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  1. Yet somehow when the time came for an Ingrid Bergman biopic it's starring Chastain and not her.
  2. Girls Trip top 10 Atomic Blonde 16-20th Annabelle 2 16-20th Hitman's Bodyguard 16-20th Wish Upon below 26th Kidnap 21-25th Glass Castle below 26th Nut Job 2 below 26th Logan Lucky below 26th
  3. Part A: 1. Will Despicable Me Open to more than $100M? 1000 No 2. Will The House Open to more than $25M? 2000 No 3. Will Baby Driver have a 5 day of more than $22M? 3000 Yes 4. Will the three main openers combine to more than $150M? 4000 No 5. Will The House overtake Baby Drivers Domestic Total by the end of the weekend? 5000 No 6. Will Wonder Woman drop less than 40% 1000 Yes 7. Will Transformers drop more than 57.5% 2000 Yes 8. Will All Eyez Stay above Captain Underpants? 3000 No 9. Will Guardians 2 have a lower percentage drop than Pirates 5? 4000 Yes 10. Will it comes at Night drop more than 65%? 5000 Yes 11. Will Will Big Sick have a PTA above $10k? 1000 Yes 12. Will 13 minutes have a PTA above $6,000? 2000 Yes 13. Will Rough Night have a PTA above $900? 3000 Yes 14. Will My Neighbour Totoro's apparent Sunday release be reported in BOM's Weekend Actuals list? 4000 No 15. Will Tele finally be taken in by the subtle brilliance that is the Minions? 5000 No Bonus: 9/15 5000 10/15 8000 11/15 12,000 12/15 16,000 13/15 20,000 14/15 24,000 15/15 30,000 Part B: The top 3 predictions will score points as follows: Closest: Within 1% - 15,000, Within 2,5% - 12000, Within 5% 9,000, Within 10% - 6000 Outside 10% - 3000 points 2nd Closest: Within 1% - 12,000, Within 2,5% - 10000, Within 5% 7,000, Within 10% - 4000 Outside 10% - 2000 points 3rd Closest: Within 1% - 10,000, Within 2,5% - 8000, Within 5% 5,000, Within 10% - 2000 Outside 10% - 1000 points 1. What will Despicable make for its 3 day OW? 89.385 2. What will be the difference in The House and Baby Driver's total gross by the end of Sunday? 15.500 3. What will All Eyez of Me's Domestic gross be by the end of Sunday? 42.580 Part C: There will be 6 films to place and points are expanded because traditionally people haven't scored well here: 2. Baby Driver 4. Wonder Woman 7. 47 Meters Down 10. The Mummy 12. All Eyez on Me 16. The Big Sick
  4. This is scheduled for fucking August 24 here. I haven't been this pissed at a local release date in a long time.
  5. I actually saw Unforgettable. It's not a good movie but it also doesn't have delusions of grandeur. Awkwardly stuck between an attempt at a psychological drama (giving Heigl's character reasons to act the way she does, etc.) and a divorced-from-reality trashy thriller in which women throw each other into furniture. FA is much more a puffed-up, self-serious "This could actually happen to YOU!" kinda thing.
  6. Especially considering the whole backstory regarding the script and revisions made to it, it's much more valuable as a document of mainstream Hollywood and its messages circa the mid-80s than it is as an actual movie. The ways it continually goes off the rails are very revealing.
  7. I had that reaction to Fatal Attraction. After its first 40 minutes it's a textbook case of a dumb as shit movie masquerading as a serious adult drama
  8. I actually only just discovered this gloriousness a few days ago. Don't remember when I last laughed this hard. I mean this was a real thing that existed.
  9. I thought fudge at first but if you look at its daily grosses at BOM they only add up to 700k. Maybe Paramount itself doesn't know if they want to fudge it or not.
  10. Jarmusch is one of the most consistent filmmakers of the last 30+ years really. Up there with people like Scorsese and the Coens in that regard. If you liked this one as much as you did, that bodes well for the others whenever you get around to them.
  11. Heaven Knows What was really solid. Those guys plus Pattinson and JJL means I'm in for sure. Hyped for the score too.
  12. As someone who generally can't stand contrived drama in movies it was weird to be in a position of wishing Jarmusch would introduce at least some kind of conflict here. There are compelling hints about Paterson's combat experience, and occasional incidents breaking up the order of his little world (the couple at the bar), but even that's overwhelmed by the entire thing being just so determinedly mellow and generous. Also every single poem appearing onscreen in big curvy letters made my eyes roll after a while. On the whole it's a really pleasant movie with a great actor in every role but I'm in no hurry to see it again. Prefer my Jarmusch more eccentric and stylized.
  13. Ocean's 13 automatically wins because it has no Julia Roberts. That plus hammy Pacino is a better villain than dull Garcia (who in turn is better and more fun as a guy who helps out the crew but whom you don't know if you can fully trust).
  14. Powell & Pressburger had a hell of a run in the '40s. Colonel Blimp, A Matter of Life and Death, Black Narcissus, The Red Shoes - that's four of the most gorgeous films ever made right there.
  15. Heavenly Creatures is incredible but it's pretty light on lesbian action and pretty heavy on parent-murdering action, so I dunno if it'd be wise. Maybe replace that with Bound. And throw in The Duke of Burgundy too.
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