Van Helsing (2004)

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[CaptainJackSparrow]

A Meh film, could have been so much better.

[Goffe]

I gave up after 30 minutes, when I was 14 years old. When a film like this can't even entertain a young boy, then you know it's dogshit.

Edited January 4, 2014 by Goffe Luvs 1D

[K1stpierre]

It was okay. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't as great as I thought it would be (given the cast, Jackman and Beckinsale). There were some parts that I liked (werewolf scene was cool) and others that I didn't like (the vampires in general looked weird when they flew around). The end was a little lame. Overall, I'd give this a 6/10, C+ overall.

Edited December 26, 2013 by k1stpierre

[BoxOfficeFangrl]

Kate Beckinsale sounded like Count Chocula and there were vampire babies. Why? This was so bad that I wasn't particularly upset when other moviegoers started doing running commentary. Normally I think that's rude but in this case it probably kept me from walking out altogether.

[Phil in the Blank]

It had a decent start with the black and white intro and the birth of Frankenstein and the setup of Dracula needing him for some devilish purpose.....I think it hit the right camp note.

 

Then it all went downhill.

 

Still I can't hate the movie, its so incredibly dumb and stupid that I can't help but be entertained.

 

B 

[DAR]

A very terrible film. Everyone seems to be phoning it in. D-

[The Stingray]

One of the worst blockbusters of all time.

[JohnnyGossamer]

"They need to feeeeeeeeeeeeed. Teach them how. Teeeeeeeeeeach them!"

 

Horribly average movie. The quote from above always makes me smile though. Dude's delivery's so pronounced.

[RobinHood26]

I went in knowing it was going to be bad, but this another level of bad.

 

D (65)

Edited December 25, 2013 by Jay Hollywood

[Dementeleus]

Fucking horrible.