Y4 - The Oscar Nominations

[Alpha]

Wow, 6 nominations for Resonance so far?!

[Rorschach]

T-Bot: Look, how about after we're done with all of this, we go and burn this whole joint down, together?!

Aera: I don't mind, I need to vent my frustrations anyways.

T-Bot: Those dumb humans won't even know what hit 'em!

Aera: You realize they're watching us, right?

T-Bot: ...Um, sorry guys, went off script there for a second. Ahem, speaking of which, here are the nominations for Best Original Screenplay!:

 

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By The Balls @Blankments

 

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Can You Imagine? @YourMother the Edgelord

 

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A Month at Belmont Lane @Spagspiria

 

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Resonance @Alpha

 

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The Square Mile @4815162342

 

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Starlit Highway @Spagspiria

 

[Rorschach]

5 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

...you could easily do Aera threatening to crush T Bot by rolling on him repeatedly.

Lol sorry. I forgot she didn't have arms.

 

That honestly would be even more hilarious tho. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

1 minute ago, Rorschach said:

Lol sorry. I forgot she didn't have arms.

 

That honestly would be even more hilarious tho. 

Lol no worries. The biggest question I had from the Spark saga for myself was how Aera could get so wasted without having hands to pick up cups in Homeward.

[Rorschach]

Aera: Welp, seeing as this award is also connected, here are the nominees for Best Adapted Screenplay:

 

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Fortnight @4815162342

 

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Mass Effect @4815162342

 

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The Odyssey: Homecoming @Rorschach

 

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Pillars of Eternity: The Hollow Vale @4815162342

 

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Spark: Beyond the Sky @Spagspiria

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Meanwhile....

 

Joel: It seems our friend is rubbing off on yours...we are so very sorry.

Alex: Could very well be the other way around.

Kozar: Let’s not speak of this when we pick them up after the announcement.

Kira: Is the Newman snub fair game?

Kozar: ...I suppose. We’re doing well enough otherwise.

Joel: What was that about burning everything down?

Alex: ...I’ll calm her down. You got the ClueFinders thingy?

Joel: What?

Alex: He looks like this guy I played on a computer game when I was young...I think. Not the time for an existential crisis.

Kira: I wouldn’t put it past him to actually follow through....we’ll stop them.

Alex: Help us out and you’ll get more than a cameo in our mid tier dramas.

Joel: Deal.

[Rorschach]

Aera: I gotta say, adding stupid humans onto every award is pretty funny.

T-Bot: I knew that would make you feel better! Alrighty, now onto the Best Stupid Human Voice Actor/Actress in a Leading Role:

Aera: Heh, that is funny.

 

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Alison Brie, Can You Imagine? as Jennifer Anderson @YourMother the Edgelord

 

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Millie Bobby Brown, Amulet II: The Last Council as Emily Charnon @Alpha

 

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Ryan Reynolds, Can You Imagine? as Kyle Anderson @YourMother the Edgelord

 

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Jim Sturgess, A Fool's Errand as Asin @YourMother the Edgelord

 

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Elijah Wood, Sir Thymes Time as Sir Thymes @Blankments

 

[cookie]

5 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

Meanwhile....

 

Joel: It seems our friend is rubbing off on yours...we are so very sorry.

Alex: Could very well be the other way around.

Kozar: Let’s not speak of this when we pick them up after the announcement.

Kira: Is the Newman snub fair game?

Kozar: ...I suppose. We’re doing well enough otherwise.

Joel: What was that about burning everything down?

Alex: ...I’ll calm her down. You got the ClueFinders thingy?

Joel: What?

Alex: He looks like this guy I played on a computer game when I was young...I think. Not the time for an existential crisis.

Kira: I wouldn’t put it past him to actually follow through....we’ll stop them.

Alex: Help us out and you’ll get more than a cameo in our mid tier dramas.

Joel: Deal.

I'm sure there's like a 50% chance Kira is either going to antagonize or try to flirt with Alex.

[Ezen Baklattan]

2 minutes ago, cookie said:

I'm sure there's like a 50% chance Kira is either going to antagonize or try to flirt with Alex.

I’m okay with Kiralex.

[Rorschach]

Aera: Ugh, when this is over, I'm going straight to Hourglass Pictures and demanding they give me a proper theatrical film. Here are the nominees for Best Stupid Human Actor:

 

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Jason Clarke, Fortnight as George Washington @4815162342

 

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Chiwetel Ejiofor, The Square Mile as Inspector Chester Lawrence @4815162342

 

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Paul Giamatti, Resonance as Wallace @Alpha

 

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Charlie Heaton, Tulpa as David @Rorschach

 

Charlie: Hey, that's me

Aera: Shut it Kozar, I'm not in the mood!

Charlie: ...I'm not Kozar

Aera: Heh, I guess you do live a double life. No wonder they gave you the nod.

Charlie: I'm confused.

 

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Hugh Jackman, The Odyssey: Homecoming as Odysseus @Rorschach

 

[cookie]

Just now, Spagspiria said:

I’m okay with Kiralex.

Will blue space doggo allow that tho

[Ezen Baklattan]

1 minute ago, cookie said:

Will blue space doggo allow that tho

He may have to.

[Rorschach]

T-Bot: Now this is what I call half-asking it! Here are the nominees for Best Stupid Human Actress:

 

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Olivia Cooke, By The Balls as Jordan Richards @Blankments

 

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Jane Fonda, Starlit Highway as Lisa Henck @Spagspiria

 

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Sasha Lane, Spark: Beyond the Sky as Alex Spark @Spagspiria

 

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Daisy Ridley, A Month at Belmond Lane as Elizabeth Silvette @Spagspiria

 

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Naomi Watts, The Square Mile as Inspector Elizabeth Montgomery @4815162342

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

2 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

T-Bot: Now this is what I call half-asking it! Here are the nominees for Best Stupid Human Actress:

 

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Olivia Cooke, By The Balls as Jordan Richards @Blankments

 

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Jane Fonda, Starlit Highway as Lisa Henck @Spagspiria

 

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Sasha Lane, Spark: Beyond the Sky as Alex Spark @Spagspiria

 

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Daisy Ridley, A Month at Belmond Lane as Elizabeth Silvette @Spagspiria

 

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Naomi Watts, The Square Mile as Inspector Elizabeth Montgomery @4815162342

 

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[cookie]

26 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

RIPidge

Now I don't feel guilty saying I voted Blue & Gold over Pillars in VFX out of spite.

Edited November 24, 2018 by cookie

[Ezen Baklattan]

YOU DID THIS @4815162342

 

[Rorschach]

T-Bot: Oh look! A whole hoard of them, all in one category!

Aera: Here are the nominees for Best Stupid Human Ensemble

 

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By The Balls

 

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Fortnight

 

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A Month at Belmont Lane

 

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The Odyssey: Homecoming

 

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Spark: Beyond the Sky

 

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[Ezen Baklattan]

Yessss double nods!

[Rorschach]

Aera: Aw yes, the head honcho of all idiotic humans. Creating mindless media for the masses based on their vision alone.

T-Bot: Well, them and the studios that green lighted their projects to begin with.

Aera: Yeah, them to.

T-Bot: Here are the nominees for Best Stupid Human Director:

 

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Martin McDonaugh, The Square Mile @4815162342

 

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Matt Reeves, The Odyssey: Homecoming @Rorschach

 

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Steven Spielberg, Fortnight @4815162342

 

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Tony Yacenda, By The Balls @Blankments

 

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Jennifer Yuh, Spark: Beyond the Sky @Spagspiria

 

Edited November 24, 2018 by Rorschach

[YM!]

That CYI snub doesn’t bode well for Best Picture.