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[That One Girl]

Quick, check r/TheRedPill to see if we can find his account

[That One Girl]

Just now, filmlover said:

I hope someone doesn't post that gif of Gal Gagot dancing around on-set in her Wonder Woman costume or else he's about to be fucking TRIGGERED.

 

This is like the 500th time I’ve seen this gif but I guess it’s worth it

 

[Ethan Hunt]

Actually I like this definition better 

 

"

A social disease that affects millions of people - both male and female - that cockblocks a man or a woman from seducing or romancing a member of the opposite sex. Oneitis, is that social malady that results in a feeling that this person is totally special and unique and therefore one must not mess up anything with them. These confused "messed up" feelings then often mess up the chances of a person seducing their romantic victim brcause after all thier emotionjs tell them that they cannot be too careful, gentle, and that they cannot "act too foolish." OFten, Oneitis also confuses a person by making them worry too much about what other people will think of them or worse what thier romantic victim will think of them, and thus that simply cannot do what is necessary to seduce thier romantic prey.

Normally, a person does not get over oneitis until they are fairly sexually and romantically experienced with several partners - that is because at that point a person may realize they are not that different from each other, the romantic victims, and that each of them was not special and unique, and if one is to seduce their romantic victims and have their romantic victim in thier hands they must not develop oneitis. In other words, oneitis is often overcome with experience and practice - that is what a seducer must accomplish if they are to truly be a master of their craft.

Some helpful advice for getting over oneitis during a seduction is never stop flirting with other members of the opposite sex, never close yourself off, never say that this is the one. Never stop meeting members of the opposite sex and so on.

After a seduction is over and you are now broken up you may develop oneitis thinking that that was the one. You can get over that by meeting new members of the opposite sex, flirting with new membersm, meeting and entertaining them.

THe general advice for getting over oneitis commonly heard is to meet up to ten members of the opposite sex, seduce each one and have sex with each one as soon as you can, one after the other. I do not recommend going that far it does not take that much, it is forwned upon because it is cheating, and because oneitis can affect a male or a female seducer at any point in a seduction.

Like I said, Oneitis can affect a seducer at any point in one of his or her seductions. Thus, I will not belabor the point with numerous examples, but we all now the one were we see the perfect seduction victim, we plan to approach them, we get cold feet, over analyze, and over worry and we never do anything - that is one example of oneitis."

 

Did you write this Han?

[WrathOfHan]

Here's my account:

 

https://tinyurl.com/yax4ktss

[filmlover]

@WrathOfHan

 

[WrathOfHan]

For real though, spend more time on Urban Dictionary! You can learn useful terms like oneitis and wizard.

[aabattery]

3 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Actually I like this definition better 

 

~snip~

Did you write this Han?

 

Did an alien write this or something? I'm really, truly struggling to imagine a real person writing that.

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14 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

honestly it just seems like a dumb fucking (non)word

 

"Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about."

i'm really confused why being into a person is a bad idea. oh no it's so horrible I don't want to have an unfulfilling one-night-stand - or heck, the implication that i'm looking for sex first and foremost. come on han

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Poe Blankeron said:

i'm really confused why being into a person is a bad idea. oh no it's so horrible I don't want to have an unfulfilling one-night-stand - or heck, the implication that i'm looking for sex first and foremost. come on han

Hey man, I want that stuff too! You've been chasing this girl for how long though? 

[aabattery]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

For real though, spend more time on Urban Dictionary! You can learn useful terms like oneitis and wizard.

 

My advice to you is to do exactly the opposite of that.

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

For real though, spend more time on Urban Dictionary! You can learn useful terms like oneitis and wizard.

Casual.

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, aabattery said:

 

Did an alien write this or something? I'm really, truly struggling to imagine a real person writing that.

the phrase "romantic victim" had me rolling

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1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

Hey man, I want that stuff too! You've been chasing this girl for how long though? 

I'VE NEVER ASKED HER OUT, ergo NEvER

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Poe Blankeron said:

I'VE NEVER ASKED HER OUT, ergo NEvER

Then do it! Stop beating around the bush!

[filmlover]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Then do it! Stop beating around the bush!

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, Poe Blankeron said:

I'VE NEVER ASKED HER OUT, ergo NEvER

It's never too late to try. worst case scenario she says no. things get a little awkward but probably not that awkward and you move on

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Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Then do it! Stop beating around the bush!

i'm literally planning on it; i'm just waiting to hear back from someone who knows her better just if she's already seeing someone because i've bene burned on shit like that before and i don't wanna get damned again

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, filmlover said:

to be fair Han did eventually actually ask his "romantic victim" out. he just got hardcore rejected

[filmlover]

Just now, Ethan Hunt said:

to be fair Han did eventually actually ask his "romantic victim" out. he just got hardcore rejected

And went full MRA about it by trying to shame the guy she was with.

[That One Girl]

Oneitis sounds like the punchline to a really bad pun