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  1. So I’m half way into Baywatch and it’s okay.
  2. Watchmen, 300, Legend Of The Guardians and Dawn of The Dead are all fantastic films. All of them for me are at A grade level.
  3. Watchmen is fantastic. After 2010, Snyder’s films went downhill. Sucker Punch and BVS sucked ass. JL was a bore. MOS is okay but pale in comparison to his other work.
  4. Also some FYCs: Best Ensemble: Jumanji Most Epic Run: IT and Get Out Best Hero: Wonder Woman and Cogman Worst Feature: Emoji Movie, Bright, The Mummy, and Death Note
  5. Three Billboards FYC: Best Picture, Director, Original Screenplay, Ensemble, Soundtrack and Actress (Frances McDormand)
  6. My first two movies of 2018 were Three Billboards (fantastic) and Annabelle Creation (pretty good). Great start so far.
  7. As with most sequels, JL suffered from the WOM of it’s predecessor(s), WW was a cultural phenomenon and even then there’d be little audience overlap.
  8. ACTION Movie Release Date: April 6th Studio: Endless Entertainment Genre: Action/Comedy/Spoof Director: Seth Gordon Running Time: 1 Hour and 55 Minutes (115 Minutes) Theatre Count: 3,692 Budget: $35M MPAA Rating: R for nudity, drug use, violence, language, and strong crude sexual humor Cast: Tom Holland, Natialia Dyer, Jason Statham, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, Kevin James, Steven Yuen and Adam Sandler. Plot Summary: John Everyman was a normal, typical guy but one day is selected to be a participant for the government’s newest division (S.H.I.T. Special Heroic Iconic Taskcrew) to be a super powered spy. Plot: In 2010-something, S.H.I.T has completed the prototype for a super serum. Suddenly right after completion, S.H.I.T is under attack by British Ninjas. The leader, Brit (Jason Statham) attempts to steal the serum, only to be stopped by Chief Black (Jordan Peele). After a brief gunfight, Black hands the serum to Agent Chick (Natialia Dyer) and relocate headquarters. Flash foward to a few weeks later, we see John Everyman (Tom Holland), a typical nerd, at Average High and witnesses a group of bullies smoking pot, and decides to tell Principal Cringe (Adam Sandler). John is chased by the bullies (who for some reason have enchanced strength) after class and finds refuge and hides in an abandoned building. Stumbling on a lever, he finds a secret entrance to S.H.I.T.. Chick and Black discover him and attempt to promptly get him out of the building. However Brit and his ninjas attack the building once again. In a panic, John accidentally drinks the serum. Brit, angered losing the serum orders his ninjas to attack John, but using his newfound powers of super strength and speed, John causes the enemy forces to retreat. Impressed, Black offers John to be a part of S.H.I.T.. John is unsure but decides to join the agency any way. Black assigns John and Chick to investigate the recent crime resurgence in the city and sends them to the gadgeteer, Chubbs (Kevin James). Chubbs gives the duo gear, including pot that makes you tell the truth, super adhesive lube, and pill shaped bombs. The two find their first lead in a local bum who used to work for Brit (Keegan-Michael Key), who they decide to interrogate using the pot they have. However the three all get high and the bum reveals what he knows, saying some guy has found a way to make drugs that give the user enchanced abilities similar to the serum John ingested and the dealer works in education. John suggests they go to his school and check for clues, Chick decides to seduce the local bullies to get them to spill the identity of the dealer and reveals it was Cringe. The two confront Cringe and Cringe uses the bullies as bodyguards to fight the duo. John uses his powers to take the bullies down. Cringe refusing to be caught consumes all of his drug supply and becomes a cyclops who tells jokes so bad, it causes anyone who hears to be poisoned. John and Chick attempt to work together and not succumb to the poison. Chick comes up with an idea to get Cringe to eat one of the pill bombs. John barely holds him down and Chick shoved them down Cringe’s throat causing Cringe to explode but the two realize they have no information know on what next. Unfortunately, this causes a commotion and the police arrive at the school, and find the two soaked in blood with Cringe’s severed head. In order to keep S.H.I.T from being discovered John takes the fall and say he killed Cringe and that he held Chick hostage and coated themselves in Cringe’s blood as part of his fetish and gets arrested. Chick rushes back to HQ only to find out Black has been kidnapped and the rest of HQ has been killed by Brit. Chubbs, who is revealed to be alive, decides to find a way to stop Brit and helps Chick. The two decide to break John out of prison by going undercover. John, saddened at his failure wallows in his cell. However his cell mate Wu (Steven Yuen) is awakened by John’s tears. Angry yet remorseful, Wu attempts to console John in an effort to sleep with him. John talks Wu out of it by the changing the conversation to great rappers and the two bond. Suddenly, their cell door opens and Chick and Chubbs break him out, and John lets Wu tag along with them due to the cops closing in on them. The four hijack a police helicopter and fly away. Chick although happy to see John, realizes that they have no idea where Brit is. Wu reveals Brit was his ex lover, and that he normally has a hotel in Vegas. Desperate, the trio takes the lead and heads to Vegas to Brit’s timeshare. The four suit up and arrive at the hotel. Wu says there is an entrance at the back. The four find the house to be abandoned but Chubbs finds and opens a fridge to find a rollercoaster that leads them to his hideout. Ambushed by ninjas, Wu and Chubbs fight them while John and Chick try and find Brit. The duo finds Black tied up to a slaughterhouse machine. Brit reveals himself and tells them his plan and that long ago he was a S.H.I.T rookie along with Black, but Black betrayed him and took credit for the creation of the serum and stole his promotion and decides to kill Black and uses the recipe of the serum he stole from S.H.I.T to strengthen his drug business, causing more superpowered people, causing unstoppable chaos and sells the antidote for billions of dollars. Brit decides to take the serum and fights John. However Brit is more than John can handle, Chick luckily frees Black and the two create a batch of antidote. Combining it with the lube, Chick creates a stronger dose. John tricks Brit by telling him Chick has found and made an even stronger serum. Brit snatches and ingests the serum, depowering him back to normal. Black arrests and apologizes to Brit for what happened and John and Chick confess their love for each other and head to the nearest room to have sex. Black retires from the agency and lets Chick takes charge. John becomes her right hand man, and Wu and Chubbs become agents.
  9. Major schedule overhaul. Teenage Robot and Untitled Musical have been pushed back to Year 3. Supersonic will be moved to Teenage Robot’s spot in order to get IMAX.
  10. Bright is pure cancer. Ayer and Smith failed to make this mess entertaining (unlike Suicide Squad).
  11. About to watch the movie event of the century: Bright.
  12. FYC for funniest user: WrathOfHan Mr. Pink Gokira2012 Chewy aabattery Blankments (when Drunk) ThatOneGuy TheForceUser707 Telemachos CoolioD1 DCasey’s alt
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