angeldelmito

i miss the hunger games :/ (and the get down)

I liked/loved it. Gagged at the fact that it has better reviews than the original when almost everybody said it was gonna flop. Iconic. B (85%)

hooooo bitch. miss lawrence shoulda got an Oscar nom for THIS, not Joy. it lost me during my first screening when all the people started showing up and the house started looking like a trainwreck near the end, but after i did some research..... BITCH! I GET IT!! THE POET IS GOD? MOTHER IS MOTHER EARTH? ADAM ND EVE ND CAIN ND ABEL ND JESUS ND ETC, THIS WAS SO CLEVERRRRRRRRRRRR !!!! lets talk about the pros: - the acting, of course. - the cinematography - that beautiful ass house (before those crazy ass bitches pulled up and tore it apart) - THE BEGINNING (when Jlaw wakes up, not the part when miss girl was on fire) - literally EVERY scene where it was JUST JLaw nd Javier in the house. I have never hated people sooo much. - that Kristen Wiig cameo was cute nd surprising, but then i hated her ass when she started shooting people up. anyways. - the beautiful housewife outfit thing she had goin on i liked that! she put on make-up for ha man! too bad he ain't give a damn! - "YOU NEVER LOVED ME. YOU JUST LOVED HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!!! AND YOU GAVE IT ALL AWAY!" cons: - i mean i liked that it had literally no score, but it coulda been better wit a little music in the background. just a lil. - LITERALLY EVERY SCENE WHERE SOMEONE OTHER THAN JLAW ND JAVIER WERE IN THE HOUSE. a bitch was stressed. GET OUT! - they literally..... tore..... that big ass house.... apart....... (i know its a metaphor) - they took ha baby........ and killed it........ (i know its a metaphor) - the scene where jlaw was on the ground getting jumped, nnnnnnnnn that was tooo realistic. i had to shield my eyes. - the poet really aint shit. i mean she told his ass she dint want nobody in her house. and he let them come in anyway. mess. - the fact that it's like a time loop so that means it's going to happen all over again really drained my ass. like damn sis..... HOOOOO bitch this movie was triggering !!!!! everytime somebody did what they wanted to do in HER house it pissed me off! BITCH this ain't your house! GET OUT! SHE GONE COOK A GOOD ASS HOMEMADE MEAL FOR HER MAN AND Y'ALL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BREAK IN AND EAT IT LIKE IT'S YOURS? GET OUT!!!!!! but anyways it's the most interesting film i've ever watched. kinda like when i first saw gone girl in 2014. i'll definitely recommend this to others, but u sure as hell won't be seeing MY ass watching it again. B- (76%)

these three guys really dun capitalized the hell off of this here story, huh? a book, AND a movie, AND they're starring in it themselves? all in two years?! ICONIC ! i'm watchin the hell outta this

no thanks!

ha name is gretchen and shez from a brazilian tv show

uhm

the hunger games, catching fire, mockingjay part 1, mockingjay part 2

this was a cute trailer, iono why people are hating. obviously its an action-summer flick nd its not about to be much more than that lmao. anyways lol ima see this only because of justice smith

i'm pretty sure the crimes of grindlewald has that crown sis

BITCH !!!!!!!!!!! THE ANIMATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JASNDKJANDJSANDKJSANFKJD WE REALLY IN THE FUTURE HUH

BITCH Y'ALL BETTER HAND OUT AWARDS TO MY GORLS ALEXANDRA SHIPP ND KATHERINE LANGFORD AND MY MENS KEIYNAN LONSDALE ND NICK ROBINSON FOR FUCKIN IT UP IN THIS HERE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!

OH SO THATS WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY

(85%) B It's been a while since I gave a 4/5+ rating to a superhero movie. Anyways, it's not bad. (It wasn't like, "Best MCU Movie Ever" great, but shoo. Wasn't bad.) Funny, exciting, action packed, etc. Had it all packed into one. Ion needa comment on the acting, everyone did amazingly well. (Except for the guy who played Odin, imo. In this film, he was so... meh when he said his lines. Idk. It was like his ass was tired lmfao. Luckily he wasn't in it too much.) +5 For that looong ass shirtless scene of Hemsworth. ......Deciding whether or not to add points for all that gratuitous Hulk shit jsjsksndkd. I'ma not. Ima give +3 for Ruffalo's scenes tho. Heh. BITCH I love me some Tessa Thompson. nd I'm soooooo glad the score wasn't trash. I loved how in some parts it went back to old movie scores (like Avengers nd stuff, etc.) The cinematography in that scene when all the Valkyrie (or how ever the hell u spell that) nd Hela all fought???? BITCH, SCALPED!!!!! MR. WAITITI DID NOT COME TO PLAY !!!!! Made my ass wanna watch it in IMAX. Some cons, it was a lil bit (a lotta bit) reminiscent of Guardians of the Galaxy. Like..... spot on. Watch the two back to back. The two alien sidekicks, one being much smaller than the other. The badass chick who was against the protagonist at first, but then joined the team. Hulk was Drax. Thor was Starlord. But anyways. Ima let em have "The Revengers". I'm still in loooooove with the fact that all of the MCU movies are in this big ass shared universe!!!! Bitch, I be getting these references left and right !!!! Idris Elba ain't never disappointed my ass nd never will disappoint. I loved the movie, story was fun and great, and got a key part of Thor's storyline out of the way. So anyways, yeah issa B from me.

(76%) B- The somewhat-mediocre story was elevated by James McAvoy's Oscar-worthy performance. This man really dun played like 8 different characters in one movie... to perfection. Like sis. Gagging. My ass is gon be here for the sequel.

BITCH !!!!!! IT'S BEEN LIKE 3 YEARS SINCE I SAW A MOVIE AS GOOD AS THIS !!!!! CINEMA IS NOT DYING Y'ALL I REPEAT, CINEMA IS NOT DYING !!!!! (93%) A robert pattinson..... could still get it idc idc idc idc idc idc idc idc whether or not he looks like a flawless sparkly vampire or a dusty middle-aged man sis..... whew nd the fact that he played this character so convincingly.... to come back to his interviews with a british ass accent.... bitch where's his oscar? if the guy who played the brother isn't really mentally deficient, then he did a great ass job, too. (and if he really was, then iconic for representation in the industry !) the good sis who played miss crystal........ gorl. kdjfnskjdfkf flawless. i couldn't even tell if she was acting. nd she got to lock some lip? the guy who had the acid or whatever was annoying at first but he was funny at times, too. shame he had to get got at the end. rip, bitch. honey..... this score........ eargasm. the aesthetic.... the cinnamontopography...... eyegasm. miss academy, y'all better adjust ur wigs !!!!! this movie is coming for those nominations bitch !!!!

guys #3 nd 4 can go but as for the rest, hey

RIP lil peep. drugs nd depression really ain't shit

did the second cc thread get full too? lmao anyways hey y'all

this movie's been out for months and so i was spoiled just a lil bit before seeing this (i knew that logan nd charles were gon die, fuck spoilers) but anyways, i just saw it last night, and ima give it a B- (76%) I looooooooved the kids and their powers, that was cool. And bitch I'm all for teamwork so it was a plus seeing most of them use their abilities in that forest scene. Miss Laura was ICONIC !!! reminded me of Ellie from Last of Us. .......they ain't have to kill the whole-ass black family back there wyd @ miss director.... jsdkfkjsfnkshf had my ass shook score was aight. wasn't terrible, but like it wasn't amaaazing. Obviously Hugh Jackman was amazing in this, didn't expect any less lmao X-24 or whomever the FUCK that other wolverine guy was can choke. Bitch. It almost surprised me hearing Charles cuss up a storm like that lmfao but then I remember his younger self did it in DOFP so. SPEAKING OF, dint DOFP end like in 2020 or something? So does that mean literally ALL of those mutants (storm, mystique, magneto, etc) died/were killed off in less than a decade? damn sis... thought at least a few more would last longer than thet anyways tho, yeah it's a B- from me girlies. It was the best Wolverine movie, but definitely not the best X-Men movie to me. DOFP and First Class were better.

i mean well sis it's gon bring MY ass to the theater

i think its prolly because not many people knew that he ever made the joke, regardless of how old it was. it's nice how he apologized, but you can't expect people to not get upset lmao

lmfao gagging sjdknfjkfns