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Academy Awards Ceremony- Year 2

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Please welcome to the stage, Peter and Lois Griffin!

 

Holograms appears of Peter and Lois 

 

Peter: "Sound Mixing..so mixing sounds together? Like do they pours sounds in a massive bowl and mixed it up?"

Lois: "No Peter"

Peter: "I am serious! Like how to they do it?"

Lois: "That is a stupid question. Peter just open and read the damn card!"

Peter: "Put Lois!:

Lois: "Dammit PETER! We had one job! (grabs card from Peter angrily and opens it) The nominees for Best Sound Mixing are!"

 

Midnight in the Afghan Valley 

War of the Gods 

The Odyssey: Spoils of War 

The Towering Inferno 

Voltron: Rise of Lotor 

 

And the Oscar goes to!

 

Spoiler

The Towering Inferno

 

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Please welcome to the stage, Harry Styles!

 

Harry: "God singing! I would say musicals are some of the most memorable films ever! Musical numbers are alway fun to sing whether you are in your car, watching the movie, cleaning the house, or dancing in the shower. (Harry sings a mixed melody of the Oscar nominees) Yep, that is my audition. So any of you studios out there, please cast me hahaha! You nominees for Best Original Song are!"

 

“I Hate You All”- Bounty Hamster 

“Luna”- To the Moon 

“Spirit of Adventure”- The Road to El Dorado 

“Come Along” - Little Demons 

“You Gotta Love”- The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper 

 

And the Oscar goes to!

 

Spoiler

The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper- You Gotta Love

 

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RuPaul: And now an exclusive look at this highly anticipated and already Oscar winning sequel! Slay queen!"

 

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*We see a shot of a group of men lined up together inside the main courtyard of Ithaca. The de facto leader stands in front of them. We only see a shot of his back.*

 

The man: Great Penelope, what an honor it is to be in your presence?

 

*The man bows. Cut to a reaction shot of Penelope with her son Telemachus (Dacre Montgomery) behind her. She seems confused at the man’s presence.*

 

Penelope: Might I ask what you are doing here?

 

*Cut to the man (revealed to be Luke Evans). He looks at her and gives a smirk*

 

*Start music at 0:27

 

LAGER PICTURES

 

*We see Odysseus’ ship approaching a dark cavern. We see shots of Sinon and Polites as they nervously look above. The men around them turn their heads to face Odysseus. Cut to Odysseus’ face. He has a look of fear and determination. We see spirits of the dead lined up around the walls of the cliff, eying the soldiers*

*End music at 0:37*

 

*Jump to 1:48*

This Summer

 

Montage of action scenes:

*A group of giant men throwing giant rocks from above a cliff*

*Shot of a ship being struck by one of the giant rocks*

*Odysseus looks up horrified*

 

*1:54*

The Epic Story Continues

 

*Odysseus’ men engage in a chase along the beach trying to catch a hog*

*A woman (Isla Fisher) places her hand on a shirtless Odysseus*

*A shirtless suitor, played by Henry Cavill, raises his fists towards Telemachus*

*Shot of Telemachus throwing a punch at the suitor but the suitor dodges*

*Shot of a bloodied Telemachus being socked in the face*

*Shot of a sea creature's body out of the water from behind a ship amidst a storm at sea.*

*Action shot of the ship ramming into a wave*

*Multiple heads of a giant sea serpent emerges from the water*

*Panning shot of the soldiers looking up in shock*

 

*2:08*

In The Second Part

 

*A soldier is seen in dark black water, being grabbed by hundreds of skeletal hands, crying out for help*

*Odysseus kneels before an unseen figure*

*Shot of Poseidon giving a smirk towards the camera*

*Odysseus tied to the front mass of the ship screams in agony (the scream is muted though)*

 

*2:13*

Of The Epic Trilogy

 

*Cut to black. Music abruptly cuts out.*

 

Unseen voiceover (Brad Dourif): Tell me, my friend, what is it that you come seeking from me?

 

*Fade back in as we see Odysseus, still kneeling, lifting his head up to the unseen figure*

 

*Cut to reveal the figure to be Tiresias, a ghastly old man with a long beard and streaks of blood around his lips*

 

Tiresias ( giving a toothy grin): Seems to me the whole world is out to get you, aye?

 

*Cut to black again*

 

*3:32*

*Title Card appears*

T h e

O d y s s e y

The Counsel of the Dead

 

June 14th in 3D and IMAX 3D

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Please welcome to the stage, Kate McKinnon!

 

Jodie Fosters: "Well hello! See the Oscars are rigged and naturally they will not vote for a powerful strong woman defying the hyper-masculine military world! So tonight, I am here to announce my nomination and win!"

 

Kate: "Hey girl! Get off my stage!"

 

Jodie: "Make me!"

 

Kate: "Security, Security!!"

 

Jodie gets dragged off swirly profusely

 

Kate: "Alright, weird! So are the nominees for Best Supporting Actress!"

 

Jodie Foster- Academy  

Felicity Jones- Blank 

Helen Mirren- The Parvelli Reunion 

Meryl Streep- And the Band Played On 

Mary Elizabeth Winstead- Closed Domain 

 

And the Oscar goes to

 

Spoiler

Helen Mirren- The Parvelli Reunion 

 

Helen- "Thank you all! (Looks at Jodie) I'll let you hold this even!"

Kate: "I wouldn't if I were you!"

Helen: (looks back at a glaring Jodie) "Yeah you are right haha"

 

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Just now, Rorschach said:

You better deliver. My whole childhood is invested in that one movie.

 

:apocalypse:



I'm using at least three music tracks from the original movie but the one you're thinking of won't come in until about 25 minutes in.

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Please welcome to the stage, Hugh Jackman!

 

Hugh: "Well here we go! Into the big league categories haha. Best Adapted Screenplay was excellent this year. Lots of amazing choices and sadly we can only give one an Oscar. Here is the nominees for Best Adapted Screenplay!"

 

And the Band Played On 

Lord of the Flies 

To the Moon 

Bounty Hamster

The Towering Inferno 

 

And the Oscar goes to!

 

Spoiler

And the Band Played On

 

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