Eric the Ape

YOU GET TO HUG TOOTHLESS THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE

A root canal is better than re-watching Jurassic World.

I'll take it! 🏳️‍🌈

Ask your friend how gay it is. 👀

The heroes save the day at the end.

Saw the sneak peek after the Ex Machina re-release. It was basically the first few minutes of the movie. Was dogging on the whole thing for a bit, but it was honestly pretty damn effective. Bit of an awkward end of the clip, where they clearly cut before they showed a big reveal. But hey. It looked good. Made me interested.

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Isn't this an anthology movie? That would probably hinder a lot of awards chances right there. So putting it as a specialty summer offering/box office play like Asteroid City with maybe a Cannes premiere makes a lot of sense to me.

You're an hour shorter than DUNE 2.

Moderation @leoh has been threadbanned for 3 days for consistent concern trolling. Please carry on.

Serious question: has Ridley Scott ever listened to a P Diddy song in his entire life? I'll bet my money on "no".

Yeah, I'm down for another one of these. Not sure how much popularity the film has gained over the years, but the furries should still carry it through I guess.

I would make a Timothee joke, but even I don't want him in this lmao

lol what show was this from?

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We need to get out of our baby food culture, I swear to god.

ye probably

Says who lol

As an aside, please never ask a retail worker, "What do you think I should get?" Believe it or not, I have no clue what toy your 6 year old will enjoy more.

Can confirm. At my Target shift today, I had to help a woman pick out a Ghostbusters toy for her 6 year old grandson. Though explaining to this woman what a proton pack is was not very fun. 😞