Chaz

I am a bottom, so that definitely makes me a homophobe.

Women aren't THINGS you misogynist. Go back to your bro board.

I'm watching all of the top summer blockbusters in a row, starting with Jaws in '75. Tonight it's Jaws and The Omen. Going to watch through Finding Dory in 30 days. Anyone wanna tag along?

What's everyone watching tonight? I picked up Grease 2 on Netflix. My first time watching since I was a kid. What an absolute pile of shit.

Welp. You called this one!

It's on Netflix. I watched it on my phone while the electricity was out during a storm.

Yeah, the last one did $190 million. In 2011. I don't see this one hitting $200m.

I watched Roger Rabbit this weekend. First time in several years. Still as entertaining as ever.

I'll take his punishment. ?

Batman Returns Mask of the Phantasm Batman Forever Batman and Robin X-Men Spider-Man X2 Hulk Hellboy The Incredibles Batman Begins The Last Stand Superman Returns Spider-man 3 Iron Man The Incredible Hulk Hellboy II The Dark Knight Watchmen X-Men Origins Iron Man 2 Green Lantern First Class The Avengers The Amazing Spider-man The Dark Knight Rises Iron Man 3 Man of Steel The Wolverine Thor: The Dark World Winter Soldier Days of Future Past Guardians of the Galaxy Age of Ultron Ant-Man Deadpool Dawn of Justice Civil War Apocalypse Suicide Squad Doctor Strange Logan Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Wonder Woman

I saw that in theaters. Yass.

The only way in which to compare the Chrises is to see which one dicks me down the best.

GBRL that's not a sacred franchise! That's two classic movies and other stuff.

A franchise can't be sacred if two were good but the rest trash.

The characters both first appeared in 1941. It was a template at the time. You think this is bad? Wait until you see Thanos and Darkseid.

That is unthinkable for the first animated film of the summer.

Y'all, the books are popular in the elementary set. I honestly see this doing over $50m

We've been out since May 11.

...because it's an American industry. Movies are filmed here. Financed here. We're also the biggest market.

AW C'MONNNNN Fine. I'll be twerking in the corner if anyone needs me.

I believe people should be allowed to run their businesses however they please. But, there are civil rights laws in place to make sure that this doesn't happen.

Oh damn, you're right. The only really good movie that summer.

I mean, I'm not threatened by a women-only screening. It's against New York state law, but whatever. I don't even think it's women-only, because they sold tickets and anyone could purchase them.

Damn, I had forgotten how terrible that summer was. War of the Worlds was ok and I still enjoy Wedding Crashers, but just about everything else was awful.

Baywatch needed to take cues from the '90s Addams Family and Brady Bunch movies on how to adapt cheesy TV shows successfully. What a turd.