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Noctis

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  1. Wait a few months, and people will realize how utterly unremarkable Avengers really is. Fun, but forgettable.
  2. I can't believe someone picked TF3 over ALL those films.
  3. LoTR3 is so much worse than TTT/FoTR.
  4. And let's be honest, sweetheart, you bash all the Potter films while only seeing the first. That's what I call stupid. And I don't need to add IMO. I was saying it, so it's clearly my opinion. Dumbass.
  5. I don't love everything about Potter. HP1: AHP2: C-HP3: A+HP4: B-HP5: BHP6: A-HP7.1: A+HP7.2: A+I certainly love most of them, but clearly not all.
  6. Iceroll, since when did you love TF3 more than Titanic or DH2?
  7. You can choose all three (they were the three I chose, too!).
  8. 1. Titanic A+ - utterly incredible and the most emotionally powerful film I've ever seen. Dazzling cinema with great performances, and the best ending to a film yet. My favorite film of all time. 2. Hallows 2 A+ - tied for the best in its franchise. Exhilarating, moving, and an immensely satisfying end to my favorite series of all time. The Prince's Tale is one hell of a sequence. 3. The Dark Knight A+ - the best superhero film without a doubt and redefines the genre. Nolan's best work by far. 4. Toy Story 3 A- - funny with great voice work, and the final sequences are just beautiful in every aspect imaginable. Very well done 5. Avatar A- - really enjoyable film, with a great blend of visuals, characters, story, and action. 6. Avengers B/B - great character interaction, great humor, but too long and the sky fortress sequence got boring very fast. 7. Alice in Wonderland B-/B - will never understand some of the hate its gets. Eccentric performances, and awesome visuals. Fun time. 8. On Stranger Tides - B-/C+ the mermaid sequence is utterly fantastic and saves the film. Cruz was great. But the story was mostly very mediocre, and the mermaid/religious man's relationship was tedious. Needed more action (there were no sea battles!). 9. Return of the King C+ - a disappointing end to the trilogy. It's nowhere near the level of its two utterly magnificent predecessors. Bland and boring most of the time, and the dead ghosts saving the day was just mind-numbingly dumb. The "you bow to no one" line was epic, though. 10. Dead Man's Chest C- Worst of the series. Davy Jones was amazing, and the large squid climax was enjoyable. But Depp was horrible, and the cannibal island sequence was atrocious and added absolutely NOTHING to the film. A huge drop in quality from the fucking awesome CoTBP. 11. Transformers 3 D+ an improvement over its predecessor, yet still crap. Ridiculously overlong, action sequences were horrifically boring (aside from the one bright spot where the building collapsed), and the performances were just absolute shit. Humor still sucked. 12. The Phantom Menace F - a cinematic abortion. Calling this film 'shit' would be a compliment when realizing how atrocious it really is. Absolutely pointless and terrible film, and a big fuck you to all the SW fans (I'm not a fan, yet I can't believe how they must have felt watching it).
  9. The fire animals looked spectacular...it's just the brooms. I have no idea what the fuck happened with that little part. But everything else was fantastic. The dragon, Hogwarts, Voldemort, the shield, the water tsunami, the spells, the trolls, the DEs flying, giants, Gringotts...Thank God it was only ten seconds.
  10. Visual effects in PoA, GoF, HBP, DH1, and DH2 are top notch. The only qualm with DH2 was the broomstick scene (unforgivable ten seconds). But cheap? Sure, sweetheart.
  11. It'll trump DH2 worldwide, but it'll fall short overseas (yay!).
  12. Riled up? Because I'm telling them trash movies to watch? Oh, you!
  13. Watch Attack of the Clones for its horrid yet hilarious romance.
  14. Armageddon and Revenge of the Fallen.Armageddon is utter trash only loved by men who have the attention-span of five year old wusses. Also...anyone who cried during that film should be incarcerated. The Bruce/Liv goodbye scene was the most awkward and cheesy scene I've ever seen (I wanna be like you, daddy! STFU EW). Revenge of the Fallen, again, is the worst blockbuster to ever grace the big screen (along with TPM). It's quite possibly one of the stupidest films of the past decade.
  15. Is streaming really going to be the future?
  16. So, CJohn, you really enjoyed Battleship yet you're enjoying it flopping?Sheep?
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