Ezen Baklattan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Dang, looks like Dacre and Armand split votes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Spagheditary said: Dang, looks like Dacre and Armand split votes. Y'all were too busy infighting while giving Isaacs constant #2 votes so he waltzed past everyone like: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, cookie said: “Please welcome Academy Award winner and famed Catwoman Halle Berry!” Halle: For the first time in Oscar history, we recognize the achievements of not just five but six extremely talented actors who all brought the most important aspect of any memorable performance: character. From the father of a king struggling to protect his son’s legacy and the son of said king wanting to prove he could fight his own battle, an indie director seduced by fame and fortune and caught in a situation way over his head, a shy but friendly man finding a connection with his new neighbor, a devout but oppressive father attempting to rid the world of that he deems unnatural, to the fascist leader of a dying race staging his last war as his body and mind slowly succumbs to a disease. These are the nominees for Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Armand Assante as Laertes in The Odyssey: The Counsel of the Dead Hannibal Buress as Tyler in Notes From the Otherspace Jason Isaacs as Grand Admiral James T. Packer in The Scavenger Wars Jude Law as Joseph Strorm in The Chrysalids Dacre Montgomery as Telemachus in The Odyssey: The Counsel of the Dead Mark Ruffalo as Casey Maxwell in Fatal Rendezvous Halle: And the winner is… Hide contents JASON ISAACS as JAMES T. PACKER in THE SCAVENGER WARS Jason: You look stunning tonight, Halle. Halle: Why thank you, Jason. Hide contents Jason Isaacs - 34 Armand Assante - 27 Dacre Montgomery - 27 Jude Law - 22 Hannibal Buress - 20 Mark Ruffalo - 16 Damn. They split the votes. Well deserved for Isaacs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 “Please welcome Academy Award winner and the one you know who to call, Bob Odenkirk!” Bob: It was a whole year ago I stood up on this stage and accepted my own award, man does time fly… Tonight I am pleased to honor five outstanding actresses who stole the whole show whenever they were on screen… ...From a mother in a state of panic and grief as she tries to find her daughter before disaster strikes, a strange and mysterious woman who seems to know the answers behind the equally strange and mysterious town she inhabits, a queen yet waiting for her beloved to come home, another mother concerned for the well being of her daughter but in perhaps a less grave sense, to the supportive sister of the prophet that will lead them all to the promised land. Lots of mothers and relatives here. You’d almost assume CAYOM has some sort of mother/sister complex… The nominees for Best Actress in a Supporting Role are… Joan Cusack as Anne Hollis in Notes From the Otherspace Golshifteh Farahadi as Miriam in The Prince of Egypt Michelle Pfeiffer as Angela Sanderson in Cataclysmic Charlize Theron as Dahlia Gillespie in Silent Hill: Innocence Lost Kate Winslet as Queen Penelope in The Odyssey: The Counsel of the Dead Bob: And the winner is... Spoiler JOAN CUSACK as ANNE HOLLIS in NOTES FROM THE OTHERSPACE Joan: Oh my god, I totally did not see this coming, I totes swear! Spoiler Joan Cusack - 27 Michelle Pfeiffer - 22 Kate Winslet - 22 Charlize Theron - 18 Golshifteh Farahadi - 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Win Count: The Odyssey: Counsel of the Dead - 5 The Scavenger Wars - 4 Notes from the Otherspace - 3 Silent Hill: Innocence Lost - 2 Cataclysmic - 1 The Chrysalids - 1 From Earth to Infinity - 1 My Peoples - 1 The Number One Dime - 1 The Prince of Egypt - 1 @cookie - 6 @Rorschach - 5 @Spagheditary - 4 @Xillix - 3 @Hiccup23 - 1 @YourMother the Edgelord - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 And Yay! Thank you for the Cusack win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Odyssey coming in clutch with those 2nd/3rd Place ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Spagheditary said: Win Count: The Odyssey: Counsel of the Dead - 5 The Scavenger Wars - 4 Notes from the Otherspace - 3 Silent Hill: Innocence Lost - 2 Cataclysmic - 1 From Earth to Infinity - 1 My Peoples - 1 The Number One Dime - 1 The Prince of Egypt - 1 @cookie - 6 @Rorschach - 5 @Spagheditary - 4 @Xillix - 3 @YourMother the Edgelord - 1 Does that include the Score tie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, cookie said: Does that include the Score tie? yup, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Predictions for footage: Hiccup, Ethan Hunt, Numbers didn’t submit footage cookie brings Voltron 3 reddroast brings something from Y5 Rorschach does One Punch Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) “Please welcome Academy Award winner and famed space hamster, Charlie Day!” * Charlie walks out, conspicuously dressed in office attire, looking rugged and smoking a cigarette. * Charlie: You wanna talk about ballots? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BALLOTS?! Okay, I was reading the list of nominees and I saw there was a guy called Pigeon in it. WHO THE HELL NAMES THEIR KID PIGEON?! So I try to find this guy and I can't seem to find him anywhere! It's like he doesn't exist! So I go ask this guy called Jake but then I find out there's no guy called Jake either, so now I don't even know what to believe! It says here about a place called Duckburg and I call BUUUUULLSHIT because there is no place called Duckburg anywhere! Nor is there a place called Khouga so this Tamara chick?! Doesn't exist either! There is clearly some kind of conspiracy going on, so I tried to check in with Karana, but where is Karana? On "the Island of the Blue Dolphins", like what the hell, that's not a real place either and Karana doesn't exist either! I've stumbled into some kind of conspiracy here! * smokes cig * Where is Pepe Silvia where you need him?! * whispers off-screen * I should stop rambling? Okay, okay... the nominees for Best Voice Actor/Actress in a Leading Role are… Steve Carell as Pigeon in Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive Candice Patton as Karana in Island of the Blue Dolphins Ryan Reynolds as Jake/Razor in SWAT Kats 2: The Viper Strikes David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck in The Number One Dime Letitia Wright as Tamara in The Scavenger Wars Charlie: And the winner is… Spoiler Spoiler Charlie: WE HAVE A TIE!!! Spoiler DAVID TENNANT as SCROOGE MCDUCK in THE NUMBER ONE DIME and... Spoiler LETITIA WRIGHT as TAMARA in THE SCAVENGER WARS Charlie: I hope you're both really happy! David: Oh I sure am, lad! Letitia: But seriously, can we just wrap this up so we can all go home? Spoiler David Tennant - 26 Letitia Wright - 26 Steve Carrell - 21 Candice Patton - 21 Ryan Reynolds - 11 Edited June 5, 2018 by cookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, cookie said: David Tennant - 26 Letitia Wright - 26 Steve Carrell - 21 Candice Patton - 21 Ties galore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddroast Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Predictions for footage: Hiccup, Ethan Hunt, Numbers didn’t submit footage cookie brings Voltron 3 reddroast brings something from Y5 Rorschach does One Punch Man I did not submit any announcements. I did announce something yesterday though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) @YourMother the Edgelord Just checked the ballot count and Spoiler My Peoples and Bioshock only had one vote each. The one in seventh place (after Hans Zimmer lost the tiebreaker) with three votes was Spoiler James Newton Howard for The Chrysalids Edited June 5, 2018 by cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 7 awards left. Here we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, cookie said: @YourMother the Edgelord Just checked the ballot count and Hide contents My Peoples and Bioshock only had one vote each. The one in seventh place (after Hans Zimmer lost the tiebreaker) with three votes was Reveal hidden contents James Newton Howard for The Chrysalids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) "Please welcome, Academy Award nominee and not Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks!" Tom: Hey hey fellas! Looks like we got some cartoons to hand out awards to! Should we just get down to the nitty gritty? Alright! The nominees for Best Animated Feature are... Battletoads Don't Let the Pigeon Drive Island of the Blue Dolphins My Peoples The Number One Dime Tom: And the winner is... Spoiler Tom: Imagine my surprise! THE NUMBER ONE DIME Winners: We at Cookie Pictures Animation would like to thank everyone out there for making this win a reality! Spoiler The Number One Dime - 31 My Peoples - 24 Don't Let the Pigeon Drive - 22 Island of the Blue Dolphins - 19 Battletoads - 9 Edited June 5, 2018 by cookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 We'll be on a short break until midnight EDT then I'll hand down the remaining awards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 "Please welcome Academy Award winner Isla Fisher!" Isla: ...You know what, this show has gone on for as long as it has, I'm not gonna waste any more of everyone's time. Here are the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role: Robert Downey Jr. as Jackie Owens in Fatal Rendezvous Tom Hardy as Simon Barnes in Ripper Daniel Henney as Joel in The Scavenger Wars Hugh Jackman as Odysseus in The Odyssey: The Counsel of the Dead Rami Malek as Rameses in The Prince of Egypt Isla: And the winner is... Spoiler HUGH JACKMAN as ODYSSEUS in THE ODYSSEY: THE COUNSEL OF THE DEAD Hugh: Whoooo! I DID IT! IT'S BEEN SO LONG! Spoiler Hugh Jackman - 25 Rami Malek - 24 Tom Hardy - 21 Robert Downey Jr. - 20 Daniel Henney - 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...