Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 Later tonight: @Ethan Hunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 "I was killed by bees but thanks to inexplicable magic I'm somehow still alive." The reaction? "Oh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Isle of Pasta said: "I was killed by bees but thanks to inexplicable magic I'm somehow still alive." The reaction? "Oh." I mean how is someone supposed to react to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 The Raven Boys *2.0 Spaghetti appears* Wait a sec, we're stealing @cookie's bit. Get out of here, I want to maintain my integrity. Consider this revenge for making Freddy Zapper flop. But I mean, Bounty Hamster and the Parvelli Reunion did quite we....nevermind. Why are you even here? So this movie was released in Y10 of 2.0, I kinda stopped reviewing stuff when it came out. Why? Midterms were brutal that year. I'm sorry for messing up your GPA. That's beside the point. I mean this film looked kinda interesting, what with the idea of the fantasy stuff and killing your first true love. Oh, you've somehow gotten more naive with age. Huh? This was a slog. It takes an interesting premise and turns it into an awfully paced, awkward written, and painfully dull teen drama. Honestly I'm struggling to tell you clearly what even happened with the movie. It was....definitely something. I mean, the performances were pretty decent, even if the characters themselves are kinda awkwardly written? Oh lord, this is Dangerous Beauty all over again. Wait, what's Dangerous Beauty? You REALLY don't want to know. I mean, @Ethan Hunt's still got potential as a writer, and his new Nolan film looks pretty cool. You could probably chalk this up to be more issues in the adaptation he's working from. True, the kid's got spunk. And I kind of trust him to make good decisions. I definitely trust him. And I'm not just saying that about his A+ grade for Spark Rising. Oh you remade Spark! I bet they're in love with the animation and Benedict Cumberbatch. ....um. I changed...a bit of it. You ruined my work?! What's next, they made a sequel to 2 Lonely Zookeepers? ....... ....... .......well at least this was better than that. *2.0 Spaghetti says nothing, walking away into his portal.* The future is a very dark place. Wait, how did he know Zapper unperformed but not about Spark and 2L2Z? I'm almost done with this year, just let me get out my Top 25 soon. I can't overthink anything else. D+/C- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Not particularly suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said: Not particularly suprised Sorry Ethan, just wasn't feeling this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 @Xillix I see that BAF reference in Street Sharks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said: Sorry Ethan, just wasn't feeling this one. That's fine. It's very stubborn about payoff and structure so i understand why it won't work for a lot of people. But I'm a fan of the book and personally pretty happy with what I had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Should I power through tonight? (I've already read The Chrysalids, Hiccups other fantasy movie that I can't be bothered to remember the name of, Prince of Egypt, and Number One Dime so I don't think it should take me that long) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 Curtis agrees and goes to the rear of the sub where he arranges for himself to be fired out of the rear torpedo tube. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, Ethan Hunt said: Should I power through tonight? (I've already read The Chrysalids, Hiccups other fantasy movie that I can't be bothered to remember the name of, Prince of Egypt, and Number One Dime so I don't think it should take me that long) Everything you haven't read is pretty short so go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said: Should I power through tonight? (I've already read The Chrysalids, Hiccups other fantasy movie that I can't be bothered to remember the name of, Prince of Egypt, and Number One Dime so I don't think it should take me that long) Do it! Sleep is the enemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said: Should I power through tonight? (I've already read The Chrysalids, Hiccups other fantasy movie that I can't be bothered to remember the name of, Prince of Egypt, and Number One Dime so I don't think it should take me that long) The longest films would be Pigeon and Street Sharks and even then those are pretty short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 I've read through everything. It's Top 25 time, baby. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 First, let's start with the bad batch. The Worst Films of Y3 are... (in no particular order) Spoiler 2 Lonely 2 Zookeepers 51 Father Homestar Runner’s Cruddy Debut Movie Ice Station The Meteor Manhunt Second Wind: Stormy Seas SoulCalibur Fright Town Uglies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 THE HONORABLE MENTIONS Spoiler Bartimaues and the Amulet of Samarkand @Hiccup23 Gamera @Xillix Island of the Blue Dolphins @Hiccup23 Lilo & Stitch @YourMother the Edgelord Street Sharks @Xillix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 And now we begin. First off, I know this grade is too low for my list, but it was so passionately made and gloriously bonkers that I had to put it on my list. So without further ado... 25. Spoiler Dark Side @Hiccup23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Isle of Pasta said: First, let's start with the bad batch. The Worst Films of Y3 are... (in no particular order) How in the world is Unknown Sender not on this list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 24. Spoiler Cycle of the Werewolf @Hiccup23 23. Spoiler Penguins @Hiccup23 22. Spoiler Zoldar: Warrior Beast from Outer Space @Xillix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Xillix said: How in the world is Unknown Sender not on this list? It was probably 11 or 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
