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Updated Kill List


KILL LIST

Moderators- 5 (Captain Craig- Collateral Consequences of Rocket Attack; Chasmmi- Guard-Dog Mauling, AC Slater- Bane, Water- Dragon Chew Toy, Blink23- Hammer Time)
Tawasal- 3 (Adam- Withheld Emergency Medical Treatment, MovieMan89- Poisoning, John Marston- Throat Cut)
Sam- 2 (Scott Pilgrim + Spore- Decoy Deception)
Walt Disney- 2 (Ruthie- via Grand Theft Snowmobile, Mattrek- Snowmobile X-Games)
A2K*- 1 (Darkelf- Unlicensed Magic Chiropracty)
AC Slater*- 1 (Grim22- C4 Boobytrap)
AndyLL- 1 (A2K- Stabbing)
Cmasterclay*- 1 (Cmasterclay- Suicide)
Darkelf*- 1 (Kal- Stabbing)
#ED- 1 (Mulder- Gunshot)
Empire- 1 (Spazz91- Stabbing)
Films- 1 (CJohn- Stabbing)
iJack- 1 (Jajang- Khal Drago’d)
Kal*- 1 (Bballman24- Spider Bomb)
Jack Nevada*- 1 (CoolEric258- Magical Disembowelment)
Mango- 1 (Sun's Son- Grenade Toss)
Noctis- 1 (Lilmac- Grenade Toss)
Numbers- 1 (Bishop54- Improvised Grenade Baseball)
Panda*- 1 (MGS- Crossbow)
Sixteen16- 1 (Firedeep- Stabbing)
Spaghetti- 1 (ChD- Unintentional Clone Suicide Bomber)
Spidey Freak- 1 (BoxOfficeZ- Face Boiling)
Stingray- 1 (Panda- Hammer Time)
Tarzan- 1 (Jack Nevada- Slashing)

* = Now deceased




and Cast Appearance


EPISODE APPEARANCES

Capitol
 
Jandrew- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11)

ShawnMR- 5 (Episodes 2, 4, 6, 8, 11)

Impact- 1 (Episode 11)
Jajang*- 1 (Episode 8)
Neo- 1 (Episode 11)
Vanilla- 1 (Episode 11)


Players

DamienRoc- 10 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11)
Dragon- 10 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
Ecstasy- 10 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
#ED- 10 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Jesus of Suburbia- 10 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

Alfredstellar- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
AndyLL- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
ChD- 9* (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Empire- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Sam- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Mango- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10)
Mr. Pink- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 11)
Reddevil- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 11)
Stingray- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Telemachos- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11)
Water Bottle- 9 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)

Bballman24*- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
Blankments- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11)
Films- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Heretic- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11)
Jay Hollywood- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11)
Lilmac*- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8)
Noctis- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11)
Numbers- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11)
Punishment- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10)
Spaghetti- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11)
Spazz91*- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Tawasal- 8 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11)

A2K*- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9)
DAR- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11)
Darkelf- 7* (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9)
Fancyarcher- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
Kal- 7* (Episodes 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Tarzan- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11)
Walt Disney- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10)
WileECoyote- 7 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11)

Blink23*- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 11)
BoxOfficeZ*- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7)
Iceroll- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 10)
Jack Nevada*- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8)
K1stpierre- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 11)
Mattrek*- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7)
Sixteen16- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 11)
Spidey Freak- 6 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 7, 10, 11)


Claire Holt- 5 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 10)
CoolEric258*- 5 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6)
Firedeep*- 5 (Episodes 1, 2, 5, 6, 7)
Lady Evenstar- 5 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6, 10)

AC Slater*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 5)
CJohn- 4* (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4)
Cmasterclay*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4)
Grim22*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4)
John Marston*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5)
Michael Gary Scott*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4)
MovieMan89*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 5)
Water*- 4 (Episodes 1, 2, 4, 6)

Adam- 3* (Episodes 1, 2, 4)
Chasmmi*- 3 (Episodes 1, 2, 4)
Mulder*- 3 (Episodes 1, 2, 3)
Panda- 3* (Episodes 1, 2, 4)
Ruthie*- 3 (Episodes 1, 2, 3)
Sun's Son*- 3 (Episodes 1, 2, 3)

Bishop54*- 1 (Episode 1)
Captain Craig*- 1 (Episode 1)
Scott Pilgrim*- 1 (Episode 1)
Spore*- 1 (Episode 1)

 

Wild Cards

 

iJack- 5 (Episodes 5, 8, 9, 10, 11)

BCF26- 2 (Episode 10, 11)

 

* = DECEASED

Everyone has now missed at least one episode.

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Currently working on Part 12. I'll try to make as interesting as possible, but I have something big that I don't want to introduce until 13 or 14 so yeah. It'll be worth the time anyway.

 

by the way Jandrew, shouldn't Iceroll have been mentioned in the Westeros battle since that's where he is?

 

That was my bad again. I read it over, but couldn't figure out what I was missing. I retroactively added him into the battle.

 

Funny how me and Tawasal are always in the same episodes.

 

I honestly don't keep track of that so that's a cool coincidence.

 

 

Hey, I wonder why BCF26 is in this, he is one my best buddies here, yet he didn't sign Up for this!

 

He lurks, but he always likes every part so I know he reads and decided to give him a good part. I assume he would've joined.

 

 

EDIT: I'm trying to write Part 12 and it already sucks, so I'm just going to bring in "the oh shit no he didn't" now.

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Part 12. Get ready for a category 6 hurricane. Please no spoilers for this. Can't wait for the comments, and likes.

 

Sam, Blankments, and Reddevil land at the top of the mountain. Sam helps them both off the carpet and they rest. Reddevil's leg is bandaged. Sam takes the blood soaked bandage off.

Sam: Jesus, your leg. We have to figure something out. You can't walk around like this or it will get infected.

Blankments: You can't walk around at all. (to Sam) Say, why did you help us?

Sam: I saw you were in trouble.

Blankments: But you could've easily did us rotisserie style.

Reddevil: Let's not give her any ideas, Blankments.

Sam: We're not being watched. Didn't feel the need to harm you. 

Blankments: Yeah we got that memo too. 

Reddevil: So what are we gonna do about my leg? I'm getting pretty dizzy here. 

Sam: Well unless a bionic leg falls out of the sky then you'll just have to bare with us. A big object falls in front of them and they flinch. They look...it's just a dead bird.

 

In Oaken's shop, Sixteen16, SpideyFreak, K1stpierre, Heretic, Noctis, Alfredstellar, Lady Evanstar, WileECoyote, and Claire Holt chill inside. Pun kind of intended.

Claire Holt: And that's when I told that bitch to stop being so extra or I'd beat her ass.

Sixteen16: You sound like a lovely person, Claire.

K1stpierre and Heretic reach for the Tostitos. They both put their hands in the bag at the same time and Kelli pulls out in embarrassment.

K1stpierre: Oh! I'm sorry!

Heretic: No, it's okay. I don't mind. K1stpierre blushes.

Sixteen16: So how long are we going to sit here?

Spidey Freak: Until there's some action I guess. Speaking of action - Claire, when do we get the strip show?
Claire: Omg. Stop being extra. 

Heretic: Say, we're not being watched, we're surrounded by snow. How about we go outside and have some fun?

K1stpierre: (giddy) Sounds good to me!

Sixteen16/SpideyFreak/WileECoyote: Sure./Sounds good./Sure, why not?

Claire Holt: But I'll beat a bitch's ass if I get white balls in my face. They all get up and walk out.

 

Jay Hollywood and Dar sit in the dungeon, still surrounded by the direwolves. Tawasal comes running in.

Dar: Tawasal! Help us! Tawsal keeps on moving. 

Jay Hollywood: Well fuck you too! (to Dar) How the hell are we gonna get out of here?

Dar: I'm thinking.

Ecstacy is outside still helping [now] Snoopy of Suburbia. The bleeding has stopped. So has the battle.

Ecstacy: I think it's over. It's gotten quiet.

Snoopy of Suburbia: Too quiet. Jay Hollywood and Dar try to lift themselves up with their backs together. The direwovles notice and bark. Did you hear that? Sounds like...barking?

Ecstacy: It's coming from over there. Ecstacy helps Snoopy up and they go to investigate. They open the door to the stairwell and walk down. They open the door to the dungeon and see Jay and Dar. Gu---shhhhh! Dar and Jay shush them so the direwolves don't turn around. Jay motions for them to distract the wolves. Ecstacy and Snoopy tip toe down the stairs. They try to think of a way to distract the wolves. Jay Hollywood holds out his wrist and shoots a black web at the wall. He shoots another and another, creating a wire for one of them to walk across.

Ecstacy: (whispering) How the hell did you just do that? ​She crawls across and unties Dar and Jay. (to Jay, silent) How they hell did you do that?

Jay Hollywood: Because. I'm Venom. Jay grabs Ecstacy and she screams, waking the wolves. Jay Hollywood throws her in the pile of wolves and shoots a web to the ceiling. He scales up and Dar runs away.

Snoopy of Suburbia: E! Snoopy jumps off the stairs and in front of E. Dar joins. The wolves inch closer to them, growling. Hungry. The wolf snaps at Ecstacy and she screams the loudest anyone has screamed in 12 parts. The wolf gets close to her face, and sniffs. She tries to hold as still as possible. Other wolves surround Dar and Snoopy. They sniff. They back off Snoopy and Ecstacy, but inch closer to Dar.

Dar: Guys...

Snoopy of Suburbia: They must smell that we've been around the other direwolves. Dar hasn't! (to Dar) Dar, back away slowly! Dar, trying to stay as calm as possible, backs away slow. Ecstacy and Snoopy cat call to the wolves. They look back at E and Snoop. Dar tries to back out while they're distracted. Who let the dogs out! Who? Who? Who let the dogs out! Snoopy starts dancing and E stops him.

Ecstacy: Stop. Dar runs and E and Snoopy get up and run. The wolves bark and growl. Ecstacy turns around. Hey, Venom Hollywood! Tell Whitney Houston I said "hello!" Ecstacy pulls out a bow and shoots Jay in the foot. He falls off his web onto the ground. The wolves turn around and stare Jay down. They inch closer and closer. Jay shoots a web, but it just provokes. They leap and attack. Ripping sounds and screaming are heard as Ecstacy and Snoopy run out.

 

Iceroll, Numbers, Spaghetti, Damien Roc, and Telemachos are still in a stand off.

Iceroll: Let's just chill, guys. We don't have to do this!

Numbers: We can all stick together! We fought well together. We'll have more of a fighting chance. Chill, Damien Roc. Figuratively, not literally. Damien Roc cools off, pun kind of intended, and puts his hands down. They all stand there, panting, letting the tension cool down. Pun not intended.

Damien Roc:...Now what? Team. 

 

Ecstacy, Dar, and Snoopy run out of the dungeon out to the cold barren Westeros air. 

Dar: Where's Walt Disney?

Ecstacy: He was helping out in the battle last I checked. Why?

Dar: Because. He tied us up and left us there. 

Ecstacy and Snoopy: What!?

Snoopy of Suburbia: So Damien Roc was right...

Snoopy and Ecstacy run up to the castle and look at the ledge. Walt Disney is gone, and so is plush Olaf.

 

Tarzan, Empire, Wattle Bottle, Films, and Stringray run through SHIELD, being pursued by the Avengers.

Films: Why are they chasing us! 

Water Bottle: It's probably the Capital! It has to be!

Empire: This is why I love DC! Thor throws the Mjorlin. Empire ducks and it shatters through the glass. They run down another hall and Iron Man comes flying in. He swings at Water Bottle and he ducks. He kicks Iron Man...but he's Iron Man. Iron Man punches him in the gut and Water Bottle goes flying through the glass. Stingray tries to hold of Black Widow. He finds a knife and fights with Black Widow (Steve and Bucky style). Tarzan comes out of no where and smacks Black Widow in the head with a desk chair, WWE style. She drops and he and Stingray run. Hulk chases Films and Empire. He grabs them and holds them up by their heads.

Hulk: Hulk say, now kiss! Stingray jabs the knife into Hulk's back. He drops Films and Empire and turns around. You put knife in Hulks back! Hulk no like knives in Hulk's back! Hulk raises his fists and brings it down, but Films pushes Stingray out of the way just in time. They run own and are faced with Captain America.

Captain America: I was told I have to kill you. I understand that reference. 

Stingray: Umm...Peggy! What are you doing here? Why are you naked?

Captain America: HUH!? Cap looks away and they run off. Water Bottle is still on the ground and Stingray helps him up. The Avengers continue to pursue. The group sees a narrow corridor and turns and runs down it. All the Avengers try to stuff in at once and barricade themselves.

Thor: Move'ith!

Iron Man: Did you not see me going in first?

Black Widow: Excuse you...excuse you. The group busts open a door to the SHIELD hanger and see the quinjet sitting inside.

Tarzan: The quinjet! Let's get it! Hurry! They all run and get inside. How do I start it!?

Stingray: It's push to start, stupid! Tarzan presses the go button. Vroommm. The garage begins to open and they prepare to take off. The Avengers come busting in.

Films: Go, Tarzan, go! Tarzan rams the throttle up and they take off. Iron Man and Hulk pursue. 

Black Widow: (to Thor) Where's your Mjorlin!? You could hit the quinjet with it!

Thor: Shit. I left it in thy hallway. They see Iron Man trailing on the radar.

Films: Missiles! Someone fire the missiles!

Water Bottle: I don't know how! Iron Man lands on the right wing. Quick, Tarzan, roll us!

Films: Do a barrel roll! Do a barrel roll! Tarzan jams the yolk to the left and they go spinning. Iron Man tries to hang on, but flies off and smacks the wing. Hulk jumps, preparing to lunge onto the quinjet, but catches Iron Man instead. Hulk lands and RAWRRS to wake Iron Man/Tony up.

Iron Man/Tony: Whoa, whoa, what happened! Tell me you didn't kiss me!

Hulk: Hulk no kiss metal man!

Iron Man/Tony: Good...(soft) but did you want to? The group gets away on the quinjet.

 

The Mods are watching all the action go down in the control room.

Jandrew: So they survived, huh. Good for them. Say, Neo, open a portal to Arendelle. I'd love to see that. Neo does what he says. The group is flying in the quinjet, and suddenly a portal opens up in front of them, casting them to Arendelle/Snow Mountain.

 

Pink, Fancyarcher, and Ed are hiking through Skull Island, on the lookout for any surprises.

Fancyarcher: So you two were familiar before the Games, huh? How long have you been pals.

Ed: July 2012. Going on 2 years.

Pink: (to both) I honestly didn't think we'd last that long, ya know? It was casual at first, but got serious quick. Usually when you move that fast, problems arise, but there's no problems with Ed and me.

Ed: Yep, we'll be here together for a long time. Nothing will change that.

Fancyarcher: Well good. I'm happy for you guys. Good to see BOF legally recognizes same Nolan couples. A lot of websites need to get with the program. So...you guys see any summer movies before the Games happened? Spider Man? XMen? Mom's Night Out? Fancy coughs. Sorry, anyway, how about, uhmm...oh, Maleficent?

 

Bcf26 is sitting in his cell. He is sitting helpless when a key card is suddenly slid under the door. He looks up in surprise and walks over. He picks up the key card and pushes on the door lightly. It opens. He walks out and closes the door behind him. He puts the key card in to see if it works and it does. He discretely walks down the hall, searching. 

Bcf26: Where is that monitor room? Bcf26 goes room to room, searching. For the fifth time, he puts the key in a door and opens it. It's a utility closet. He begins to close the door, but hears mumbling. Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm! He turns on the light and looks in the corner. It's Jandrew. He runs up takes the tape off his mouth.

Bcf26: Jandrew? How'd you get in here?

Jandrew: I don't know, but get me out!

Bcf26: Why would I help you?
Jandrew: Uhm...because I was kidnapped and thrown in a closet! Who are you?

Bcf26: Did you get hit on the head?

Jandrew: No! But someone grabbed my butt while the bag was on my head. Don't appreciate that. Now I've been here for days, can you please untie me!?

Bcf26: Days? I'm so confused...

Jandrew: That makes two of us. Bcf26 tries to think.

Bcf26: So you're saying you're Jandrew?
Jandrew: What do you mean, "you're?" I'm the only Jandrew! One minute I'm on BOF getting likes, the next I'm in a fucking closet! You could've at least brought a n^^^a some food!

Bcf26: Oh my, God. I think someone is impersonating you.

Jandrew: Say what?

Bcf26: Someone is running the Forum Games - as you!

Jandrew: What the hell is the Forum Games!? Look, I'm hungry as hell, I'm confused, and my back has been itching for days. Can you untie me, then explain!?

Bcf26 and Jandrew trot down the hall. Bcf26 is explaining everything to him. Bcf26 opens the door to the control room and he steps inside. Everyone notices and looks alive. 

Neo: What tha? How'd you get out!? Jandrew turns around and notices and looks surprised. 

Bcf26: Say, Jandrew, when is your birthday?

Jandrew: Who cares, how'd you get out!?

Bcf26: I'll tell you when you tell me your birthday.

Jandrew: Mods!

Bcf26: Okay, okay, can you at least tell me what state comes to your mind first?

Jandrew:...I don't know? Michigan? Now IJack, burn him!

Bcf26: Wait, IJack! Jandrew doesn't know his own birthday or his state, but Jandrew does. Jandrew walks inside and everyone grows surprised and shocked, including Jandrew. 

Bcf26: (to Jandrew that just walked in): Tell 'em about yourself Jandrew.

Jandrew: First off, lemme say "fuck you" to whoever knew I was in that closet and didn't do anything or bring me some food. Seriously, not even a fucking frozen pizza? Slores. Second off, you all know me from the boards, but my name is Jandrew, aka Jayson, my birthday is October 5th, I'm from South Carolina, I was a member since 2011, I run the Act 3 movie blog (go read), I have zero warning points, and I get really pissed off when I'm kidnapped, thrown into closets, and impersonated as the headmaster of a cyber international death match. 

Neo:...What the hell is going on? This some Mary Kate and Ashley, Full House Michelle shit!

ShawnMR: So which one is the real Jandrew?

Jandrew: (one by the door) Are you slow? I just described my profile page!? The all stare at Jandrew at the monitor. He faces the monitor while he talks. 

Jandrew: Fine. You're right. I'm not the real Jandrew. 

Jandrew: Yeah, and I don't fucking appreciate that either. I didn't give you permission to use my likeness. Check it before you wreck it.

Bcf26: So who are you really!?

ShawnMR: Show yourself! Everyone is anxious.

Jandrew: Hurry up and reveal yourself so I can kick your ass--

Jandrew: I'll tell you. Just let me put on my...hockey mask.

 

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If I die, count your blessings because I'm coming for you AND Jandrew.

 

I ain't playing. My grandmother specializes in Mexican witchcraft.

 

Don't be extra, I believe you would say.

 

If you can't have some bravado and throw in some cinema references/double meanings, where's the fun in the waiting for the next episode?

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The plot thickens:
 

 

"I'll tell you. Just let me put on my...hockey mask."

 

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Great stuff Jandrew!

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