Weekend Estimates (9/14 - 9/16/12) - PAGE 21 - (RE5 $21.1m, Nemo $17.5m, Master $730k!)

[baumer]

Haha. Brilliant. Ill pick up on that tomorrow.

[wileECoyote]

Haha. Brilliant. Ill pick up on that tomorrow.

Whew! Needed a break as well. Getting harder to come up with stuff as the day goes along

[MovieGuyKyle17]

tell you the truth I felt the story started to get a little boring and I started just skimming the story. Sorry but there are way too many twist and turns and gets very tiring after I say what would be the 10th movie in the franchise

[baumer]

Yea its hard coming up with new ones but that last one was brilliant.

[Fake]

And now that I've saved your life, I'm asking for a favor. See I'm hunting a30 foot Crocodile in this here lake. I just got my helicopter and bait. Care to help? " Realizing they were lost Bourne asked "Which lake is this?". Dundee answered, "Lake Placid" then to their surprise a helicopter appeared, with a cable attached and at the other end a cow. Alice was about to answer but was startled as Bourne disarmed Dundee, took his knife, and broke his neck in one smooth move. He threw the knife and cut the cable. And as the cow fell to the lake he pulled out his gun and shot the helicopters fuel tank causing a massive explosion. "Why?", Alice asked. He replied, "I just remembered something." "About your past? What is it?". He whispered "I need some animals. I bought a zoo." And as night fell....

.... They heard a thump! thump! sound in the distance. The sound started growing louder and earth started vibrating beneath their feet. Bourne quickly pulled Alice behind a huge oak tree and peeked around it. It was an army of trolls which made that sound, their numbers so huge that they made the ground shake. As they came closer, Bourne realised that they are carrying two little men with unsually hairy feet and a skinny boy with round glasses and a lighting-shaped scar.....

[baumer]

...they watched in awe as this ORC army grew closer. They had a split second to make the decision. Were they going to help the little people in need, or would they stand by and watch them be taken to their certain doom. But then suddenly, they heard more footsteps behind them. They turned to see the chiseled man with his bow and arrow, a man in a leather suit, a shotgun and dark sunglasses, who approached them and said, "I came back" in a robotic monotone, and then two more men came from the trees, they introduced themselves and Yang and Christmas. "We're here to help you guys fight." he heard Christmas say. "I'm shorter than all of you so I'll do more work." Yang replied. "Do we get to win this time?" the man with the bow and arrow asked. And before they could answer, the robotic man said, just before he walked out to confront the army, "I promise I will not kill anyone, stay here, I'll be back."

[wileECoyote]

...they watched in awe as this ORC army grew closer. They had a split second to make the decision. Were they going to help the little people in need, or would they stand by and watch them be taken to their certain doom. But then suddenly, they heard more footsteps behind them. They turned to see the chiseled man with his bow and arrow, a man in a leather suit, a shotgun and dark sunglasses, who approached them and said, "I came back" in a robotic monotone, and then two more men came from the trees, they introduced themselves and Yang and Christmas. "We're here to help you guys fight." he heard Christmas say. "I'm shorter than all of you so I'll do more work." Yang replied. "Do we get to win this time?" the man with the bow and arrow asked. And before they could answer, the robotic man said, just before he walked out to confront the army, "I promise I will not kill anyone, stay here, I'll be back."

As he left, the four turned and watched in amazement as a man in grey appeared with a staff. In a booming voice he proclaimed: "You shall not pass!" And with a blinding light the front line of Orcs broke. But they were too many and they continued to advance. The boy with the lightening scar drew out another wand and killed more but this did nothing to stop them. The two little people with hairy feet, well, were basically useless. They just ran.Alice, Bourne, Yang, and Christmas armed themselves preparing for the onslaught. Then another blinding flash of light and another Yang and Christmas appeared. "Who the fuck are you?" they both said at the same time. The other Yang said "My name is Gabriel Yu-Law and my partner is Evan Funsch. We're from the Multi-Universe Authority and we're searching for someone whose been killing all the other 'you's'. He calls himself The One." Yang responded "Well we got other's trying to kill us right now. Want to help and earn some money? We have a family to feed. We get paid by volume." Gabriel shrugged, "What the hell. We need the practice." And in the distance they saw the robotic man return saying once again, "I'm back." And behind him...