YM! Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) You know what it is, just opening this early to showcase the new grades as the post will be edited throughout the night. F D-/D/D+ C-/C/C+ B- B B+ A- A A+ Edited March 19, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 From now on you have to work harder for your Expand Dongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: From now on you have to work harder for your Expand Dongs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Rorschach said: Speaking off... These films are going to be early reads: - Deer Murder Porn (Bambi: A Life In The Woods) - Second Place to Spark (Sylvarius) - Daddy Duke Returns featuring others (Pillars of Eternity: Never Far From The Queen (pending on if made)) - Bug Orgy Volume 2 (aka The Eternal Storm: The Scavenger Wars Part II) (pending on if made) - My Love Life (Two Lonely Bounty Hunters (pending on if made)) - Shaggy at 1% (One Punch Man (pending on if made)) - Ducked in The Butt (The Argonaut Of White Agony Creek (Pending on if made) So @cookie @4815162342 @Spagspiria and @Rorschach you’ve been warned. Edited March 11, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Speaking off... These films are going to be early reads: - Bambi: A Life In The Woods - Slyvarius - Pillars of Eternity: Never Far From The Queen (pending on if made) - Bug Orgy Volume 2 (aka The Eternal Storm: The Scavenger Wars Part II) (pending on if made) - Two Lonely Bounty Hunters (pending on if made) - One Punch Man (pending on if made) So @cookie @4815162342 @Spagspiria and @Rorschach you’ve been warned. No Young Scrooge Adventures? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, cookie said: No Young Scrooge Adventures? Forgot about it but now that you mention it sure: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 58 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: These films are going to be early reads: - Bambi: A Life In The Woods I don’t know how much your dong will be able to take with that one 🤔 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 Few updates 1. Two new grades 2. I’m making my TOP 25 a guessing game cause I’m a follower 3. I aim to have everything read by Monday, March 25th cause of Spring Break 4. @Spaghetti‘s Two Lonely Bounty Hunters will be first to be reviewed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 The schedule is as follows: 2LBH January Bambi February Scavvies II March Sylvarius April One Punch Man May The Argonaut of White Agony Creek June Pillars II July August September October November December 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 @Spaghetti The sun will come out tomorrow morning... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 Two Lonely Bounty Hunters Spoiler God do I love this movie! @Spaghetti you’ve found the perfect way to pander to me and make possibly my favorite animated movie in CAYOM so far. It’s far better the predecessor, adding to the relationships we love and giving excellent character development while escalating the humor and action to new and fun degrees. Not to mention that space CAYOM heroes cameo was gold. Particular new character stand outs are Ryan Gosling’s Fitlhbert, who provides a good satire on nice guys and as well as toxic masculinity as well as Yara Shididi’s Symplhina. Hell, I even enjoyed Adam Conover as Senior Lovelett, and I hate Adam. Spoiler But as for the dong... Spoiler You got it! A+ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 January and Bambi should be live between 5:00 to 6:00 pm EST. Tomorrow is Scooby-Doo and February 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) January Hostel Bloodline: C+ This is a pretty solid but unremarkable thriller, despite some moments. Dean Winters does a good job as the character; Samuel. Life of Galileo: B A truly good reimagined adaptation of Galileo. The characters were great barring a sudden turn for one, and the plot and theme were strong especially at the ending. The only problem is that perhaps it could’ve gotten a bit more on the science vs faith angle, the sexism angle is just as strong. I did find the real life/play stuff a bit jarring during the middle as well as Kanye. WiFi Winnebago: C- A frankly boring and predictable run of the mill comedy despite a strong cast and decent if albeit overdone message The Study: D+ A dull vampire horror film that fails to elicit reasonable scares. Headline: C+ It’s a damn daffy thriller but it’s such a fun rush. Kaleidoscope: D+ Edited March 19, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: January and Bambi should be live between 5:00 to 6:00 pm EST. Tomorrow is Scooby-Doo and February TSW2 is Thursday then, I take it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Me waiting for that Bambi review like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, cookie said: TSW2 is Thursday then, I take it? Might shoot for tomorrow on account of work on Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Might shoot for tomorrow on account of work on Thursday. Since I'm out of likes for the moment: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) Bambi: A Life In The Woods Spoiler Well, this isn’t my Bambi. Spoiler That said, it’s a great Bambi. One of the things I love about CAYOM is you can make an adaptation of anything you want and depending on circumstances, “limitations” like an R Rating, traditional animation or PG-13 animation doesn’t matter. There’s a lot of loved about Bambi is the visuals (which I’m assuming are like The Jungle Book) are stunning, the characters especially Bambi and The Stag really shine, and the plot and writing are executed excellently. I’m not saying the original Disney Bambi isn’t deep but this one really is deeper than the adaptation. I liked how Him had a religious subtext behind him as I also dug the fact there were antognistic forces but not a main villain and that makes it feel much more like nature. My only problem is the first act kind of stumbles but I digress. Spoiler Dong? Spoiler No, sadly but it’s an A Edited March 19, 2019 by YourMother the Edgelord 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 Also plan change: Thicc Thanos is now the A rating Peter/Quagmire is now the A- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...