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It's like Independence Day and Cloverfield had a child, and then beat that child within an inch of it's life.

Then forced the resulting pulp to chew dogshit as it helplessly struggled for breath, before leaving it in the gutter to die alone.

And just as the shapeless form's oxygen starved brain shut down, welcoming the darkness of death like an old friend, two gormless strangers then attempted to nurse it back to health with little knowledge of their craft and nary a thought to modern guidelines.

And as a result of their tampering the child was locked in an almost vegetative state, unable to articulate its thoughts beyond loud guttural grunts and a frantic waving of arms.

And as the pulpy mess silently pleaded for death, the gormless pair then urged the mass public to pay a fee in order to witness their "miracle child".

A child they "saved" from contemporary work methods.

A brain-dead drooling child they call “Skyline”.

Oh, and it's also shat itself.

Avoid.

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