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HDD2U....did Blumhouse forget that the first Happy Death Day was a slasher?

Schitt's Creek is kind of the best.

Comparing B&W art films, COLD WAR is much better than the unwatchable snoozefest ROMA. Things actually...happen in CW.

This is...the worst award show ever? Is it ok to say Sandra Oh is lame and unfunny or does that constitute racism in 2019? I do love her on Killing Eve, though.

I only like one song on the soundtrack (Always Remember Us This Way, also the best scene in the movie). But I gained new apprectiation for the movie, especially after I watched Vice, Ben Is Back, Destroyer, Mary Queen of Flops, First Man, Mary Poppins, Roma, Bohemian Rape City, etc (they all sucked to varying degrees). I liked Widows, though!

Now imagine if there was more than just one good song on it

Blackkklansman was really entertaining. Spike Leegend did that.

I kinda felt bad for Nicole Kidman because she was too good for AQM. An Amber Heard level black hole of talent and charisma is what the movie deserved. Not Nicole fucking Kidman.

I swear you've said this about 40 times before.

I'm still laughing at Patrick Wilson being like, 26 in AQM.

James Wan should stick to milking the Conjuring universe. Aquaman sucks. The worst part: buried somewhere under the trite storyline, poor performances, bad dialogue, cheap wigs, garish costumes, shoddy underwater effects and laughable use of Pitbull music was a good movie. He just couldn't find it.

Aquaman is terrible. The tired storyline, the bad dialogue, the lack of chemistry between Jason Momoa and Amber Heard (how can someone so beautiful be so dull onscreen?), her $5 polyester Ronald McDonald wig, Patrick Wilson's complete failture as a compelling villain (he's supposed to be in his 20s? lololol), the other villain who feels so irrelevant you forget he exists, the bad guys' cheap Power Rangers suits, the shoddy underwater visuals, Nicole Kidman's random outfit changes in the middle of a raging battle and her showing up a the end in a glittery Studio 54 outfit... A disaster...but still oddly entertaining despite it all. C-

Uneven and flawed but entertaining and well acted. Better than the shitty Quiet Place, which shamelessly ripped off the 2014 book that Bird Box is based on. At least Bullock's character isn't dumb enough to get pregnant AFTER the shit hit the fan. B-

LMAOOO Aquaman is terrible. The tired storyline, the bad dialogue, the lack of chemistry between Jason Momoa and Amber Heard (how can someone so beautiful be so dull onscreen?), her $5 polyester Ronald McDonald wig, Patrick Wilson's complete failture to be a compelling villain (he's supposed to be in his 20s? Lololol), the other villain who feels so irrelevant you forget he exists, the bad guys' cheap Power Rangers suits, the shoddy underwater visuals, Nicole Kidman's random outfit changes in the middle of a raging battle and her showing up a the end in a glittering Studio 54 outfit... A disaster...but still oddly entertaining despite it all.

Sabu shittin' how Aquaturd