Baumer's/Tele's/Chas' 25 films that have brainwashed people into mindless adulation (Tele pg 26)

[baumer]

[vc2002]

Chas, you have dissed my number one and either number two or three film of all time.  I'm afraid this is what would happen if we were to meet:

 

 

(you have to start at 1:56)

 

 

 

Jaws and ET on your top three of all time. So what film is the 3rd one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we can have that one in one of this type of top brainwashing lists as well.

Edited January 22, 2015 by vc2002

[baumer]

When me and my JAWS loving friends find you Chas, this is what will happen.

 

SO RUN YOU CUR!

 

[baumer]

Jaws and ET on your top three of all time. So what is the 3rd one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we can have that one in one of this type of top brainwashing lists as well?

 

JAWS

ET

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Halloween 

American Beauty

[Dementeleus]

(baumer, this isn't the thread you're looking for. Move along... move along...)

[vc2002]

Baumer right now.

 

[baumer]

Starting at 16 seconds, this is how I feel about chas and his computers that he used to write this shit down on:

 

[CoolioD1]

baumer: http://youtu.be/sutS7C7WQSc?t=20s

[Alpha]

BAUMER WAS BRAINWASHED TO LIKE JAWS BY THE ILLUMINATI

 

ILLUMINATI FOLKS

 

[Dementeleus]

15. All Rocky movies after the first one



Cheering for the underdog is fun and exciting. Makes you feel good, especially when it's a pure Americana, working-class story about seizing your dream. Unfortunately, making a shit-ton of sequels starts to tarnish that story, especially when the plots get increasingly convoluted and/or ludicrous just to try and sell you that same damn underdog story again and again and again. This series wandered into brain-death by the 4th one (one of the most absurd tentpoles ever to see the light of day). Then it seemed like the 5th one finally put the series out of its misery once and for all. Alas, it wasn't to be.

[baumer]

This is what happened to me on the bus tonight when I read his post about Jaws and ET:

 

 

And this is what will happen to you one day Chas, it's inevitable:

 

[Dementeleus]

Baumer's on a hall-of-fame rant binge at the moment...

[Ethan Hunt]

Since we're getting more and more threads like this, I wonder if films like Pulp Fiction or Jaws could be on anyone's list.

I won't be satisfied Tull one if these things includes Star Wars.

[Sam]

15. All Rocky movies after the first one

Cheering for the underdog is fun and exciting. Makes you feel good, especially when it's a pure Americana, working-class story about seizing your dream. Unfortunately, making a shit-ton of sequels starts to tarnish that story, especially when the plots get increasingly convoluted and/or ludicrous just to try and sell you that same damn underdog story again and again and again. This series wandered into brain-death by the 4th one (one of the most absurd tentpoles ever to see the light of day). Then it seemed like the 5th one finally put the series out of its misery once and for all. Alas, it wasn't to be.

Be ready old man.

Baumer be like

[baumer]

And chas....I'm going to be there one day...I'm going to knock your dick in the dirt:

 

[CoolioD1]

I don't hate Tele but I pity the fool.

[vc2002]

ET, Jaws, and now Rocky?

 

This clearly isn't a day for Baumer.

[AndyLL]

 

NUMBER 7 - JAWS

 

210th IMDB, 150th WW, 74th Dom, 7th Adjusted

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7PYqhABiSo

 

Ok last one for today as I need to go into hiding before I get lynched. This film was not as bad to me as E.T and some of the others on this list but it is incredibly meh. It's possibly that due to it's age, maybe I was too old and too accustomed to the more effective effects of the 90's to be scared, awed or in any way impressed by this film.

 

The fact is that what I felt I had watched when I saw this film was a shark film with almost no shark in it (lots of fins and flailing people, but not enough shark) and when the shark does actually arrive, it looks like a cheap animatronic from one of the rides at the theme you accidentally get on mistaking it for the roller coaster you see behind it and get subjected to the happy little pixie picnic instead for 12 minutes.

 

The music is amazing of course and it's by no means bad, just a bit empty and hamstrung by the technology of the time. It is posslble that it Jaws and Jurassic Park had been made in the opposite's year then I'd be praising the amazing groundbreaking shark film of 1994 and sitting here now finishing off a bad written set of reasons why that 1970's T-Rex film was nowhere near as good as people say it was.

 

 

I'm gonna go hide now.   

 

 

Turn in your box office card now...

[baumer]

Don't be surprised if Chas just doesn't show up here tomorrow:

 

[baumer]

Don't be surprised if Chas just doesn't show up here tomorrow: