Ranking them...
Hmm, I'd go like this.
An Honest Ranking Of Every Friday The 13th Movie By The Star Of BOT
Friday The 13th: Part 2
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter
Friday The 13th (2009)
Friday The 13th: The New Blood (Jean Grey/Raven vs. Jason)
Friday The 13th
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives
Freddy vs. Jason
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning
Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes To Hell
I have NOT fully seen Jason X, so I am choosing not to rank them.
But, honestly, anything from 3 to 7 is interchangeable. I recently rewatched ALL of them, and I enjoyed myself. Almost got inspired to write a script myself. Remember enjoying Jean Grey/Raven's installment, and I did again watching it back. Had an incredible setting.
The remake aged better than I remembered. I want a threesome with Jared Padalecki and Travis Van Winkle. But, it was pretty effective in a lot of ways. Pretty people getting chased by a killer always works in my book as long as it's fun. The New Blood & Jason Lives were fun because I enjoyed the nerdy girl in The New Blood and was PISSED when she got murdered.
Jason, why are you a sexist? LOVED the camp and the existence of kids in Jason Lives. At the end of the day, that's what I feel is at the core of the story, the camp, the camp life, the counselors, and Jason...and this had that. Part 2 was great because it really gave me all of that along with a final girl who was kinda cunty...wish she had continued down the line. OMG, the guy in the wheelchair was FINE. The original is cunty, end of story.
Manhattan...I GIGGLED. Why were they only in the city in the last twenty minutes? That was too funny. I definitely had fun with this one, but it was more of so bad, it was fun? Jason Goes To Hell? Nasty ass shit. The story? Shit. The cinematography? The acting? Shit. The whole thing? Shit. I was APPALLED.
I couldn't finish the rewatch of Freddy Vs. Jason...I was getting annoyed with some of the characters and dialogue. I recently dabbled in drugs this past July, but I found the overabundance of that and party-like nature a bit too much. It does have some great shots though, TO ME...to me. And, Kelly Rowland improving an ICONIC line with a homophobic slur to me that gagged the writers so much, but still kept it in the film? CINEMA. The girls delivered here, except for the main girl who was pretty weak to me...TO ME.
This story has a LOT of potential though. Dying for a remake. ❤️
Wish the game was still playable.