Eric the Marxist

The universe hates me. There's your reason!

https://deadline.com/2022/04/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-summer-2023-theatrical-release-sony-release-date-changes-1235007010/ Opens limited October 14, expands on the 21st, goes wide the 28th

https://deadline.com/2022/04/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-summer-2023-theatrical-release-sony-release-date-changes-1235007010/ October 7, 2022. We could have gotten Spider-Verse, but Shawn Mendes has to ruin everything like he always does

https://deadline.com/2022/04/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-summer-2023-theatrical-release-sony-release-date-changes-1235007010/ March 29, 2024

https://deadline.com/2022/04/spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-summer-2023-theatrical-release-sony-release-date-changes-1235007010/ September 1, 2023

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ITS NOT FAIR

Kids movies typically hold well post-Easter. Sherlock Gnomes fell 22% the weekend after Easter, A Wrinkle in Time 32%, Boss Baby 21%, Beauty and the Beast 30%, Smurfs 27%. I guess families ignore moviegoing on Easter and are compensating the following week?

That's like half of the houses in my neighborhood lol. I guess the joke is it's so samey and generic? I dunno.

Finally we're getting the gritty Parent Trap reboot we deserve.

What fresh hell is this?

This year’s Oscars gets worse and worse every passing month. It’s kind of astonishing

Imagine thinking any corporation is “woke”, let alone Disney 😂

Yeah can we please not with the "DeSantis is never getting reelected" mantra? This reeks of 2016 all over again, and is far from the truth. America is a garbage nation with a lot of fascist fuckheads in charge and a lot of fuckwads who believe their wretched propaganda. Trump is still a beloved figure to a lot of people and DeSantis represents a new Trump for a lot of people. And frankly, in this day and age, there is no reason to be optimistic about anything these days. Just accept that reality is horrible and the worst-case scenario is, at minimum, a super likely possiblity.

Doctor Strange 2 Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-16 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 234 9356 45297 20.65% Total Seats Sold Today: 161 Comp 0.741x of Spider-Man: No Way Home T-16 (37.06M) 2.007x of The Batman T-16 (43.36M)

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Greater Philadelphia Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 32 235 3552 6.62% Total Seats Sold Today: 42 Comp 1.054x of Free Guy T-2 (2.32M) 0.699x of Jackass Forever T-2 (1.15M) 0.348x of The Lost City T-2 (1.13M)

The Northman Greater Philadelphia Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 22 370 3758 9.85% Total Seats Sold Today: 46 Comp 1.947x of Old T-2 (2.92M) 1.823x of Snake Eyes T-2 (2.55M) 8.605x of The Last Duel T-2 (3.01M) 0.244x of Dune T-2 (1.24M) 3.458x of Ambulance T-2 (2.42M)

The Bad Guys Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 48 92 6856 1.34% Total Seats Sold Today: 22 Comp 0.514x of Boss Baby 2 T-2 (673K) 0.386x of Jungle Cruise T-2 (1.04M) 1.508x of Addams Family 2 T-2 (829K) 4.381x of Ron's Gone Wrong T-2 (1.05M) 0.396x of Encanto (595K)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ben-affleck-matt-damon-true-life-story-nike-sneaker-man-sonny-vaccaro-1235132424/