Alpha Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Woo! Thanks, Cookie! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) BREAKING NEWS: Film reviewer @cookie has been promptly fired from his position at Cookie's Corner following a disastrous mix-up at the Cookie Awards where the award was handed out to the wrong winner. "I don't know how that moron managed to screw up. He made the top 25 list himself, god damn it!" says CC editor Snooty McFuckwit in response to a comment asked by Film Reviewer Just Got Fired Weekly. In his place Cookie's Corner hired PANDER-BOT 9000 in an attempt to improve the show's image with the industry. "I-LOVE-SEEING-HER. IT-IS-A-MASTERPIECE" said PANDER-BOT 9000 in a recent interview. Sadly PANDER-BOT 9000 lost his life after exploding due to an inability (or as some speculate, spiritual resistance) to say one positive thing about Brandybrook. In an interview with Unemployed Assholes Monthly, @cookie spoke of his late replacement: "that guy liked Touching Spirit Bear?! Fuck him." Warren Beatty was unavailable for comment. Edited September 29, 2017 by cookie 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, cookie said: BREAKING NEWS: Film reviewer @cookie has been promptly fired from his position at Cookie's Corner following a disastrous mix-up at the Cookie Awards where the award was handed over to the wrong winner. "I don't know how that moron managed to screw up. He made the top 25 list himself, god damn it!" says CC editor Snooty McFuckwit in response to a comment asked by Film Reviewer Just Got Fired Weekly. In his place Cookie's Corner hired PANDER-BOT 9000 in an attempt to improve the show's image with the industry. "I-LOVE-SEEING-HER. IT-IS-A-MASTERPIECE" said PANDER-BOT 9000 in a recent interview. Sadly PANDER-BOT 9000 lost his life after exploding due to an inability (or as some speculate, spiritual resistance) to say one positive thing about Brandybrook. In an interview with Unemployed Assholes Monthly, @cookie spoke of his replacement "that guy liked Touching Spirit Bear?! Fuck him." Warren Beatty was unavailable for comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 THE FULL LIST 1. Flowers for Algernon 2. The Adventures of Scrooge McDuck 3. Me and My Shadow 4. Blood and Fur 5. The Hunchback of Notre Dame 6. White Hurricane 7. Voltron: Defenders of the Universe 8. Faces & Voices: The True Story of Milli Vanili 9. Spark: Rising 10. ReBoot 11. The Curse of Monkey Island 12. The Yellow Wallpaper 13. Airframe 14. Amulet 15. Mara, Daughter of the Nile 16. Second To Singapore 17. The Truth about the Harry Quebert Affair 18. Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills 19. The Space Pirates 20. Rollercoaster 21. America! 22. The Provider 23. He-Man 24. The SCP Foundation 25. BraveStarr Award winners: The Scrooge McDuck Award - MV Pictures The Donald Duck Award - Life is Strange The Voltron Award - Me and My Shadow The Hunchback Award - Blood and Fur The Reverse Hunchback Award - Touching Spirit Bear The Rollercoaster Award - White Hurricane The Faith Award - Poison and Wine The Zarkon Award - Al Pacino in Blood and Fur The Cookie Award - Flowers for Algernon Dedicated to the memory of PANDER-BOT 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
