Blade Trinity

[baumer]

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[Squaremaster316]

And another trilogy bites the dust.

 

Annoying supporting characters, acting that ranges from OTT hammy to flat and tone deaf, a ridiculous plot, a slumming Snipes. 

 

It also contains one of the single worst, intelligence insulting edits I've ever seen where they take Whistler's speech to Karen from the first film (the exact scene) and attempt to splice it into a flashback for Abigail, combining it with new dialogue from Kristofferson that sounds nothing like his dialogue from that film.

 

Just bad from start to finish.

 

3/4* out of *****

[Ozymandias]

What a disappointing turd after how mad fucking fun and great Blade 1 and 2 were.

 

6.5/10

[Jack Nevada]

What a disappointing turd after how mad fucking fun and great Blade 1 and 2 were.

 

6.5/10

Since when has a 6.5/10 been a "turd"?

[Jessie]

Ryan Reynolds saved this movie from being a complete waste of time.

[Kevin Bacon]

Triple H in a show-stealing, career-defining performance that will be remembered for years to come, delivering classic lines such as "Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us!" and "Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake!"

[Dementeleus]

Bump.

[baumer]

Ryan Reynolds doing his best Ryan Reynolds.  I really do love it when he is allowed to be that sarcastic funny guy.  Himk and the rest of the supporting characters do make the film a lot of fun.  Triple H is cool and Jessica Biel is fucking hot.  And they have Dracula in here.  Gotta love it.

7/10