YourMother’s Don’t Go Spring Breaking My Heart Y5 Reviews

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Peak

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It’s a run of the mill family film but Peak is more or less kind of unlikeable.

D+

 

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Steel Streaks

 

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Surprisingly touching, Steel Streaks effectively delivers on combining the theme of debates about intelligence and well done popcorn entertainment with the relationship of RAID-1 and Aria making a delightful blockbuster, but as for the dong?

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No but it’s an A

 

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Nice to see an out of the blue surprise. Looking forward to reading it @Xillix

[YM!]

 

[Blankments]

5 hours ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

 

Soooo?

[YM!]

54 minutes ago, Blankments said:

Soooo?

Later tonight, I took a nap and fell asleep way longer than expected along with May if I can.

[YM!]

Y’know CAYOM is glorified fanfiction at the end of the day so....

[Rorschach]

2 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Y’know CAYOM is glorified fanfiction at the end of the day so....

Glorified Cinematic fanfiction 

[YM!]

I see Awkwafina in this @Blankments, you’re guaranteed a C at worst.

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Rest of April

Miserable Fans:

Don’t get me wrong, the leads are good and the satire is good, but for a parody comedy, there’s not much to really laugh at until during the end where we get some good glimpses of the manic energy. 

C+

 

Veggies In The Rain

It’s cute and inoffensive as it’s nice to see some of my childhood back. Though it could’ve been a way shorter film.

C+/B-

 

Best Friends

Yeah, I didn’t care for this one either, aside from Tatum and Paul, there’s nothing really special about this one. 

C/C+

[Rorschach]

9 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Rest of April

[YM!]

20 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

Oops forgot Deeper

 

Deeper

This Sam Raimi horror flick is surprisingly shallow.

C-

 

[YM!]

Before we get into May, I got some bumping to do:

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Yin to a B+

and another Dong

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Steel Streaks at A+

 

 

[SLAM!]

18 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Before we get into May, I got some bumping to do:

  Reveal hidden contents

Yin to a B+

and another Dong

  Reveal hidden contents

Steel Streaks at A+

 

 

 

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May

 

The Drowsy Chaperone

A solid musical full of catchy songs and fun characters. What’s not to love?

B

 

Call of Duty: On Our Accord

 

So this is going to be the Fast and Furious of CAYOM. Big dumb fun spectacles with likeable characters. I dig it.

 

C+/B-

 

In The Valley

 

@Xillix I love your disaster movies but frankly, this one wasn’t good. The scope of the tornado looking is there but the characters fail to raise on the occasion. Though to be fair, I understand it was rushed but I just wasn’t there.

 

C

[YM!]

I think I have time for one more...

 

[YM!]

Psychonauts

 

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I had a shit ton of fun with this film, it’s beautifully animated (that lungfish scene makes me want to vouch for Best Visual Effects) and very funny film. The characters although most except for the villain are fully fleshed out, are breathed to life by their voice actors. Storm Reid as Lili is a good example of that and I found her and Raz’s relationship somewhat cute. The plot while good, needing to explain more about it’s world and rules but you should be able to follow it.

 

B

 

Edited March 26, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord

[YM!]

So June, July and maybe the remnants of September may come tonight.

 

Tomorrow I may try to get everything wrapped up but that’s a huge maybe.

[YM!]

The fuck did I just read?

[YM!]

6 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

The fuck did I just read?

The Fuck did I just read? V2

 

2 films may or may not receive the first F I give.