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[The Panda]

Here's a news flash for you bud. Movies are a business. There's a reason Citizen Kane was ignored when it first came out and there's a reason it didn't win best picture. And that's because it's crap. It's only over the years that everyone has become brainwashed with its so called brilliance. And you know nothing about me. I wasn't born in the 90's, I was born in the 70s and I know plenty about acting and what is good acting and what isn't. Some of the worst performances today are better than the wooden acting that came from Citizen Kane.If you love it, that's your opinion but it is not shared by everyone else. So spare me your pretentious posts about its brilliance. Film is subjective and there is nothing apodictic about opinions of it. IMO CK is a horrible film.

Films are subjective to a point (there is such a thing as a bad and good opinion), and yes obviously the entire world is wrong and you're right, Citizen Kane is an awful movie because baumer said so and him just saying so (without any actual explained reason other than 'taste' and that it was 'boring) is obviously good enough proof that Citizen Kane isn't an all time great that unanimously declared one of the best and is obviously a film that is on par with films like Batman and Robin and Disaster Movie.Man baumer, I never knew you were such a genius, thank you for enlightening me on your idiotic, Ill-informed, hipster opinion. Edited November 27, 2013 by The Panda

[baumer]

Youre welcome Panda. Thank you for recognizing when youre wrong. Good for you.

[Dementeleus]

Meow.

[iceroll]

Films are subjective to a point (there is such a thing as a bad and good opinion), and yes obviously the entire world is wrong and you're right, Citizen Kane is an awful movie because baumer said so and him just saying so (without any actual explained reason other than 'taste' and that it was 'boring) is obviously good enough proof that Citizen Kane isn't an all time great that unanimously declared one of the best and is obviously a film that is on par with films like Batman and Robin and Disaster Movie.

Man baumer, I never knew you were such a genius, thank you for enlightening me on your idiotic, Ill-informed, hipster opinion.

[baumer]

I always enjoy enlightening those who werent fortunate enough to be born with a fully developed brain.

[The Panda]

I always enjoy enlightening those who werent fortunate enough to be born with a fully developed brain.

I think I'm going to go edit my top 36 worst list and add Citizen Kane right now.

[baumer]

Atta boy Panda!

[Kalo]

I don't know if I can do this, I usually try to forget movies I hated that much.. and I mostly avoid watching films I end up hating. 

Edited November 27, 2013 by kaloOfSteel

[Kalo]

wait okay I'll do one

 

possibly the worst film off all time

 

1.Dumb and Dumber: when Harry Met Lloyd

2.The Cat in the hat

3.Super Mario Bros

4.forces of nature

5.The in-laws

6.parenthood

7.Batman Returns

8.About a Boy

9.The Emperor's club

10.the pianist (SUPER Depressing) 

[baumer]

wait okay I'll do one

 

possibly the worst film off all time

 

1.Dumb and Dumber: when Harry Met Lloyd

2.The Cat in the hat

3.Super Mario Bros

4.forces of nature

5.The in-laws

6.parenthood

7.Batman Returns

8.About a Boy

9.The Emperor's club

10.the pianist (SUPER Depressing) 

 

WTF!!!!

[Dementeleus]

wait okay I'll do one

 

possibly the worst film off all time

 

1.Dumb and Dumber: when Harry Met Lloyd

2.The Cat in the hat

3.Super Mario Bros

4.forces of nature

5.The in-laws

6.parenthood

7.Batman Returns

8.About a Boy

9.The Emperor's club

10.the pianist (SUPER Depressing) 

 

WTF!!!!

 

[baumer]

KaloofSteel:

 

   

[The Panda]

After taking Baumer's advice I updated my top 36 worst of all time list

 

1.Citizen Kane

2.Billy Madison

3.Man of Steal Your Money

4.The Dark Knight Rises in terrible quality

5.Disaster Movie

6.All About Steve

7.Batman and Robin

8.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Ripoff

9.300

10.North

11.Sucker Punch

12.Casablanca

13.2001: A Space Odyssey

14.The Benchwarmers

15.Battlefield Earth

16.The Master of Disguise

17.Toy Story

18.Movie 43

19.Joe Dirt

20.Gone With the Wind

21.The Wizard of Oz

22.Super Mario Bros

23.The Lady in the Water

24.Jack and Jill

25.Mulholland Dr.

26.Birth of a Nation

27.Super-Size Me

28.The Grapes of Wrath

29.To Kill a Mockingbird

30.Grown Ups

31.Meet the Spartans

32.The Last Airbender

33.10,000 B.C (should be B.C.E, but know they dont know science)

34.Dragonball: Evolution

35.Godzilla (1998)

36.The Happening

 

(NOTE: My previous list of when I was stubborn and unenlightened was

36.The Happening
35.Catwoman
34.Super-Size Me
33.Alien Resurrection
32.Joe Dirt
31.Blade Trinity
30.Dragonball: Evolution
29.Battle Los Angeles
28.Rambo (2008)
27.Twilight
26.Twilight Saga: Eclipse
25.Super Mario Bros
24.Epic Movie
23.Grown Ups
22.Twilight Saga: New Moon
21.Jack and Jill
20.Sucker Punch
19.Lady in the Water
18.Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
17.Godzilla (1998)
16.Meet the Spartans
15.Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
14.10,000 B.C.
13.Texas Chainsaw Massacure 2003
12.Pearl Harbor
11.The Last Airbender
10.Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
9.Man of Steel
8.The Benchwarmers
7.North
6.Battlefield Earth
5.Batman and Robin
4.The Master of Disguise
3.300
2.Billy Madison (The devil that spawned all of the Billy Madison and Adam Sandler productions...)
1.Birth of a Nation,

I gave Birth of a Nation not because of its quality but because of how deliberately racist it is and how it was used as propaganda for the KKK and delayed the Civil Rights movement)

 

My taste in movies has improved greatly after taking baumer's advice.

[Goffe]

(NOTE: My previous list of when I was stubborn and unenlightened was

36.The Happening

35.Catwoman

34.Super-Size Me

33.Alien Resurrection

32.Joe Dirt

31.Blade Trinity

30.Dragonball: Evolution

29.Battle Los Angeles

28.Rambo (2008)

27.Twilight

26.Twilight Saga: Eclipse

25.Super Mario Bros

24.Epic Movie

23.Grown Ups

22.Twilight Saga: New Moon

21.Jack and Jill

20.Sucker Punch

19.Lady in the Water

18.Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

17.Godzilla (1998)

16.Meet the Spartans

15.Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

14.10,000 B.C.

13.Texas Chainsaw Massacure 2003

12.Pearl Harbor

11.The Last Airbender

10.Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

9.Man of Steel

8.The Benchwarmers

7.North

6.Battlefield Earth

5.Batman and Robin

4.The Master of Disguise

3.300

2.Billy Madison (The devil that spawned all of the Billy Madison and Adam Sandler productions...)

1.Birth of a Nation,

I'm insulted, please remove MOS, Pearl Harbor, Texas Chainsaw Massacure and Sucker Punch

 

 

 

 

 

 

See what I mean 

[Goffe]

serious now, how could anyone put MOS in a higher position than Catwoman? I watched only 5 minute of it and I think it was one of the most agonizing moments of my life, pretty motherfuckin' terrible.

[The Panda]

serious now, how could anyone put MOS in a higher position than Catwoman? I watched only 5 minute of it and I think it was one of the most agonizing moments of my life, pretty motherfuckin' terrible.

 

I have a grudge against Zack Snyder, I have a grudge against bad blockbusters in general.

[Walt Disney]

After taking Baumer's advice I updated my top 36 worst of all time list

 

1.Citizen Kane

2.Billy Madison

3.Man of Steal Your Money

4.The Dark Knight Rises in terrible quality

5.Disaster Movie

6.All About Steve

7.Batman and Robin

8.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Ripoff

9.300

10.North

11.Sucker Punch

12.Casablanca

13.2001: A Space Odyssey

14.The Benchwarmers

15.Battlefield Earth

16.The Master of Disguise

17.Toy Story

18.Movie 43

19.Joe Dirt

20.Gone With the Wind

21.The Wizard of Oz

22.Super Mario Bros

23.The Lady in the Water

24.Jack and Jill

25.Mulholland Dr.

26.Birth of a Nation

27.Super-Size Me

28.The Grapes of Wrath

29.To Kill a Mockingbird

30.Grown Ups

31.Meet the Spartans

32.The Last Airbender

33.10,000 B.C (should be B.C.E, but know they dont know science)

34.Dragonball: Evolution

35.Godzilla (1998)

36.The Happening

 

(NOTE: My previous list of when I was stubborn and unenlightened was

36.The Happening

35.Catwoman

34.Super-Size Me

33.Alien Resurrection

32.Joe Dirt

31.Blade Trinity

30.Dragonball: Evolution

29.Battle Los Angeles

28.Rambo (2008)

27.Twilight

26.Twilight Saga: Eclipse

25.Super Mario Bros

24.Epic Movie

23.Grown Ups

22.Twilight Saga: New Moon

21.Jack and Jill

20.Sucker Punch

19.Lady in the Water

18.Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

17.Godzilla (1998)

16.Meet the Spartans

15.Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

14.10,000 B.C.

13.Texas Chainsaw Massacure 2003

12.Pearl Harbor

11.The Last Airbender

10.Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

9.Man of Steel

8.The Benchwarmers

7.North

6.Battlefield Earth

5.Batman and Robin

4.The Master of Disguise

3.300

2.Billy Madison (The devil that spawned all of the Billy Madison and Adam Sandler productions...)

1.Birth of a Nation,

I gave Birth of a Nation not because of its quality but because of how deliberately racist it is and how it was used as propaganda for the KKK and delayed the Civil Rights movement)

 

My taste in movies has improved greatly after taking baumer's advice.

 

The first list is your joke list and the second list is your real list. I just wanted to see how many movies I dislike on each list. My prediction is that I agree with your joke list more than your real list.

 

Lets see if I am right. "Agreed" means I agree that this movie was bad and could be included, even if I didn't personally include it.

 

 

3.Man of Steal Your Money -Agreed

 

5.Disaster Movie -Agreed

 

6.All About Steve -Agreed

 

8.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Ripoff  -Agreed

 

10.North -Agreed

 

11.Sucker Punch -Agreed

 

13.2001: A Space Odyssey -Agreed

 

15.Battlefield Earth -Agreed

 

24.Jack and Jill -Agreed

 

25.Mulholland Dr. -Agreed...Grand Slam for this one

 

33.10,000 B.C (should be B.C.E, but know they dont know science) -Agreed

 

34.Dragonball: Evolution  -Agreed

 

35.Godzilla (1998) -Agreed

 

So I agree with 13 of your new choices after Baumer "enlightened" you. Lets see about the old list.

 

35.Catwoman -Agreed

30.Dragonball: Evolution -Agreed

27.Twilight -Agreed

26.Twilight Saga: Eclipse -Agreed

24.Epic Movie -Agreed

22.Twilight Saga: New Moon -Agreed

 

21.Jack and Jill -Agreed

20.Sucker Punch -Agreed

18.Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen -Agreed

17.Godzilla (1998) -Agreed

15.Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 -Agreed

14.10,000 B.C. -Agreed

12.Pearl Harbor -Agreed

11.The Last Airbender -Agreed

9.Man of Steel -Agreed

7.North -Agreed

6.Battlefield Earth -Agreed

 

 

I agreed with 17 picks on your old list. So I was wrong. Your old list has 17 movies I can understand, while your new "enlightened" list has 13.

 

However, the question that I have to ask is how did you watch all of those Twilight movies? I couldn't get through 30 minutes of any one Twilight movie. You kept coming back for more after the last one disappointed you. I never bothered to watch any Transformers sequel, any Twilight movie, any Scooby Doo sequel, or any Paranormal Activity sequel. I can't believe that you kept coming back for more.

[The Panda]

The first list is your joke list and the second list is your real list. I just wanted to see how many movies I dislike on each list. My prediction is that I agree with your joke list more than your real list.

 

Lets see if I am right. "Agreed" means I agree that this movie was bad and could be included, even if I didn't personally include it.

 

 

3.Man of Steal Your Money -Agreed

 

5.Disaster Movie -Agreed

 

6.All About Steve -Agreed

 

8.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Ripoff  -Agreed

 

10.North -Agreed

 

11.Sucker Punch -Agreed

 

13.2001: A Space Odyssey -Agreed

 

15.Battlefield Earth -Agreed

 

24.Jack and Jill -Agreed

 

25.Mulholland Dr. -Agreed...Grand Slam for this one

 

33.10,000 B.C (should be B.C.E, but know they dont know science) -Agreed

 

34.Dragonball: Evolution  -Agreed

 

35.Godzilla (1998) -Agreed

 

So I agree with 13 of your new choices after Baumer "enlightened" you. Lets see about the old list.

 

35.Catwoman -Agreed

30.Dragonball: Evolution -Agreed

27.Twilight -Agreed

26.Twilight Saga: Eclipse -Agreed

24.Epic Movie -Agreed

22.Twilight Saga: New Moon -Agreed

 

21.Jack and Jill -Agreed

20.Sucker Punch -Agreed

18.Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen -Agreed

17.Godzilla (1998) -Agreed

15.Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 -Agreed

14.10,000 B.C. -Agreed

12.Pearl Harbor -Agreed

11.The Last Airbender -Agreed

9.Man of Steel -Agreed

7.North -Agreed

6.Battlefield Earth -Agreed

 

 

I agreed with 17 picks on your old list. So I was wrong. Your old list has 17 movies I can understand, while your new "enlightened" list has 13.

 

However, the question that I have to ask is how did you watch all of those Twilight movies? I couldn't get through 30 minutes of any one Twilight movie. You kept coming back for more after the last one disappointed you. I never bothered to watch any Transformers sequel, any Twilight movie, any Scooby Doo sequel, or any Paranormal Activity sequel. I can't believe that you kept coming back for more.

 

Oh, it wasn't my choice to watch the Twilight movies, trust me, I was one of the victims that was forced to.

 

Some of these movies I watched because me and my friends decided to do a running commentary to roast on universally declaimed movies (like North and Catwoman), some because of friends or family, some because I was a curious victim, and some because I actually thought the movie might be good from the trailers.

Edited November 28, 2013 by The Panda

[Goffe]

I have a grudge against Zack Snyder 

heh I noticed that, you have 300, Man of Steel and Sucker Punch in your list

Edited November 28, 2013 by Goffe

[Goffe]

Twlight movies are bad, but not that bad IMO