for votes. Ethan Hunt: That's one campaign we'll have to derail. Eat a mushroom. DetectiveAI: What? I just had one last week! Ethan Hunt: Just do it. (DetectiveAI eats a red mushroom and flies closer to Agafin and Jack Sparrow, but the mushroom gives him too much speed; he loses control and rams into Agafin, who falls off the honeycomb, toward the ground.) Agafin: Saaaaabaaatoooooooge! Jack Sparrow: I'll save you, Agafin! (Jack Sparrow leaps down, catches Agafin, and drags a pail across the honey to control his speed.) JJ-8: Look at all that honey! You go, Jack! Jack Sparrow: Thanks, best friend forever! (DetectiveAI and Ethan Hunt exchange a look.) Meanwhile, the Pokeys collect honey. elcaballero groans. elcaballero: I can't do this! It's too heavy! Asyulus: Don't worry, leader! We're doing it together! Fancyarcher: Yeah! It's not fancy to beat yourself up. Cap: Don't give up yet! On three: one, two... elcaballero: Three! (In an inspiring sequence, they help each other collect honey. It's clear the team has a lot of camaraderie and has grown from losing two tribemates.) **** SLAM!: Let's see how you did! THE KOOPA SQUAD THE GOOMBA SQUAD THE POKEY SQUAD Looks like The Goomba Squad is headed to tribal council again! Here's the Honey Queen Quandary kart: KART UNLOCKED THE BUMBLE V Here's the Rosalina's Risky Mission kart: KART UNLOCKED THE SHOOTING STAR Everyone except Goldenhour36 can access The Bumble V. Only Goldenhour36 can access The Shooting Star. **** Here's this week's IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  25. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach SLAM!: Hello! If you haven’t already, please remember to predict before the preview number is announced.
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