SLAM! Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 (edited) @El Squibbonator @4815162342 @lamamama @MCKillswitch123 @Xillix @YM! Hello! Welcome to the Metacritic Review Aggregate, where I'll be tabulating review scores for every Y9 film and posting their Metacritic scores. Here's the lowdown: say Critic A gives Charlie's Chimichanga a 10, and Critic B gives it an 8, and Critic C gives it a 6; what I do then, is I'll average those scores together to present the film's Metacritic score as 80/100. For reviewers grading films on an A/B/C/D scale, please note that I go by this letter chart when tabulating average scores. Also, I'll be rounding up or down to the nearest whole number for the score. Green (good) = films scoring between 61 and 100 Yellow (okay) = films scoring between 40 and 60 Red (bad) = films scoring 39 and below JANUARY Winner Takes All - 55 (Eight Reviews) Socksucker - 13 (Seven Reviews) Interceptors - 47 (Nine Reviews) Super Monkey Ball - 58 (Eight Reviews) Go-Kart Gottlieb - 40 (Seven Reviews) By The Seaside - 59 (Seven Reviews) Grand Theft Auto - 50 (Seven Reviews) FEBRUARY The Crummy Shindig - 74 (Seven Reviews) Landslide - 43 (Eight Reviews) Whinge & Cringe - 26 (Eight Reviews) Scales of Justice - 57 (Eight Reviews) Death is Not My Friend - 54 (Seven Reviews) MARCH Bugcatcher Boys - 42 (Eight Reviews) Deep Sixed - 49 (Eight Reviews) The Last Victim - 54 (Seven Reviews) Alakazam! - 60 (Seven Reviews) American Spy - 76 (Eight Reviews) APRIL Bikini - 58 (Eight Reviews) Molly and Emmett - 46 (Seven Reviews) Heart of the Amazon - 58 (Seven Reviews) The Boy Who Hated Books - 58 (Six Reviews) Devil Bean - 67 (Seven Reviews) Shadow of the Comet - 57 (Seven Reviews) MAY Martian Manhunter - 61 (Six Reviews) Kirby and the King's Caper - 74 (Six Reviews) AeroMobil: The Future Is Now - 51 (Seven Reviews) The Man of the Jungle - 46 (Six Reviews) Revenge Ex - 61 (Seven Reviews) Rocket Hero - 56 (Six Reviews) Fatal Error - 21 (Eight Reviews) JUNE Matilda and the Night Children - 86 (Seven Reviews) Xenoblade Chronicles: The Power of the Monado - 46 (Seven Reviews) The Next Good Day - 61 (Six Reviews) Second Dimension: Last Hope - 49 (Eight Reviews) JULY Heremias - 83 (Six Reviews) War on Drugs: America's Modern Conflict - 73 (Seven Reviews) The Mirage - 81 (Seven Reviews) HOOOOOPs - 60 (Seven Reviews) Hearts of Fire: Vengeful Hearts - 32 (Six Reviews) AUGUST Dinosaucers - 47 (Seven Reviews) Gran Turismo - 45 (Seven Reviews) The Excursion - 43 (Six Reviews) Someone's Grace - 40 (Six Reviews) The Talons of the Hawk - 45 (Seven Reviews) The First Water War - 44 (Six Reviews) Scythe - 51 (Seven Reviews) SEPTEMBER Acne - 80 (Six Reviews) Seals of Honor - 63 (Six Reviews) Home Invasion: Part IV - Curtain Call - 29 (Six Reviews) Tumbleweed - 43 (Six Reviews) Raven Island - 58 (Seven Reviews) Invader Zim - 75 (Six Reviews) OCTOBER Fore! - 43 (Six Reviews) Warmth - 80 (Seven Reviews) Mechamen - 62 (Six Reviews) Sleepy Hollow - 65 (Six Reviews) Guinea Pigger - 22 (Six Reviews) Red Rabbit - 72 (Six Reviews) #Spooked - 49 (Seven Reviews) Grace and Mercy - 69 (Six Reviews) NOVEMBER Land of the Crescent - 79 (Six Reviews) Mother Knows Better - 39 (Six Reviews) Tongue Tied - 65 (Six Reviews) Runaway Train - 79 (Six Reviews) Inspector Gadget and Penny - 62 (Six Reviews) Ultraman: Dark Future - 42 (SixSevenReviews) DECEMBER Father III: All Hell Breaks Loose - 27 (Six Reviews) The Baddest Of Them All - 50 (Six Reviews) SSX - 49 (Six Reviews) Dancing in the Doghouse - 65 (Six Reviews) The Queen Who Never Was - 89 (Six Reviews) Among Us - 63 (Six Reviews) Vixen and the Castle of Doom - 68 (Six Reviews) Edited February 21, 2023 by SLAM! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) Updated! Everything between January and June has a score, with more scores and updates still to come. Edited August 5, 2022 by SLAM! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 Updated with Reddroast's ranking, meaning every Y9 film now has a score! Biggest Rise: The Last Victim (+11) Biggest Drop: Ultraman: Dark Future (-13) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MCKillswitch123 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 (edited) Ratings Aggregate (will be updated continually throughout the year): Winner Takes All Cookie - B- Ethan Hunt - 1/5 MCKillswitch - 3/5 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 5/10 El Squibbonator - 5/10 YM - 8/10 Socksucker Cookie - F Ethan Hunt - 1/5 Numbers - 3.3/10 Reddroast - (WT)F- Rorschach - 0.5/5 Slam - 2/10 YM - 1/10 Interceptors Cookie - C Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5 MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 4.9/10 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 4.5/10 El Squibbonator - 1/10 YM - 6/10 Super Monkey Ball Cookie - C+ Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5 MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 5.6/10 Reddroast - B- Rorschach - 2.5/5 El Squibbonator - 8/10 YM - 6/10 Go-Kart Gottlieb Cookie - C Ethan Hunt - 1/5 MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 4.7/10 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 2/5 YM - 4/10 By the Seaside Cookie - C/C+ Ethan Hunt - 3/5 MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 6.1/10 Reddroast - B- Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 5.75/10 Grand Theft Auto Cookie - C Ethan Hunt - 1/5 Numbers - 4.8/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 7/10 YM - 4/10 The Crummy Shindig Cookie - B+/A- Ethan Hunt - 3/5 MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 7.5/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 4/5 YM - 8/10 Landslide Cookie - C+ Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5 MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5.3/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 6/10 El Squibbonator - 5/10 Whinge & Cringe Cookie - F Ethan Hunt - 1/5 Numbers - 4/10 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 1/5 Slam - 1/10 El Squibbonator - 2/10 YM - 5/10 Scales of Justice Cookie - C+/B- Ethan Hunt - 2/5 MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 4.9/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 2,5/5 El Squibbonator - 7/10 YM - 6.25/10 Death is Not My Friend Cookie - C Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5 Numbers - 6.4/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 6.75/10 YM - 5/10 Bugcatcher Boys Cookie - C+ Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5 MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5/10 Reddroast - D- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 6/10 El Squibbonator - 2/10 Deep Sixed Cookie - C Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5 MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.6/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 7/10 YM - 6/10 The Last Victim Cookie - C- Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5 MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 4.5/10 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 2.5/5 YM - 5/10 Alakazam! Cookie - B-/B Ethan Hunt - 2/5 MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 7.6/10 Reddroast - C+ Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 4/10 YM - 7.5/10 American Spy Cookie - B-/B Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5 Numbers - 8.3/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 9.5/10 El Squibbonator - 6/10 YM - 8/10 Bikini Cookie - B MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.4/10 Reddroast - B- Rorschach - 2.5/5 El Squibbonator - 5/10 YM - 6/10 Molly and Emmett Cookie - C MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 7.2/10 Reddroast - F- Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 6/10 YM - 6/10 Heart of the Amazon Cookie - C+ MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 6/10 Reddroast - B- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 8/10 El Squibbonator - 3/10 The Boy Who Hated Books Cookie - B- Numbers - 7.1/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 8.5/10 YM - 4/10 Devil Bean Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 7/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 8/10 YM - 6/10 Shadow of the Comet Cookie - C- MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 6/10 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 6.5/10 YM - 5/10 Martian Manhunter Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 6.7/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 5.5/10 Kirby and the King's Caper Cookie - B MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 7.7/10 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3.5/5 YM - 7/10 AeroMobil: The Future is Now Cookie - C MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 6.5/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 6/10 YM - 6.5/10 The Man of the Jungle Cookie - D+/C- Numbers - 5/10 Reddroast - C- Rorschach - 1.5/5 Slam - 7.5/10 YM - 4/10 Revenge Ex Cookie - C+ MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 6.5/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 9/10 El Squibbonator - 8/10 Rocket Hero Cookie - B- Numbers - 5.2/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 7/10 YM - 7/10 Fatal Error Cookie - F MCKillswitch - 1/5 Numbers - 2.5/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 1/5 Slam - 3/10 El Squibbonator - 3/10 YM - 1.5/10 Matilda and the Night Children Cookie - A- MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Numbers - 8/10 Reddroast - A+ Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 9.25/10 El Squibbonator - 10/10 Xenoblade Chronicles: The Power of the Monado Cookie - C/C+ MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 4.4/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 2/5 El Squibbonator - 3/10 YM - 4/10 The Next Good Day Cookie - B-/B Numbers - 6.9/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 8/10 YM - 6/10 Second Dimension: Last Hope Cookie - C- MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.8/10 Reddroast - D- Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 8.5/10 El Squibbonator - 4/10 YM - 6/10 Heremias Cookie - B+/A- MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 9.25/10 YM - 9/10 War on Drugs: America's Modern Conflict Cookie - B Numbers - 6.2/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 8.5/10 El Squibbonator - 8/10 YM - 7.5/10 The Mirage Cookie - A- MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Numbers - 8.5/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3.5/5 El Squibbonator - 8/10 YM - 9/10 HOOOOOPs Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 6/10 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 8.25/10 El Squibbonator - 5/10 Hearts of Fire: Vengeful Heart Cookie - D- Numbers - 4.7/10 Reddroast - D- Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 4/10 YM - 3/10 Dinosaucers Cookie - C+/B- MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 5.7/10 Reddroast - C+ Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 4.5/10 YM - 3.5/10 Gran Turismo Cookie - C+/B- Numbers - 6.4/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 4/10 El Squibbonator - 4/10 YM - 6/10 The Excursion Cookie - C+ Numbers - 6.3/10 Reddroast - D- Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 3/10 YM - 5/10 Someone's Grace Cookie - C MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 5.4/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 1.5/5 YM - 5/10 The Talons of the Hawk Cookie - D- MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 4.1/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 2.5/5 El Squibbonator - 9/10 YM - 6.5/10 The First Water War Cookie - C MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5.9/10 Reddroast - F- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 6.5/10 Scythe Cookie - C-/C MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5.6/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 2.5/5 El Squibbonator - 10/10 YM - 3.5/10 Acne Cookie - B Numbers - 7.8/10 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 8.5/10 El Squibbonator - 10/10 YM - 8/10 Seals of Honor Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.4/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 7/10 El Squibbonator - 8/10 Home Invasion: Part IV - Curtain Call Cookie - D+ MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 3/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 1/10 Tumbleweed Cookie - D- MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 4.6/10 Reddroast - D Rorschach - 2.5/5 YM - 6/10 Raven Island Cookie - C/C+ MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 7/10 Reddroast - C- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 7.5/10 YM - 6.5/10 Invader Zim Cookie - B/B+ Numbers - 7/10 Reddroast - A Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 8.75/10 El Squibbonator - 7/10 YM - 5.5/10 Fore! Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 3.9/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 1.5/5 YM - 5/10 Warmth Cookie - B- El Squibbonator - 8/10 Numbers - 8.1/10 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 8.5/10 YM - 8.5/10 Mechamen Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 6.5/10 Reddroast - A+ Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 6/10 YM - 5/10 Sleepy Hollow Cookie - C/C+ MCKillswitch - 4/5 Numbers - 4.3/10 Reddroast - A+ Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 7.5/10 Guinea Pigger Cookie - F/D- Numbers - 3.5/10 Reddroast - Trashfire Rorschach - 1/5 Slam - 3.5/10 El Squibbonator - 2/10 YM - 3/10 Red Rabbit Cookie - B+ MCKillswitch - 3/5 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 7/10 YM - 7/10 #Spooked Cookie - D MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5.4/10 Reddroast - C- Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 6.5/10 YM - 7/10 Grace and Mercy Cookie - B-/B MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Numbers - 6.6/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 9/10 YM - 6.5/10 Land of the Crescent Cookie - B/B+ MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Reddroast - A- Rorschach - 3.5/5 Slam - 8.75/10 YM - 7.5/10 Mother Knows Better Cookie - C- MCKillswitch - 1.5/5 Numbers - 5.8/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 6.25/10 Tongue Tied Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 3.5/5 Numbers - 6.8/10 Reddroast - C Rorschach - 3/5 YM - 7.5/10 Runaway Train Cookie - B+ Numbers - 7.9/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 9/10 YM - 8/10 Inspector Gadget and Penny Cookie - B- MCKillswitch - 3/5 Numbers - 7.7/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 8.75/10 El Squibbonator - 5/10 Ultraman: Dark Future Cookie - D+ MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 5.7/10 Reddroast - F Rorschach - 2/5 Slam - 6.5/10 El Squibbonator - 1/10 YM - 6/10 Father III - All Hell Breaks Loose Cookie - F MCKillswitch - 2/5 Numbers - 3/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 1.5/5 Slam - 3/10 El Squibbonator - 0/10 The Baddest of Them All Cookie - C MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.5/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 6/10 SSX Cookie - C+ MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 5.4/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 2.5/5 El Squibbonator - 7/10 YM - 5/10 Dancing in the Doghouse Cookie - C+/B- Numbers - 5.5/10 Reddroast - B Rorschach - 2.5/5 Slam - 8.5/10 YM - 6/10 The Queen Who Never Was Cookie - B+ MCKillswitch - 4/5 Reddroast - A+ Rorschach - 4/5 Slam - 10/10 YM - 9.5/10 Among Us Cookie - B-/B MCKillswitch - 2.5/5 Numbers - 4.5/10 Reddroast - B+ Rorschach - 3/5 El Squibbonator - 10/10 YM - 7/10 Vixen and the Castle of Doom Cookie - B+/A- Numbers - 7.4/10 Reddroast - D+ Rorschach - 3/5 Slam - 8/10 YM - 7.5/10 Edited February 21, 2023 by MCKillswitch123 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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