Eric the Clown

Uni's streaming strategy is so bizarre lol

Tangentially related!

Honestly I think they're playing it smart by not pushing too hard on the GI Joe connection (yes I know it's still there). They're selling the movie more as a fun ninja movie rather than a big franchise play and I think that's a better sell for people. There's a reason why "GI Joe Origins" is crammed into the corner on the movie's logo

Snake Eyes Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-10 and Counting (Thu) Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 25 58 4947 1.17% Total Seats Sold Today: 10 Comp 0.100x of Mortal Kombat's Fri T-10 Before Release (907K) 0.101x of A Quiet Place Part II's Thu+Fri T-10 Before Release (1.96M) 0.475x of Cruella's Thu+Fri T-10 Before Release (3.66M)

Space Jam: A New Legacy Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-4 and Counting (Fri) Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 46 1207 8241 14.65% Total Seats Sold Today: 339 Comp 0.559x of Godzilla vs. Kong T-4 Before Release (5.43M) 2.390x of Cruella's Thu+Fri 3 Days Before Release (18.42M) 0.745x of F9's Thu 3 Days Before Release (5.29M)

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-3 and Counting (Thu) Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 36 94 4797 1.96% Comp 1.424x of The Forever Purge T-3 (1.89M)

So last year I did an article for my school's online magazine where I reviewed a series of movies that earned a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It was one of the four movies I picked out of a hat. I wanted to do more but I didn't have time. Although I guess that was probably a blessing in disguise. Either way...Bucky Larson was the best of all four movies I watched.

You know it does have Stephen Dorff as a rival porn star named Dick Shadow, so it does have that going for it. There's also a Pauly Shore cameo and a pre-famous Keegan Michael-Key cameo thrown in there too.

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The man drinks way too much of that vulgar auteurism Kool-Aid. I half expect him to pop up here and say "guys, Bucky Larson is kind of incredible. Shot better than any big-budget film made today! I cried when Christina Ricci talked about when she accidentally spilled soup all over that old lady"

@MrPink @titanic2187

You guys clearly haven't met Zatt/iJack. Boy will do anything to prop up Marvel. Papa Feige could come out in the open, say "Ant-Man and the Wasp flopped big time lol", and he'd probably do something like "well it wasn't Pluto Nash bad. Clearly Marvel knows what they're doing and giving what people want". Just let him do his thing and he'll tire himself out eventually.

There is an untitled movie on Memorial Day next year. But these remakes usually come out two years after they are shot, so this will probably come out in 2023.

I'm just making this thread so I can will my sweetheart into another Oscar nom. It's been too long since we've had another one

GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SUIT IM IN LOVE KLJPLJDKL:JD:LKFJ S:LKJF

Timothee's not just gonna be unscathed then. Sweetie's gonna be elevated. Bitch is on a new level (sorry Henry). Today's a great day y'all