Wednesday #s (Spatula): Dragon 3.53, 22JS 3.46, Malef 1.93, TLAM2 1.85, JB 1.6, FIOS 1.51, EoT 1.22, DOFP 0.83

[Blankments]

WTF? There's a time machine in Free Birds? Bill Clinton????? Monica Lewinsky???

The time machine is kinda the whole plot

[Fancyarcher]

"I'll always be with you" - does that include refills?

[Ezen Baklattan]

So Reggie (The Great Turkey) is convinging the humans that Pizza was meant to be the main entree of Thanksgiving. 

 

Did I mention that it's Pizza from Chuck E. Cheese?!

 

This entire movie was a fucking Chuck E. Cheese commercial!!!!

[Ezen Baklattan]

This movie just became incredibly racist with 10 seconds of Native Americans.

[Fancyarcher]

20 minutes are left and the film already looks like it should be finished by now. Gawd!

Edited June 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher

[Ezen Baklattan]

And now it's time for a tacked on, "You need other people!" message!

[Ezen Baklattan]

Jake and Ranger never got to kiss.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Well, that was Free Birds. What the actual fuck even was this movie. I give it a WTF/10.

[Fancyarcher]

Oh look Jenny's giving the braveheart speech. How heroic.

[filmlover]

LOL I remember reading a review for Free Birds that said it ends with a message that pizza is the only food that is perfect to eat all the time or something like that. That must please nutritionists to the high heavens.

[Fancyarcher]

LOL I remember reading a review for Free Birds that said it ends with a message that pizza is the only food that is perfect to eat all the time or something like that. That must please nutritionists to the high heavens.

 

Heck PETA probably funded the film.

[Ezen Baklattan]

I'm done with this movie. I can't believe I actually saw it.

[Fancyarcher]

Now there are three Reggie's. As if one wasn't enough.

[Blankments]

"We should attack the fort and free our comrades", may I suggest we should take the nest and put it somewhere else.

[Mango]

Watching Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit for the first time. Chris Pine makes a good action star.

[Fancyarcher]

Look Steve's back.

Edited June 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher

[Blankments]

Looking at the posts here... I can't wait to finish the movie tomorrow

 

AND I'M 82 LIKES RICHER

[Blankments]

And now I'm half watching Valkyrie while working on actuals for CAYOM

[La Binoche]

Cinemascores: 

 

Transformers: A

Revenge of the Fallen: B+ 

Dark of the Moon: A 

[Fancyarcher]

Is this film supposed to be a prequel to Angry Birds?