Alright, I'm gonna tell all of y'all this right now.
With this kind of epic fudging, if AWIT ends up missing that $100M mark, in spite of this wild-ass Mother's Day expansion, I am leaving this site forever...or at least until 2019...whichever comes first. Because if this shit misses in spite of all of the fudge in the world, and manages to ruin the one good chance I had at a successful club, I won't be able to live with myself.
Mods, keep me to my word.