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  1. Spirit of Adventure - Road to El Dorado plays Please welcome to the stage, Margot Robbie! Margot: 'It is such a pleasure to be here tonight! The nominees for Best Voice Actor/Actress in a Supporting Role are Kate Mckinnon- Bounty Hamster Ice Cube- Bounty Hamster Jeremy Renner- To the Moon Meryl Streep- Our City Zoe Saldana- To the Moon And the Oscar goes to
  2. Please welcome to the stage, Gal Gadot! Gal: "Thank you! Makeup is a girl's best friend. (We hear RuPaul shout: "Amen sister!" from the background. Gal starts to laugh) Hahaha, sadly though the world of CGI and animation is creeping in on makeup and hairstyling however it appears this year we don't have 5 nominees but rather 6! Here are your nominee for Best Makeup and Hairstyling" Voltron: Rise of Lotor War of the Gods Lord of the Flies The Odyssey: Spoils of War Flower Eyes and Needle Teeth The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper And the Oscar goes to
  3. RuPaul: "And now… Anna Kendrick will song “Constance’s Requiem” (name not final) from Cookie Pictures upcoming THE HAUNTED MANSION. Gurl you were just out here! Don't even think about trying to upstage me!!" RuPaul glares at Anna and audience laughs The lights dim on Anna Kendrick _____________________ To say that I was born poor Now that would be… a lie But yet I still wanted more A larger piece of… the pie They all were smitten by my looks Shallow men… as they were But what they lacked in soul they made up in the books Gold, mansions… and fur Harper poor Harper He was the first one to sow Naive that boy was as per Thinking he could have true love on the go But when his head rolled down the staircase It was funny, and a little bit sad Headless chickens don’t give chase But they don’t dance all that bad Then there’s Frank and Marquis Took a bit longer to disperse the two Frank had to be hung from a tree Marquis had a date with my shoe Reginald Caine urgh That man was such a boar On top of his massive girth I had to behead him just to stop his snore George Hightower and son Now that was a funny story I mixed up him with his brother Harrison So I made his death the most gory The Black Widow Bride I’ll take that name with glee After Hightower they were afraid to be by my side So a poor widow I came to be Now… will you marry me? *Macabre version of “Here Comes the Bride” plays For now… and forever *giggle* (Chorus) Grim grinning ghosts Come out to socialize THE HAUNTED MANSION OCTOBER Y3
  4. Come Along- Little Demons plays Please welcome to the stage, Anna Kendrick! Anna Kendrick: "Oh film editing, films are chopped up and analyzed in order to produce the very best picture. Film editing can be an incredibly challenge. Here are the nominees for Best Film Editing!" Blank The Parvelli Reunion The Towering Inferno And the Band Played On Lord of the Flies And the Oscar goes to!
  5. Please welcome to the stage, Johnny Depp! Johnny (walks in, in a weird costume): Here are your nominees for Best Costume Design!" The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper Voltron: Rise of Lotor The Road to El Dorado War of the Gods The Odyssey: Spoils of War And the Oscar goes to!
  6. Please welcome to the stage, Chris Pratt! Chris: Alright! So sound editing. Yep exactly what you think it is. Not very glamorous or exciting but it can make or break a film. So with that, your nominees for Best Sound Editing are!" And the Oscar goes to! Midnight in the Afghan Valley The Odyssey: Spoils of War War of the Gods The Towering Inferno The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper To The Moon Voltron: Rise of Lotor Chris: "God damn....looks like the Academy couldn't make up there minds" Audience laughs
  7. RuPaul: "And now! A special preview at Star Fox!" __________________________________________________ In the style of an old-school news reel... Just last week, an observation station on Corneria discovered strange bio-weaponry activity on the small, desolate planet of Venom, home to disgraced former scientist Andross. General Pepper, leader of the Cornerian Army, hired the valiant Star Fox team, composed of James McCloud, Peppy Hare and Pigma Dengar, to address the situation and quell the fears of the Cornerian citizenry. Pepper (Tom Kane), standing before a press conference held in front of the Cornerian Army tower, a shining, metallic building: In Corneria, we don't consider treason a light crime, and we certainly do not surrender to terrorists! *sustained applause* But during Star Fox's escapade, the flight crew lost two of it's members; McCloud and Dengar were reportedly missing in action, with mystery plauging the details of the mission. Peppy Hare has declined to give details about the incident on Venom. Reporter: Peppy Hare, do you know the whereabouts of the rest of your crew- Peppy Hare (Bob Odenkirk), pushing away the camera: No comment, NO COMMENT, I TELL YA! What don't you reporters understand! Pepper has organized an investigation into McCloud and Dengar's disappearances, but has confirmed the threat from Andross is neutralized. Now, the citizenry of Corneria can rest assured that Andross' efforts have been stopped, and the planet may continue on its path to becoming a safer, happier place. The film reel ends. A voice from the darkness speaks gravely. Andross (Bryan Cranston): Not for long. STAR FOX IN THEATERS JUNE 21ST
  8. *Luna- Too the Moon plays* Please welcome to the stage, Sandra Bullock and Jonah Hill Sandra: "Hi" Jonah: "Hi" Sandra: "Soooo ladies and gentlemen, we got the most anticipated category!" Jonah: "Ummm yeah totally." (Looks at Sandra) "Let's just do this, here are your nominee for Best Documentary" Gorillas Paddles: The Video Game Story And the Oscar goes to!
  9. Please welcome to the stage, Casey Cott and Colton Haynes! Casey: "Everybody loves a good action film. Where the characters get down and dirty." He winks at Colton and the two kiss. The crowd cheers. Colton: "Ummm not that type of action. I think it is the other. But maybe next year" Casey (straightens suit): "Oops." Colton (laughs): "So here are the nominee for Best Use of Action!" The Odyssey: The Spoils of War The Towering Inferno Voltron: Rise of Lotor War of the Gods The Human Revolution And the Oscar goes to!
  10. Announcer: Announcing the Commander and Chief….or you can call her Mother! Song plays and dancers begin to dancer around RuPaul who comes out. She is wearing a dress made up of the posters of the Best Picture nominees. Song ends RuPaul: Thank you darlings (waves at cheering crowd) Thank you very much! It is such an honor and privilege to be your host tonight! Tonight is a special night where we honor the best films of Year 2. These films made it past the first huddle to become the Oscar nominees, but only one of them can claim the title of Oscar winner. So….get ready to gag and clutch your pearls because we got a show for you baby. Also to those film’s that don’t win. I know what y'all are gonna be telling yourself“Its okay! Next year will be my year” "or “These Hollywood elites have rigged this!” First: Calm done Beyonce! Second: Get a grip, Get a life, and Get over it. Third: Y'all just need to take it easy. Make have a few more glasses of champagne and you will feel alright! So here is to a fun night! Before we begin announcing the awards, let’s take a look at Year 2 in retrospect. The camera moves from RuPaul to a massive screen in the middle of the stage. We see a 10 minute trailer play recapping the most iconic, funny, violent, controversial, award winning, dramatic, and awkward moments from Year 2 films. RuPaul: “Wow, Year 2 was definitely an interesting year for film. So let’s get this show on the road!”
  11. Dammit! I lost my whole Oscar award script! Oscars will still come at 7pm EST but it would be as elaborate as Y1
  12. They are all spaced out and appeal to different demographics.
  13. Remove David and replace it with The Chrysalids. Put The Firebringer (Musical | Michael Gracey) on The Chrysalids old date.
  14. O$corp Pictures Year 3 : Part 1 Dark Side Director: James Foley Cast: Casey Cott, Colton Hanyes, Margot Robbie, Grant Gustin, and Shekib Samimi Summary: Set after the events of the Truth Is, Dark Side begins with Hunter and Tyler arriving back in the US. After his father’s unexpected death, Hunter assumes control of the entire Pierce business empire. He and Tyler get married and they move to the luxurious Pierce Mansion. Hunter is caught up with being only 25 years old and president of this massive organization. Hunter however adjusts relatively well since he grew up in the spotlight. On the other hand, Tyler new to the spotlight and life of incredibly wealth begins to fall back on his old selfish and power hungry instincts. He is unsophisticated and considered “white trash” by the media and other business executives. His poor adjusted to a life of wealth threatens his relationship with Hunter and the family business. Meanwhile, a disgraced and disillusioned Nicole returns with one goal: Destroy Tyler and claim what she believes is rightfully hers. James Foley has promised Dark Side will be a hybrid of Poison and Wine and Truth Is. He stated it will show a healthy relationship between Hunter and Tyler like demonstrated in Truth Is, but will have the angst Poison and Wine had. Foley also described that like Poison and Wine, Dark Side will push the limits of the R rating with risqué sexual scenes and fully embraces itself as erotica. Earth Defense Force Director: Jordan Vogts-Roberts and Wu Jing Cast: Tom Hiddleston, Kris Wu, Tessa Thompson, Jing Tian, Rinko Kikuchi, Lu Han, Michael B. Jordan, and John Goodman Summary: Based off the video game Earth Defense Force. The film's summary is: "The Earth Defense Force, a unified multinational military sponsored by nearly every country, is founded after detecting an impending alien visit in case the aliens prove to be hostile. Patrick Anderson (John Goodman) is placed in charge of this massive military organization. In the year 2019, the threat of attack proves true and the EDF battles against the Ravagers, an alien race that attacked Earth with giant insect-like creatures, UFOs, robots and gigantic, 120-foot-tall lizard-like creatures. The film follows 7 EDF soldiers each with unique abilities and training as they battle against this unworldly threat." The film has been described by Jordan Vogts-Roberts as a love letter to Asian video games. He stated the film is not a serious film but rather an over the top visual binge fest. The Lonely Director: Gore Verbinski Cast: Hart Denton, Shailene Woodley, and Dylan O’Brien Summary: Hart Denton leads in this black comedy/psychological drama as Andy who recently graduated college and is entering the adult working world. Unlike his coworkers, Andy is Instagram famous and has a large following on his social media. This fame however is double sided. Andy is disillusioned from reality. His “real life” life is in reality is friendless and dull. He is stuck in the monotonous cycle of life that his coworkers find themselves in. As reality sinks in, Andy begins to create his own dream world as a coping mechanism. However his life begins to spiral out of control when the dream world begins to take over his life. Island of the Blue Dolphins Director: Lee Unkrich Cast: Candice Patton, Anthony Gonzalez, Lea Michele, and Zoe Saldana Summary: Based off the 1960 novel by Scott O’Dell, this animated film’s summary reads: “In the Pacific there is an island that looks like a big fish sunning itself in the sea. Around it, blue dolphins swim, otters play, and sea elephants and sea birds abound. Once, Indians also lived on the island. And when they left and sailed to the east, one young girl was left behind. This is the story of Karana, the Indian girl who lived alone for years on the Island of the Blue Dolphins. Year after year, she watched one season pass into another and waited for a ship to take her away. But while she waited, she kept herself alive by building shelter, making weapons, finding food, and fighting her enemies, the wild dogs. It is not only an unusual adventure of survival, but also a tale of natural beauty and personal discovery.” The film has been described as a celebration of survival, Native culture, harmony with nature, and female strength. The Chrysalids Director: Guillermo Del Toro Cast: Nick Robinson, Chloe Grace Moretz, Anya Taylor-Joy, Saoirse Ronan, Timothee Chalamet, Ezra Miller, Blu Hunt, Holli Dempsey, Jude Law, Chadwick Boseman, and Alex Rice Summary: The inhabitants of a rural settlement called Waknuk, which is located in post-apocalypse Labrador practise a form of fundamentalist Christianity. They believe that to follow God's word and will prevent another Tribulation. They must preserve absolute normality among the surviving humans, plants and animals, and therefore practice eugenics. Humans with even minor mutations are considered blasphemies and either killed or sterilised and banished to the Fringes, a lawless and untamed area rife with animal and plant mutations. A teenage David Strorm (Nick Robinson), the son of Waknuk's zealous and religious patriarch, discovers he has telepathic powers. He soon discovers other children who share his mutation. Together they must struggle against a culture, which not only fears them but wishes to annihilate them.
  15. I am really hoping to surprise y'all with my original films and films based off not well known properties. Y3 is my strongest blockbuster year. I am gonna being doing descriptions so you guys can see the plot summaries for the film's I am releasing. Hopefully that should lift them from obscurity haha
  16. Mid-March gives me enough time. I have a few films to fine tune (should take me a week) and then writing Dark Side will take about 10-12 days. Trying to just do 45 minutes of writing each day for that film. David will be completed when completed.
  17. Ooops....meant golden penthouse. We are talking about 90 floors up.
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