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jksdnkasjnkanfk...... did this affect the story in any way? bc sis... i ain't notice a damn gay thing about any of these characters in the movie.... its so random

stephen king just wrote about anything up in this here book huh

nah the mockingjay movies could've been done better, it wasn't the book's fault for that lmao they left out a lot of stuff

I forgot this was based on a book. Hunger Games crew back again! JLaw, Francis, and James Newton Howard !!!

somebody's dumb behind dun had a live-stream of it on periscope and now it's on twitter for anyone and everyone to see, tis a mess

the projection room scene when the clown popped out in that dark ass garage was the FUCKING scariest part of the movie JKSDGNDSJGNKJFDSNGJ its mandatory to see that shit with a friend bc WHEW the entire theater was like like that shit was CHAOTIC gorls nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

LEMME TELL Y'ALL I HOLLLEEEEERRRRRRED WHEN THE KIDS STARTED BEATIN THAT CLOWN'S ASS YES MA'AM !!!!

BITCH CHAPTER ONE ???????????

oh so they goin all out for this one huh

okrrrrt catching fire got 102 nd hunger games placed 115 nd i mean sis that ain't too bad, a bitch might just be satisfied

me countin up the damn list to see what place the hunger games got

it takes place in the fifties nd he wrote it in the nineties but i see where u comin from lmadkfmsnfsj

nnnn i'm talmbout little georgie in the first *couple of chapters

i just started readin this nd tell me why stephen king got lil six year olds cussing up a storm in this here book kdsfjksfjksfjskfjkfjk

I KNOW U NOT USIN MISS THING AS A GIF !!!!!! ASJDNSBSFHBJHSFABJHDSFHD

i saw a preview (like a 2 minute clip) of this at my annabelle screening and this is like.... number one on my To Watch list! the score is great (like it almost reminded me of coraline), and they treat it like an actual book adaptation instead of just random ass jump scares. hold on to your wigs girlies bc andy muschietti did NOT come to play !

just saw miss annabelle w/ my gorls nd it was real good ! i give it at least a B ! also there are like... a lot of good looking ass movies coming out that I ain't never heard of until today lmaoandfjdnfsf i needa get ready for Flatliners nd Happy Death Day... and A Bad Mom's Christmas doesn't look too bad

we love a horror legend yes we do

this movie is comin out in 2 months? where's my trailer paramount?

i mean sis we been knew this was bound to flop. iono what the hell miss anthony leondis was thinkin when he pitched this idea to sony. mess.

BITCH I SCREAMMEDD WHEN HIS ASS STARTED TALKING LMSODISOFDOSF I WAS NOT EXPECTING ALLADAT

I saw this on opening weekend too, dunno why I'm posting the review so damn late lmao. But like I'm rushing atm so ima just post what i wrote in my notes on the ride home and ill edit it if I ever feel like doing so: - Had my ass cracking UP ! ain't no other spider-man movie made me laugh that hardt in the theater - BITCH WHEN ZENDHAHSHDHHSHDHDHDHD SAID SHE WAS MJ ANSFBJDHSF SHEZ GON BE MISS PARKER !!!!!!!!!!! SHEZ MISS MICHELLE JANE PARKER Y'ALL I KNEW IT !!! - LFMAODKSONEODNDO AT MISS AUNTIE MAE AT THE END TALMBOUT "WHAT THE F---" HAD THE WHOLE THEATER IN TEARS. HEARD LIL SISTER IN THE BACK TALMBOUT "WHAT SHE SAY?" +5 for tom's foine ass being shirtless nd all in his underwear nd what not - On me the only thing Marvel is deficient in is the people they hire to score their films. Like sis....... they haven't had a good scored film since Age of Ultron.... - Like... the score wasn't bad, and honestly it was actually pretty nice in some parts like the beginning and the end but that ENTIRE scene when Pete battles the Vulture, the score dragged like hell. Idk if it's jus me but it felt like the composer ain't know what to do during the scene nd decided to tell everyone to play a bunch of notes lmao. Took my ass right out of it. - Good acting all round. Bitch I love Zendaya. - BITCH lemme tell u somethin when my ass saw Spiderman with a BLACK GIRLFRIEND on the big screen ? whew sis I almost jumped out my seat, we've come a long way girlies ! good bye miss Gwen ! See u later miss Mary Jane ! Because it's Liz and Michelle's time !!!!! - Ned was funny and a cute character lmaoooo and I liked the part near the beginning when Peter didn't care what others thought about him when he hung out with Ned. - Bitch I missed me some Pepper Pots. BITCH I MISSED ME SOME PEPPER POTS. I MISSED HA! NOW ALL WE NEED IS A NATALIE PORTMAN CAMEO SOMEWHERE - Peter Parker got a bit annoying lmao during the middle. tom can really act because bc he really brought out his inner high school freshman/sophomore self. i mean sis he got annoyingggggg - So Tea Time girlies, idk tobey is still the best spidey but I think it's because we've had 3 films wit him. Andrew nd Tom are tied. - Sis I might have to give it 5 more points because that suit at the end?? Was the BEST design for a spidey suit I've ever seen. But I won't bc Pete thought it would be cute to decline that shit asfkndjdnd - Tony Stark....... is literally Edna from the incredibles lmaosjdienod hez out here designing everyone's suit, from spidey's costume, to cap's "new shield" to thor's "new belt" and NO CAPES ! - Bitch ain't no way they got Tom playin a 15 year old.... him bein younger than the other spidey actors meant that he looked closer to being 16-17 than the other spidey actors... not that y'all could lower his age in the movie... lmaooo sis 15 year olds do not look like tom - Decided it to be an 87 (B+) (really an 82 which is still good but y'all know why it went up lmao)

i need to know how big of a role Rihanna has in this in order for me to even consider watching it

I'm just gonna copy nd paste. 70% (C) - First one was way better. - Dumb but necessary for more characterization of the Guardians. - Gave the characters more depth and what not and I guess it was needed so the audience would feel something if one of them happens to die in Infinity War, but the movie itself was eh. - +5 for shirtless Chris Pratt. - I really liked the 3rd act. - Didn't like when Quill lost his powers and immortality, when we found out about his abilities he immediately became a very valuable asset in Infinity War, and now his supernatural abilities are gone. - Baby Groot was the cutest thing in the whole Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!! - these golden ass hoes need to step asideeeeeeeee with their "Adam", we already have Thanos to worry about lmao - score was alright, had some good parts, had some eh parts -felt like a side movie, one you can skip as it doesn't really affect the main storyline. we learn about Peter's powers and then he loses them, somebody not too important dies, and the team gains a few players. that's all, onto the next film. - I'll give it a 70 (really a 65 but u know ?)

I saw this on opening weekend so idk why I'm posting my review this late lmao, but ima give it an 89% (A-) so good job gorls ! Firstly lets talk about some cons: - why does miss queen of the DC universe keep losing ha shield? is there mythology behind it that it's always gonna appear to her in time of need or somethin? because sis..... that shit was mighty absent throughout lol - and sis what's the tea with that sword of hers? because miss Ares thought it was cute to destroy it and what not nd then like later wonder woman had it back, so how did that happen? - so um where was miss thing headed at the end of the film ? bc all I saw was a boat and ha ass jumping off the roof..... like sis what's good? And now onto the pros !!!!!!: - ICONIC how miss Diana Prince didn't need ha sword to beat Ares! She tore that ass up with the WHIP ! Go off miss thing ! - BITCH +10 for that Chris Pine scene, he was butt ass naked in the movie nd I was 110% HERE FOR IT !!!!! (i can't believe joss whedon's dumb ass was gon have the scene switched around nd have miss queen change in front of Steve. boy bye) - oh, and all of a sudden i have a new crush on chris pine damn all these chrises lmaosjdienod we got Mr. Evans (my mans), Mr. Hemsworth (my sugar daddy), Mr. Pratt (my boo thang), and now Mr. Pine (my three night stand). anyways BACK to wonder woman - GORL I loved miss gadot, sista gorl can act nd I felt everything she was feelin too (and also men ain't shit) - I liked the lil crew wonder woman had, they were cute characters nd what not and I guess miss jenkins did what she could with them in so little time - i loved miss Etta Candy nd I know it's unlikely but i'd love to see ha ass in a sequel lmao And like other comments I had (i'm literally just pasting from the notes I took on the ride home lol): - some parts of the movie reminded me of Captain America lmao idk - .....i was lowkey waitin on a "Wonder Woman will return for the Justice League" at the end or somethin But yeah, overall, I would give the film a 79% but bc of that Chris scene it's gon be an 89%.