Eric Prime

Bradley Cooper's character looks so fucking hot. Rest of the movie looks good too.

Hi, autistic here. Job limitations are ableist af, and being autistic doesn't mean you have a limited understanding of animals, nor makes you inept in social or professional situations. If anything, obsession and high attention to detail is a common symptom of autism, so plenty of autistic people can have a strong interest in animals, how they work and function, how to take care of them, and more, and with strong detail, are arguably better than most neurotypical people. Don't know why you're bringing this stuff up, but there you go.

...I need to lie down.

https://people.com/movies/ryan-gosling-claire-foy-first-man-sneak-peek/

The beginning was a little wonky with the art style, but this really started getting good very quickly. I hope to God this breaks out and does something huge.

Haven't gotten around to 13 yet, but 11 and 12 are equal in quality, but they work in their own special ways. 11 works so well because of Danny and Rusty (I would kill to have a freindship like theirs), the inventive editing, the actual heist itself, the suspense and danger, and that great first ending against the fountain. The one thing I feel that does hurt it though is the epilogue thing with Danny and Rusty and Tess. I feel like if it just ended with the characters walking away from the mountain, especially with that gorgeous music. Ocean's 12 works well simply because it doesn't take itself remotely seriously and is so gloriously self-indulgent. I just like seeing these characters go around Amsterdam. I like seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones as the snooping detective trying to hunt them down. I like Tess pretending to be Julia Roberts in a weird meta angle. I like that Bruce Willis is just...there. I love how many weird twists are in there. O11 works as a good standard heist film, while O12 is just a wild, good time. Why didn't Steven Soderbergh do this movie again?

Hot Take: O11 and O12 are equally good.

"BUT HE'S DIVIDING THE FANBASE GAIZ"

I almost died laughing seeing evil John Cena. The very idea of this man being threatening kills me.

Gordo Addams

Um...okay?

Slambros.

I should also mention I still feel like Aquaman would have had a perfect release date on the Bohemian/Nutcracker weekend, but I guess with the VFX still apparently not ready, that idea's probably out of the window.

Going from Ron Perlman to Dadbod from Stranger Things is such a downgrade.

Han.

Ehh, why not? Mary Poppins: $260M Aquaman: $205M Spider-Man: $140M Bumblebee: $80M Holmes & Watson: $70M Alita: $50M Mortal Engines: $45M Yikes, this Christmas slate's a real downgrade from the last two years.

Hey, wait a minute.

It's going to be very fun seeing Jackson and Cameron fanboys go through their meltdowns while us Blunters will have a shit-eating grin this Christmas. (I don't feel super confident just yet for you Stanfelds)