YourMother’s Extra Thicc Y3 Reviews (and some 🅱ig stuff from Y1)

[Rorschach]

1 hour ago, Isle of Pasta said:

Low key terrified for your 2park review.

Bro, let’s be terrified together. 😬

[Ezen Baklattan]

11 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

@Isle of Pasta

 

FUUUUCKKKK

[YM!]

3 minutes ago, Isle of Pasta said:

FUUUUCKKKK

You mentioned Milwaukee. It’s an automatic C+ at least. It’s my next review and you should see it this afternoon or like idk 6/7 pm. Reading it now btw.

[YM!]

After Homeward, it’s February. Then He Man II @Xillix then March. Then Otherspace and April. And Odyssey II after April @Rorschach

Edited April 23, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord

[YM!]

3 hours ago, Isle of Pasta said:

FUUUUCKKKK

Expect it in the next hour.

[YM!]

Spark: Homeward

F+^2

Not good at all worse than the original draft.

 

Spoiler

Spoiler

Actually it’s way better than the first draft. It seems much better than before and all and all it’s a great sequel. The story is great and so are the characters, visuals like always are on point and the action sequences are great. Loved the anti climatic and more emotional third act. I liked the first a little more but I must say Venchell was fantastic. Much better from the first draft. 

A-

 

 

Edited April 23, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord

[Ezen Baklattan]

Yess!! Thanks @YourMother the Edgelord!

 

Hoping the others like it as much as you and Rorschach did.

[YM!]

February: 

 

Ice Station:

Pretty much a mess with forgettable characters but hey the action was fun.

D

Dark Side:

Not as good as PAW but it’s way better than Truth Is (Complete Ass). 

C-

Cupid’s Quest: 

A run of the mill kids film that will please the target audience.

C

Livestream: 

A pretty solid thriller where the leads shine brightly.

B

 

 

[YM!]

@Xillix

 

[YM!]

He Man II: Skeletor’s Revenge 

Infinity F

Spoiler

Spoiler

This is in a lot of ways like the first movie but slightly better. It’s great fun but has it’s issues. I love the world and the characters are great with Bautista working up the hammy charm of Skeletor, the visuals are kicked up a notch due to sequel magic, and the action sequences are exhilarating. However I felt some overstuffing in the plot (naming going to Atlantis like utopia to get an ingredient as unlike the big kingdom had little relevance) and would’ve like to see more Skeletor. Nonetheless fans should be eager for a second helping.

B-

 

 

[YM!]

March

Earth Defense Force

In a lot of ways in my opinion it’s like Transformers or PAW (I’m a weird way) in that this although the story sucks is a lot of dumb fun.

B-

2 Lonely 2 Zookeepers 

Not as bad I was expecting but by no means is it good.

C-

Student Film

A well done and well told coming of age story but strangely feels lacking something.

B+

SoulCalibur 

Sadly, it’s a boring bust that had some potential.

D+

 

The Storyteller

Visauling stunning and mildly entertaining but lacking everything else.

C

 

The Bronze Bow

A decent faith film that’ll appease their target audience but not really anyone else.

C-

[Ethan Hunt]

2L2Z reviews are giving me life!

[YM!]

@Isle of Pasta why are POE songs in Otherspace?

[Ezen Baklattan]

33 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

@Isle of Pasta why are POE songs in Otherspace?

???

[YM!]

1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said:

???

They are POE (prince of Egypt) songs in Otherspace, also a song during a major scene is missing.

Edited April 24, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord

[Ezen Baklattan]

1 minute ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

They are POE (prince of Egypt) songs in Otherspace, also a song during a major scene is missing.

Shiiitttt - I had it in a previous draft, but it must have gotten deleted by mistake.

 

I don’t know where you’re seeing the Prince of Egypt songs though.

[YM!]

1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said:

Shiiitttt - I had it in a previous draft, but it must have gotten deleted by mistake.

 

I don’t know where you’re seeing the Prince of Egypt songs though.

Like before the fin and two in the story.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Just now, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Like before the fin and two in the story.

Both those songs are showing up fine for me.

 

They should be: (in order)

 

RedZone

.59

Dreams

 

And btw the karaoke song (as it was in the originally posted draft is “I want to know what Love Is” by Foreigner.)

[YM!]

1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said:

Both those songs are showing up fine for me.

 

They should be: (in order)

 

RedZone

.59

Dreams

 

And btw the karaoke song (as it was in the originally posted draft is “I want to know what Love Is” by Foreigner.)

Weird.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Just now, YourMother the Edgelord said:

Weird.

I’ll check it out tonight.