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  1. Joaquin Phoenix is HOT. WTF is this cute shit you people talk about? He is HOT, capital letters.
  2. I have a crush on Harvey. I don`t care he looks like shit.
  3. Aren`t Russinas ( DH5 villains) obsolete villans in movies already and attempts to pass the torch from famous character to offspring never work (Indy 4, UW4, Blade Trinity, this)?
  4. This wasn`t good but I laughed a lot. Didn`t think it was a trainwreck. Melissa was very charismatic. The script was totally disjoined, too many loose threads that went nowhere (bounty hunter, gangstas, Favz) and family angle was a bore and not at all helped by deadbed-looking Amanda Peet (does she have AIDS or something?). That said, this is getting a pass on Melissa alone. It`s her show. She should start picking better scripts.
  5. Leo`s so fucking beautiful. He spent most of the movie with bruises on his face and in paranoid mode but boy does camera love his face. There were many shot of him where he was just, geez, wow, fuckable beyond measure. As if all the stuff that should have made him less sexy just amplified the sexappeal by 100000.
  6. :rofl: Considering that OS will be staggering, shit won`t die hard.
  7. Acting was bravura. Eveyrone was perfection.Leo should have won for this. Holy shit!
  8. Shutter Island ending. I knew what was coming because I read the book but they tweaked it in such way that I was stunned.
  9. For some reason I was delaying seeing The Departed but once I saw it I was blown away. Holy shit!
  10. Interest in Expendables actors is dropping like a rock. I think that E3 will make even less than E2 in NA no matter who they bring on board.
  11. IT was funny and Melissa has charisma in spades. She just need to start picking good scripts. IT defintiely wasn`t a trainwreck but wasn`t particulary memorable either. Good laughs, though.
  12. I thought that Knightmare`s speech was the worst ever and I`ve never seen so many people leave theater like during that retarded battle/wedding scene. I hate this movie with the fire of thousnads suns, am happy that it made much less money than DMC while costing $300 mio to make and that fuckin boring chemsitry-free Willabeth is out of the series. This movie is the reason why I cheer every time Knightmare`s Oscar baits fail epically and when they bomb at the boxoffice. That fuckin horrible speech where she was pouting like on the Playmate photoshoot. Walk the plank, ho!
  13. Gosling looks and acts like a smug douche. And word is that he is a smug douche, very difficult to work with.
  14. :rofl: But joking aside, I was 100% sane. Shitto must be destroyed!
  15. men love Dear John. it has tough Marines in it. What`s not to love? Notebook is for pussies. One sex scene does not a good movie make. I was bored out of my mind. Since Sparks is a boxoffice draw that means that Knightmare will take all the credit next year when her Sparks shit opens.
  16. Bitch, please. All grown men read Dear John and cry like babies. Fact of life.
  17. People like Bruce as John McClane that`s true but the difference between DH5 and BTTH is that Sly wasn`t playing the beloved John Rambo. So it`s a mix of actor + character. Though Bruce still has a bigger pull than Statham who can`t act peirod and Sly who can`t pick the right roles outside of his comfort zone franchises. Because Bruce is generally a superior actor and tends to star in better movies.
  18. For now... In a possitive way: IB - I didn`t expect much from the concept but ended up blown away. I became a definite QT fangirl after that movie. Alien - that was the first movie in my life where I was aware that I was watching a movie and it was awesome. I obsess about it to this day. Terminator - wasn`t the first movie but I was just as obsessed as with Alien. Like, those movies are so freakin smart and deep and shit. fell in love with JC right there. The Matrix. Another of those revelation movies. I was crying a river after Reloaded. So bad. ESB, ROTS - Jedi are such dicks. Those movies are so freakin deep. Sith FTW! POTC:DMC - I think I became a raging shipper with this movie. I wasn`t into het ship before Sparrabeth and then I was totally obsessing about Sparrabeth like there`s no tomorrow. In a negative way: AWE - on top of being an atrocity that sunk my ship it was also a movie where I became really aware for the first time where sequels go wrong. This is,like, a classic example. Karate Kid - I fuckin hate this drivel. Hate, hate, HATE. I have a total allergic reaction to this tree hugging garbage. And I`m nott taking about Jackie/Jade one which I like a lot. TTT and Shriekapoo - gosh, these two but especially the Shriekster are,like, the most influential movies in my life. That`s where I got my true calling of ridding the world from the worst fuckin actress that ever was is and will be. I hate Shitto! I HATE SHITTO! SHITTO MUST BE DESTROYED! SHITTO,YOU WILL NEVER BE 22 AGAIN YOU HEAR ME? YOU`LL NEVER BE JLAW! PEOPLE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU!BOMB!BOMB! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!
  19. Bad comparisson. It isn`t like Parker and fuckwit from BTTH whatever his name was are iconic characters. It`s DH brand that opens more than Bruce power.
  20. I honestly don`t get compassion for Mr Fergie. he`s bland and forgettable and kept relevant only by the default of being a popular singer`s hubby. You cna cut and paste anyone into his cardboard cutouts (TF movies,anyone?) and get the same result. Besides, it`s Legend Hough who opened this.
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