Dementeleus

106, 108, 110… so close 😮‍💨

lmao at OPPY. We really are not serious people.

Rocky Horror above GOTG… *chef’s kiss*

Looking at the thread title: my dear sir, *start* shitposting? I have had a long and varied career in that field.

Serendipity, baby.

Aight, @The Panda, in the spirit of me renouncing rankings and such, I put one hundred movies I think are worthwhile into a randomizer and generated the following, my official submission. 1. Eyes Without a Face 2. Lawrence of Arabia 3. All the President’s Men 4. North by Northwest 5. Come and See 6. Blue Velvet 7. Dog Day Afternoon 8. The Terminator 9. Rocky Horror Picture Show 10. The Insider 11. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 12. Boyhood 13. Hard Boiled 14. The Black Stallion 15. Chinatown 16. Aguirre, The Wrath of God 17. Mad Max Fury Road 18. The Right Stuff 19. The Passion of Joan of Arc 20. Bad Day at Black Rock 21. Koyaanisqatsi 22. Out of Sight 23. Apocalypse Now 24. Umberto D. 25. Paprika 26. Harakiri 27. The Steel Helmet 28. Night of the Living Dead 29. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters 30. Drunken Master II 31. Detour 32. Kundun 33. Halloween 34. Two-Lane Blacktop 35. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 36. Seven Samurai 37. The Maltese Falcon 38. It Happened One Night 39. The Best Years of Our Lives 40. 12 Angry Men 41. His Girl Friday 42. Sweet Smell of Success 43. Chariots of Fire 44. The Battle of Algiers 45. The Thief of Bagdad (1924) 46. Days of Heaven 47. This is Spinal Tap 48. The Handmaiden 49. Until the End of the World 50. Singin’ in the Rain 51. Rear Window 52. Touch of Evil 53. Akira 54. Blade Runner 55. Before Sunrise 56. 2001 57. Network 58. A Man for All Seasons 59. Exit Through the Gift Shop 60. Under the Skin 61. Das Boot 62. The Act of Killing 63. Letter Never Sent 64. The Third Man 65. Rashomon 66. Southland Tales 67. The Good The Bad and The Ugly 68. High and Low 69. Stalker 70. Castle in the Sky 71. The Great Escape 72. Dr. Strangelove 73. Double Indemnity 74. The Thin Red Line 75. Arsenic and Old Lace 76. Once Upon a Time in the West 77. Brazil 78. Persepolis 79. Pather Panchali 80. Z 81. The Road Warrior 82. After Hours 83. Videodrome 84. Playtime 85. Andrei Rublyev 86. Duck Soup 87. My Name is Julia Ross 88. The Hustler 89. In the Mood for Love 90. Sunset Boulevard 91. Senna 92. Citizen Kane 93. Some Like It Hot 94. My Neighbor Totoro 95. The Night of the Hunter 96. Paris, Texas 97. To Have and Have Not 98. The Bad Sleep Well 99. The Wild Bunch 100. Casablanca

In lieu of me submitting a list this year, I’m posting Tele Jr’s. He’s now seen enough to make a decent Best Movies list! 1. The Elephant Man 2. 2001: A Space Odyssey 3. 12 Angry Men 4. The Godfather Part 2 5. The Godfather 6. Spider-Man Across the Spider Verse 7. Pans Labyrinth 8. The Color Purple (1985) 9. Get Out 10. The Sound of Music 11. The Grand Budapest Hotel 12. Schindlers List 13. One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest 14. Pacific Rim 15. Rocky Horror Picture Show 16. My Neighbor Totoro 17. WALL·E 18. Back to the Future III 19. Inception 20. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 21. Seven Samurai 22. Citizen Kane 23. Raiders of the Lost Ark 24. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio 25. Monty Python’s Life of Brian 26. Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were Rabbit 27. Persepolis 28. Song of the Sea 29. What’s Up Doc? 30. Dark Knight 31. Jaws 32. Alien 33. Airplane 34. Anchorman 35. Minority Report 36. Back to the Future 37. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 38. Monsters Inc 39. Sixth Sense 40. Iron Giant 41. Toy Story 2 42. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 43. The Terminal 44. The Big Lebowski 45. Duck Soup 46. Groundhog Day 47. Castle in the Sky 48. Beetlejuice 49. Akira 50. Sugarland Express

You have to give some probability that I’m simply not remembering something from a partly finished movie I saw four months ago. But yeah, better to be safe than sorry.

Stephanie Hsu’s role is

Maybe not jail, ultimately, but at least this hits him in the balls: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/30/donald-trump-loses-532-million-after-his-guilty-verdict-causes-trump-media-stock-to-plummet.html

Thank you @Jake Gittes for the new name.