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[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, That One Guy said:

 

Shit, never mind then.  I heard another spoiler about it that sounds hilarious.

idk if that's what you're referring to or not; I don't want to get banned for tagged Father Figures spoilers  

Edited December 26, 2017 by WrathOfHan

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

I don't want to get banned for tagged Father Figures spoilers  

That would be even sadder than getting banned for posting spoilers for Pitch Perfect 3.

Edited December 26, 2017 by filmlover

[That One Girl]

Just now, filmlover said:

That would be even sadder than getting banned for posting spoilers for Pitch Perfect 3.

 

WHO’S THE FATHER, FILMLOVER

[filmlover]

Just now, That One Guy said:

 

WHO’S THE FATHER, FILMLOVER

[filmlover]

No joke, every single movie sold out like crazy (even Ferdinand!) at my theater today except Father Figures. Those poor people who picked that because they couldn't see anything else and just had to see a movie on Christmas.

[AndyLL]

18 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

idk if that's what you're referring to or not; I don't want to get banned for tagged Father Figures spoilers  

Tagged spoilers are fine outside of the weekend/daily numbers threads.

[AniNate]

In my drowsy stupor this morning I dropped my phone and now it won't detect my SIM card. So I have to come into work over an hour early and rely on their WiFi until I can get it fixed.

[WrathOfHan]

https://genius.com/12737358

 

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I don’t take off my jacket for no one. Man was on a date. With a girl. Hot girl. She tried to ask me to take off my jacket. So she can stroke my neck. I said, “What the heck do you think this is, babes? Man’s not on some romance ting. What do you think this is? Pretty Woman? Think this is what, Scandal? The Office? Power? Who do you think I am? James St. Patrack?”

 

 

[The Panda]

@WrathOfHan

 

Jeremy Jahns our mother! In his top 10 list. Is that the kind of critic you want to associate with? 

[filmlover]

5 minutes ago, The Last Panda said:

@WrathOfHan

 

Jeremy Jahns our mother! In his top 10 list. Is that the kind of critic you want to associate with? 

Let me guess: The Last Jedi is his pick for Best Movie of 2017 and Fifty Shades Darker is his pick for Worst.

[The Panda]

Just now, filmlover said:

Let me guess: The Last Jedi is his pick for Best Movie of 2017 and Fifty Shades Darker is his pick for Worst.

No Last Jedi in his list, he didn’t like it.

 

I think his was

1. Logan

2. The Disaster Artist

3. IT

4. Spider-Man: Homecoming

5. War for the Planet of the Apes

6. mother!

7. Baby Driver

8. Blade Runner 2048

9. Get Out

10. Wind River

[filmlover]

1 minute ago, The Last Panda said:

No Last Jedi in his list, he didn’t like it.

 

I think his was

1. Logan

2. The Disaster Artist

3. IT

4. Spider-Man: Homecoming

5. War for the Planet of the Apes

6. mother!

7. Baby Driver

8. Blade Runner 2048

9. Get Out

10. Wind River

lol how did Dunkirk miss the list? He didn't care for it?

[The Panda]

Just now, filmlover said:

lol how did Dunkirk miss the list? He didn't care for it?

Yeah don’t think he liked that one either (or Shape of Water for that matter)

[RandomCat]

4 minutes ago, The Last Panda said:

No Last Jedi in his list, he didn’t like it.

 

I think his was

1. Logan

2. The Disaster Artist

3. IT

4. Spider-Man: Homecoming

5. War for the Planet of the Apes

6. mother!

7. Baby Driver

8. Blade Runner 2048

9. Get Out

10. Wind River

...Spider-Man at #4?

 

I love Spider-Man, and liked the movie, but I wouldn't put it in my top 10...

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, The Last Panda said:

Yeah don’t think he liked that one either (or Shape of Water for that matter)

HA HA HA OH WOW!

[RandomCat]

Jahns is a geek reviewer, and while he's mildly entertaining, he doesn't really have much of anything to say. Pretty much like any geek reviewer. His top 10 seems to be just a list of pre-programmed hip choices. (though Wind River seems left field, but I don't know what it is)

 

[filmlover]

Just now, Sand-omJC said:

Jahns is a geek reviewer, and while he's mildly entertaining, he doesn't really have much of anything to say. Pretty much like any geek reviewer. His top 10 seems to be just a list of pre-programmed hip choices. (though Wind River seems left field, but I don't know what it is)

 

Wind River is a really good movie unfortunately released by a very bad man. Support the art.

[WrathOfHan]

21 minutes ago, The Last Panda said:

No Last Jedi in his list, he didn’t like it.

 

I think his was

1. Logan

2. The Disaster Artist

3. IT

4. Spider-Man: Homecoming

5. War for the Planet of the Apes

6. mother!

7. Baby Driver

8. Blade Runner 2048

9. Get Out

10. Wind River

Take SMH and Apes out, and that's a pretty decent top 10, especially for his standards  

1 minute ago, Sand-omJC said:

Jahns is a geek reviewer, and while he's mildly entertaining, he doesn't really have much of anything to say. Pretty much like any geek reviewer. His top 10 seems to be just a list of pre-programmed hip choices. (though Wind River seems left field, but I don't know what it is)

 

Pretty much (minus the entertaining part though). I will give him props for holding off on a TLJ rating until a rewatch though.

[RandomCat]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

Wind River is a really good movie unfortunately released by a very bad man. Support the art.

Googled it, looks interesting. I'll see if I can catch it at some point.

[The Panda]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

Take SMH and Apes out, and that's a pretty decent top 10, especially for his standards  

Pretty much (minus the entertaining part though). I will give him props for holding off on a TLJ rating until a rewatch though.

Honestly besides mother! and Spider-Man, I didn’t think his list was that bad (and even mother! I’ll give him props because it’s not a fanboy movie)

 

But my issues with him as a reviewer come less with the ratings and rankings he gives movies and more with his reasoning.  He’s probably not as bad as we make him out to be, but he’s not great at looking for subtlety.