Ezen Baklattan Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 MICHAEL BAY’S NOTES FROM THE OTHERSPACE: THE EXTERMINATION NOTE COMING IN Y7 Meg Hollis is back, and this time, it’s personal. She’s taken off of the publishing job, and now she’s going to war. It’s up to her to defeat the North Korean army from destroying the world using her only skill. The things she draws turn into giant machine guns. Running through the streets in only a bikini top and a huge-ass gun, she’ll draw the line between good and evil. Anna Kendrick is being replaced by the Asa Akira, star of seminal breakout Up the Butt, while Megan Fox and Kevin Hart will take on the roles of Anne and Tyler respectively. Both roles will be far more stereotypical and demeaning than in their original. Tyler’s secret life will be revealed as an incredible hacker, able to get secrets from any government. However, not even Meg can resist the charms of Sgt. A-man (Mark Wahlberg), who must save her at the epic climax of the film. Also starting Liam Hemsworth, David Henrie, and an ensemble of Victoria’s Secret models, this is one sequel you won’t want to miss. Coming April Fool’s Day, Y7. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Spaghetti said: Asa Akira, star of seminal breakout Up the Butt From anal to film masterpieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddroast Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Horizon Entertainment has hired John Kahrs (the director of the innovative paperman short) to work on animated films for y7 and y8. Both films will use the same animated style as paperman. Kahrs will co-director the y7 film and produce the y8 film. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 @CayomMagazine The major cast of The Ancient Magus' Bride has been finalized: Lana Condor as Chise Hatori Ewen McGregor as Elias Ainsworth (mo-cap) Ezra Miller as Ruth Keira Knightely as Angelica Varley Mia Goth as Silver Jamie Campbell Bower as Lindenbaum Eddie Redmayne as Simon Kalm Aidan Turner as Michael Renfred Jennette McCurdy as Alice with Carmen Ejogo as Rahab and Louis Hynes as Cartaphilus/Joseph 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 @BlankmentsProductions: Desperately trying to get an announcement out for the beginning of the week, we’re pleased to announce @BarackObama as Writer and Director of Jonny Jonny (Yes, Papa) Making Sequel? (No, Papa) Telling Lies (No, Papa) Buy Tickets Now! Ha. Ha. Ha. The Movie 2! @BarackObama: I, the 44th president of the United States, am proud to make my directorial debut on a true staple of Americana. The sequel is scheduled for release on April 1, Y7. Barack Obama is hard at work. A Jonny Jonny sequel? Yes, we can! 1 1 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 @CayomMagazine Check back tomorrow for an exciting new project from Hourglass Pictures! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 @CayomMagazine Daniel Radcliffe has officially been cast as Captain Olimar in New Journey Pictures Animation's Pikmin. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Spaghetti said: @CayomMagazine Check back tomorrow for an exciting new project from Hourglass Pictures! By tomorrow do you mean today cause it was around late at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 28 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: By tomorrow do you mean today cause it was around late at night. Oui. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Slambros said: @CayomMagazine Daniel Radcliffe has officially been cast as Captain Olimar in New Journey Pictures Animation's Pikmin. Damn I really need to make that Smash Bros. actor spreadsheet now. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddroast Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Some notes on mob Psycho 100 1 mob and his brother will be aged up to high schoolers 2 Winston Duke joins the film I a role he will be digitally aged down for. 3. Letitia Wright joins the film in a supporting role 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 The major cast of Susanne Bier's The Feminist, a cinematic portrayal of the biblical story of Deborah, has been finalized: Thandie Newton as Deborah Diego Luna as Barak Florence Kasumba as Jael Nonso Anozie as Heber the Kenite Amr Waked as Lappidoth Dave Bautista as Shamgar with Billy Zane as King Jabin and Nathan Jones as Sisera 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 @CayomMagazine Some stories are best left unwritten. Prepare yourself for Tony Yacenda's new dark comedy, LINE BREAK. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: @CayomMagazine Some stories are best left unwritten. Prepare yourself for Tony Yacenda's new dark comedy, LINE BREAK. Why is Tika Sumpter credited twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rorschach said: Why is Tika Sumpter credited twice? Correct version updated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddroast Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 32 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: @CayomMagazine Some stories are best left unwritten. Prepare yourself for Tony Yacenda's new dark comedy, LINE BREAK. A burn-book will be a major plot point. Calling it now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 All I’m going to say for now is that I’m intending it as the Us to By the Balls’ Get Out. You can fill in the blanks. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: All I’m going to say for now is that I’m intending it as the Us to By the Balls’ Get Out. You can fill in the blanks. Hide-a-key! that's some white people shit! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: All I’m going to say for now is that I’m intending it as the Us to By the Balls’ Get Out. You can fill in the blanks. Please don’t fill me in, I wanna be surprised!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: You can fill in the blanks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
