Eric the Minion

https://deadline.com/2022/02/madame-web-dakota-johnson-1234925603/

Not sure if the second tweet is supposed to be there

lmao wut

Moderation Just gonna say one more thing since I was @ed here and because the Jackass argument last night put me in a bad mood all commute... You guys do know you don't have to respond to everything right? You know that you have the self-control to ignore somebody when they act up and start acting immature towards you? You guys can recognize when an argument isn't going to go anywhere and will make everybody miserable, right? All I'm saying is that I suggest all users to think one minute before they post, try and avoid pointless arguments, and above all else, put somebody on your Ignore list if you really don't like somebody. I know you guys are all mature enough to do all the stuff I listed, so put it into practice please. If anybody has objections or really wants to talk with me about something, please PM me, because I don't want this to go anymore on the public boards.

For reasons so stupid they could only come from Paramount, Jackass Thursday shows are listed as "Jackass Forever plus bonus content", a seperate thing from regular ol' Jackass Forever

Uncharted Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-15 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 55 219 10285 2.13% Total Seats Sold Today: 19 Comp 0.311x of F9 T-15 (2.21M) 0.879x of The Suicide Squad T-15 (3.61M) 0.396x of Venom 2 T-15 (4.6M) 0.559x of Ghostbusters: Afterlife T-15 (2.51M) Hm...I guess yesterday was a blip (inb4 tomorrow only sells like 5 tickets)

Moonfall Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-1 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 43 245 7876 3.11% Total Seats Sold Today: 32 Comp 0.942x of Snake Eyes T-1 (1.32M) 0.224x of The Suicide Squad T-1 (918K) 0.139x of Dune T-1 (710K)

Jackass Forever Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-1 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 1 39 452 5569 8.12% Total Seats Sold Today: 116 Comp 0.413x of The Suicide Squad T-1 (1.69M) 1.487x of Free Guy T-1 (3.27M) 0.282x of Ghostbusters: Afterlife T-1 (1.27M) 0.323x of Scream T-1 (1.13M)

Sadly there's no Jason Momoa in sight.

And yet these dudes were cool with Sarah Palin 🙄

https://deadline.com/2022/02/super-bowl-movie-trailers-jurassic-world-dominion-minions-sonic-2-plan-1234925268/

That image looks like a cover for a pretentious music album

Uncharted Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-16 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 55 200 10285 1.94% Total Seats Sold Today: 8 Comp 0.301x of F9 T-16 (2.14M) 0.851x of The Suicide Squad T-16 (3.49M) 0.411x of Venom 2 T-16 (4.76M) 0.601x of Ghostbusters: Afterlife T-16 (2.7M) I'm not sure why today dropped like a rock, because I assumed there would be a more gradual decline than this, but I'm just praying this is just a blip. Although more and more lately, those have been some famous last words.

Moonfall Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 42 213 7750 2.75% Total Seats Sold Today: 21 Comp 1.049x of Snake Eyes T-2 (1.47M) 0.237x of The Suicide Squad T-2 (972K) 0.140x of Dune T-2 (715K)

Jackass Forever Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 1 37 336 5343 6.29% Total Seats Sold Today: 59 Comp 0.374x of The Suicide Squad T-2 (1.53M) 1.507x of Free Guy T-2 (3.31M) 0.260x of Ghostbusters: Afterlife T-2 (1.17M) 0.315x of Scream T-2 (1.1M) Yeah, I'm not sure 20M+ is happening. The tracking in the teens seems legit.

Them promoting and selling NFTs with this film means it is objectively good this will bomb. Glad you're on my side brotha.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO