85th Academy Awards (24/2/13) Official Thread- TONIGHT!! NOMINEES IN THE FIRST POST

[acsc1312]

A lot of people were in the chatroom for SAG, that's why I said it.

Edited February 23, 2013 by acsc1312

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The meltdowns and post wars here (and especially on ADF) make true the notion that fact is stranger than fiction.

[riczhang]

So right now the show looks as if it's going to have 34 performances, 147 presenters, a James Bond tribute where the only person who's ever been in a James Bond movie confirmed to show up is Halle Berry, tributes to movies like Chicago and Dreamgirls that nobody cares about, and it's going to top it all off with a musical number from Seth MacFarlane and Kristen Chenoweth!

 

Yeh, it'll be a good show.

 

 

I'm actually really looking forward to the performances.

[RichWS]

Oscar meltdowns are pointless, but so much fun to witness.

[Jack Nevada]

Fucking Kristen Chenoweth..

[RichWS]

I'm actually really looking forward to the performances.

 

I hope you enjoy them! Just know the rest of us will be miserable 

[Jack Nevada]

I think the funniest bit from last years show was in the "What they are thinking right now?" skit.

They cut to Nick Nolte and Billy Crystal goes "Whaaaargh blaarghharbbll bblaaarghhbll"

That made me laugh out loud

[acsc1312]

I'm looking forward to the Chicago performance. I kind of hate McFarland and his schtick and chenoweth is annoying so I'm not looking forward to that.

[Jack Nevada]

Also what the fuck does Kristen goddamn Chenoweth have to do with the Oscars?

[RichWS]

Nolte should host next year. Boozed up.

[CoolioD1]

I never watched last year's ceremony. Never looked appealing to me.

[Jack Nevada]

Nolte should host next year. Boozed up.

He and Gary Busey.

[The Stingray]

I think the funniest bit from last years show was in the "What they are thinking right now?" skit.

They cut to Nick Nolte and Billy Crystal goes "Whaaaargh blaarghharbbll bblaaarghhbll"

That made me laugh out loud

"I see white people..."

[CoolioD1]

I'm looking forward to the Chicago performance. I kind of hate McFarland and his schtick and chenoweth is annoying so I'm not looking forward to that.

"Hey, how about that Argo huh? Reminds me of the time I got Rosie O'Donnell to babysit my kids." *cuts to skit*

[Jack Nevada]

I never watched last year's ceremony. Never looked appealing to me.

It was alright. Cringe-inducing jokes here and there, but overall it wasn't that bad.

[Michael Gary Scott]

Yeah. These meltdowns should be preserved for posterity.

And in all seriousness, I've prepared myself for a JLaw win even though I still firmly believe it'll be Riva.

I feel the same way but in the other direction

[RichWS]

He and Gary Busey.

 

They should be given free rein. Sure, watching Busey try to grope Lawrence in her seat while Nolte tries to fight Scorsese in the aisle would be uncomfortable for a billion people, but it would be REAL.

[Jack Nevada]

They should be given free rein. Sure, watching Busey try to grope Lawrence in her seat while Nolte tries to fight Scorsese in the aisle would be uncomfortable for a billion people, but it would be REAL.

Seriously though, damn Nick Nolte is in a bad shape these days. 

[RichWS]

Seriously though, damn Nick Nolte is in a bad shape these days. 

 

It's a shame.

[Jack Nevada]

This is funny