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Double Dose of Positivity

 

Fatal Rendezvous

 

Chris Nolan's little brother makes a solid cinematic debut with a tightly edited crime film that features some fine performances from Downey, Ruffalo, and Pearce.

 

8/10

 

Silent Hill: Innocence Lost

 

Creepy, atmospheric, and downright scary, this adaptation of the beloved horror series manages to capture the essence of the games very well. While it does suffer from a little too much fluff, namely some creature encounters that probably could've been shortened to make for a tighter film, the film always kept my interest throughout. Jensen Ackles is great here in the lead and the rest of the cast do good jobs as well. All around, this is a beautiful atmospheric horror film that does justice to its source material.

 

8/10

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2 hours ago, cookie said:

Holding out hope SW made the top 5

I’ll just say this:

 

There is one film that I gave a review for (pre-November) that I’ve cooled off on. Will still make the list but it dropped a little bit after some thought.

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4 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

I’ll just say this:

 

There is one film that I gave a review for (pre-November) that I’ve cooled off on. Will still make the list but it dropped a little bit after some thought.

Please don’t be 2park or NFTO....

 

*fingers crossed*

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5 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

I’ll just say this:

 

There is one film that I gave a review for (pre-November) that I’ve cooled off on. Will still make the list but it dropped a little bit after some thought.

I... may have an idea which it is.

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19 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

I’ll just say this:

 

There is one film that I gave a review for (pre-November) that I’ve cooled off on. Will still make the list but it dropped a little bit after some thought.

 

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Just now, Rorschach said:

Oh whoops. I worded it wrong. 

 

What I should’ve said was that there’s one film that I’ve already reviewed that I’ve cooled off on.

 

My bad. :P

Well that opens up a whole different can.

 

Spoiler

Is it based on a rant somebody made?

 

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November

The Chrysalids - 8/10

Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive - 7/10

Le Grand Ecran - 5/10

The Meteor Manhunt - 3/10

Bartimaeus and the Amulet of Samarkand - 5/10

Mirror’s Edge: Catalyst - 6/10

The Raven Boys - 3/10

Street Sharks - 6/10

51 - 2/10

 

December

Desolate Sea - 4/10

The Prince of Egypt - 8/10

The Number One Dime - 8/10

Wolves of the Deep - 7/10

Bro Time - 1/10

Garden of Eden - 4/10

That Was a Long Time Ago - 2/10

 

 

 

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Before we get started with the Top 25, let's take a minute to (dis)honor the shitty films that came out this year.

 

 

A look back on the films I gave a 1 or 2 to.

 

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Homestar Runner’s Cruddy Debut Movie

Not Funny

Ice Station

Father

2 Lonely 2 Zookeepers

RuPaul’s Best Friend Race

Unknown Sender

The Green Inferno

Things Fall Apart

Fright Town

Uglies

51

Bro Time

That Was a Long Time Ago

 

And the (obvious) crowning winner of shit is...

Spoiler

Redeeming Love

 

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