Jack Nevada

So I guess I'm a journalist now. I interned at my university's radio station from January to May and now I got my first paid gig writing a feature for the new student paper. I have no idea what I'm doing.

I've watched an incredible amount of movies while in quarantine, it's honestly just sad. Most recently I saw Hal Ashby's Shampoo with Warren Beatty, a pretty funny movie about being a boomer piece of shit and getting your dick sucked nonstop.

I figured my take on the new Scorsese was a pressing enough matter to log on for the first time in like six months.

The Irishman is so fucking good. The last hour might be the most depressing thing Scorsese has ever done, it's perfect.

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is the funniest fucking thing right now. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a show than the Garfield house sketch.

Don't want to jinx it, but I've had four good dates with a girl and I'm feeling cautiously optimistic. I know I'll fuck up the whole thing soon enough but right now it's a pretty cool situation for once.

Had some problems with Vice but liked it overall, especially the editing and the Brechtian 4th wall breaking stuff. The first hour is kind of hit and miss but it really gets going with the GWB years. Kind of surprised by the INTENSE HATE it's been getting from people tbh.

Seeing Vice today. Because I've lost a bunch of weight, it means that this is actually the first time Christian Bale is fatter than me in a movie.

I've had two Spanish exchange students as roommates over the last year. The first one loved listening to Jordan Peterson lectures and loudly fucking chicks after playing acoustic guitar for them. The second guy moved in last week and just watches soccer with his boys.

Looks interesting. I love Get Out, but it's way more funny than it is scary. This seems more like a straight horror movie, which is cool also.

Dating sucks, I'm seriously considering somehow turning myself asexual and meditating all day in a cave.

Atta boy.

This one.I guess technically it's just actor David Tennant but still.

Wait, since when did we get a fucking Doctor Who emoji? Embarrassing.

It's so good. I feel like every time I watch Eyes Wide Shut I get something new and interesting out of it.