Cookie's Corner Y4 - Spark 3 ending explained on page 14

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Just now, Suspirighetti said:

Time to see if Pidge will offset the Chbosky curse.

I still have the Delaware River to cross first @4815162342

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2 minutes ago, cookie said:

I still have the Delaware River to cross first @4815162342

I mean I’ll likely read this after work so that probably covers the time.

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1 hour ago, cookie said:

Kingdom of the Sun

 

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Brought to you by yours truly

 

 

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But actually brought to you by @YourMother the Edgelord

 

 

Screw you Rory I was already planning to use this gif

 

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But is the movie any good?

 

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Just kidding

 

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Most of the issues I had with the earlier drafts have been fixed which is a plus

 

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But the bit where Mata somehow knows that Kronk is chasing after her and Kuzco despite us never having seeing that part still hasn't which is a minus

 

 

Screw you again Rory I was planning to use this gif too

 

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There are two standout performances in this though

 

 

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No. In hindsight you should've been in this more, Kronk.

 

 

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But our blue boi is aces in the dual roles

 

 

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And Pfieffer rules as Yzma, but that should be obvious to anyone

 

 

(Plus seeing Snuff Out the Light finally being brought to life pleases me.)

 

Also Pidge rules, suck it

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Y'all are going to hate me for this, but...

 

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Blue boi: 10/10

 

Yzma: 10/10

 

Pidge: 10/10

 

Kronk: 6/10

 

Me: 11/10

 

Movie: 8.5/10

 

Deal with it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out of likes but thank you so much.

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Why doesn’t Han Solo and Peter Parker just shut up and make out already? Geez.

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Mercer gets to his feet, sword and pistol drawn, seeing his men retreating around him as British soldiers pursue them. Unlike his men, he does not fall back. Several British soldiers surround him in a half-circle and demand “Call for quarter you rebel!” Mercer, fire in his eyes, replies “I am no rebel” and calmly raises his pistol and shoots the lead soldier dead. The others charge in and Mercer, swinging his sword in one hand and his pistol in the other, fends them off, downing most with slashes and clubs as they stab at him with bayonets in the side, or cutting across his arms and legs, each one weakening him further, until finally he lunges forward one last time and is impaled in the gut by the last soldier’s bayonet as he runs that same soldier through with his sword. The two both gasp, and both fall to the ground, bleeding out on the snow side by side.

 

I’ve got no joke here. Just want to let everyone know just how awesome this scene is.

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Can’t wait for Fortnight 2: Yorktown Boogaloo

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13 minutes ago, cookie said:

Can’t wait for Fortnight 2: Yorktown Boogaloo

 

I just put that in there as a wink. I won't be making a Yorktown film.

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1 hour ago, cookie said:

Why doesn’t Han Solo and Peter Parker just shut up and make out already? Geez.

 

Just remember that Alden had to pull a Bale and gain weight for the role, so Tommy is just biased against the overweight.

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31 minutes ago, cookie said:

 

 

 

I’ve got no joke here. Just want to let everyone know just how awesome this scene is.

 

It's a great scene. Slightly dramatized but Mercer being surrounded, refusing to surrender, and being killed is all true.

 

Sorry that Scrooge got recast but there wasn't enough info on the person to really play with the character. So I went with Kevin McKidd for maximum Scottish obstinance.

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12 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

 

It's a great scene. Slightly dramatized but Mercer being surrounded, refusing to surrender, and being killed is all true.

 

Sorry that Scrooge got recast but there wasn't enough info on the person to really play with the character. So I went with Kevin McKidd for maximum Scottish obstinance.

Wait, that was the role Scrooge McTennant was supposed to play?!

 

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13 minutes ago, cookie said:

Wait, that was the role Scrooge McTennant was supposed to play?!

 

 

Sorry. Didn't think there was enough pre final act to warrant the richest duck.

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Fortnight

 

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Coran: 10/10

 

Washington: 10/10

 

The steamy hot Knox/Hamilton sex scene that’s totally in the movie I swear: 10/10

 

The fact that David Tennant was supposed to be the one with the uber awesome death scene but got recast: whymustyouhurtmeinthisway/10

 

Da Berg: 10/10

 

Coran telling Von Strucker he is a stupid shit and schooling his ass: 11/10

 

Movie: 9.5/10

 

 

Starlit Highway

 

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The fact that this movie feels super rushed and kinda disjointed: woof/10

 

Pidge: 10/10

 

Owen: wowwhatanasshole/10

 

Fonda: fineIguessdoesn’tdomuchotherthanstandingaroundbeingdrunkandsad/10

 

Shiro cameo: random/10

 

Movie: 6.7/10 (still gonna vote for Pidge tho)

 

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Since I only got three Round 2 requests and I’ve already knocked out By the Balls I’m going to try and do both 3park and 2ilent Hill tomorrow @Suspirighetti @Xillix

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24 minutes ago, cookie said:

Since I only got three Round 2 requests and I’ve already knocked out By the Balls I’m going to try and do both 3park and 2ilent Hill tomorrow @Suspirighetti @Xillix

 

Did you ever do a full BtB review?

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4 hours ago, cookie said:

Screw you Rory I was already planning to use this gif

 

4 hours ago, cookie said:

Screw you again Rory I was planning to use this gif too

Love you too babe.

 

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27 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

 

Did you ever do a full BtB review?

I'm waiting until the top 25 before I try to fully process it.

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Thanks a bunch @cookie.

 

It's hard to convey it in plot summary but I tried to establish that Coran Cornwallis was absolutely pissed at not being able to go home and that it affected his tactical judgment. First in planning a direct assault, and then in overconfidently assuming he can crush the Americans the next day.

 

Also him ripping von Donop a new one was something I invented a bit. But von Donop is a genuine historical asshole so he deserved it. My only regret is not being able to kill him but alas the real life person didn't die until nearly a year later.

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Yeah it’s not a secret that I tried to crap out Starlit Highway as quickly as possible to try and get it to Y4. Really needed to wait on that one.

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And as an extra apology I’ve decided that Allura will be the lead of my biggest OC next year.

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19 minutes ago, Suspirighetti said:

And as an extra apology I’ve decided that Allura will be the lead of my biggest OC next year.

My quest to turn all seven of team Voltron plus Tommy Boy into Oscar nominees continues at a steady pace 

 

And yet still nobody gives Hunk any love what do y'all have against him huh