Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 He might pull a Spark on you though haha I never thought about that. It's like Spark in a way (though not as good) in the way it's epic-style animation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Only time will tell. You have less than 24 hours to wait for judgement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Only time will tell. You have less than 24 hours to wait for judgement.I'm more scared than when I got a urinal infection. I won't get into details 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'm more scared than when I got a urinal infection. I won't get into details ^ hahahahaha those things are sooo scary. Urinating blood is the freakiest thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Alfred Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I think it was a wise to avoid Blue Belt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 ^ hahahahaha those things are sooo scary. Urinating blood is the freakiest thing Well, here's what happened. Gross details, though. I was in the shower cleaning myself, and in a masturbation attempt I dove the soap into my penis. I regret everything. I couldn't piss for a day and I was ready to go to the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I think it was a wise to avoid Blue Belt. That's probably the best decision I made in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well, here's what happened. Gross details, though. I was in the shower cleaning myself, and in a masturbation attempt I dove the soap into my penis. I regret everything. I couldn't piss for a day and I was ready to go to the doctor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well, here's what happened. Gross details, though. I was in the shower cleaning myself, and in a masturbation attempt I dove the soap into my penis. I regret everything. I couldn't piss for a day and I was ready to go to the doctor. That would be freaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 That would be freaky Just stick the soap on the top of your penis. Apply for 5 seconds and watch as you go through what feels like a minor case of renal colic. Seriously, don't do it. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Just stick the soap on the top of your penis. Apply for 5 seconds and watch as you go through what feels like a minor case of renal colic. Seriously, don't do it. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 CJohn is probably turning in his CAYOM grave right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 It's freaking 7AM here. I laughed so hard that I think I woke half of house up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well, here's what happened. Gross details, though. I was in the shower cleaning myself, and in a masturbation attempt I dove the soap into my penis. I regret everything. I couldn't piss for a day and I was ready to go to the doctor. I wanted to post this in "the Posted of the day" thread but I thought I shouldn't embarrass you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I wanted to post this in "the Posted of the day" thread but I thought I shouldn't embarrass you anymore. I'm completely fine with that, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Very busy next two days so skipping over September and October: November 3-5 Among the Hidden: 23.8/86.2The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer: 0.23/7.1 (wide)/58.2Searching for Mr. Watterson: 0.84/5.8 (wide)/24.5 The Storyteller: 0.46/14.7 (wide)/61.2November 10-12Celluloid Heroes: 20.6/75.1November 17-19The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe: 71.4/244.8Hollywood: 17.4/73.0Journey: 13.2/57.1November 22-26 (Thanksgiving Weekend)Chuck Norris And Liam Neeson vs. Santa Claus, Ultimate Badass: 52.7/122.3One Hit Wonder: 15.1/57.6A Wish for Wings That Work: 25.3/102.7December 1-3Cop Hater: 10.4/32.7Le Plaisir, Faux: 0.29/2.7(wide)/10.5December 8-10The Mind Behind the Movies: 12.8/44.9A Series Of Unfortunate Events: Movie The Third: 53.7/190.5Shiloh: 9.4/41.6 The Three-Month Funeral: 0.25/11.4(wide)/82.3December 15-17The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime: 18.7/81.2The Rise and Fall Of Julius Caesar: 72.9/318.6December 22-25 (Christmas Weekend)Boy Band: 13.7/50.6Monday, December 25: The Once And Future King: The Queen Of Air and Darkness: 40.8 (deflated by opening on Monday)/186.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riczhang Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Orpheum Cinemas Internal Tracking Part 4 Methodology: Orpheum Cinemas contracts its internal tracking data collection out to Ipsos MORI. Ipsos MORI collects the data through telephone interviews (Mobile and Land-line), and through interview cards at theatres. The data is then weighted and sorted to ensure that the data collected is representative of the population as a whole and of each individual group of interest. Orpheum Cinemas's marketing department then derives the tracking figures from the data we receive from Ipsos MORI. October The 13th Night 12.1M/30.1M Heavy Rain 35.2M/153.1M Jekyll Jr. 2 N/A Paper Towns 15.1M/45.7M Brother and Sister 6.5M/22.8M Halloweentown IV 23.8M/61.1M Risk Management 0.4M(Limited)/1.8M(First Wide)/20.1M(Widest)/132.4M Amnesia: The Dark Descent 4.7M/9.8M The Vast Dark: Shadows of the Past 29.1M/58.1M A Woman in the Crowd 27.1M/122.1M November Among the Hidden 22.1M/65.8M The Adventures of Tom Sawyer 0.2M(Limited)/6.5M(Wide)/38.1M Searching for Mr. Watterson 0.7M(Limited)/4.9M(Wide)/26.1M The Storyteller 0.1M/13.1M/48.1M Celluloid Heroes 31.8M/109.1M The Chronicles of Narnia 101.2M/314.1M Hollywood 19.1M/71.1M Journey 9.7M/51.2M Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson 61.0M(3-Day)/86.9M(5-Day)/175.1M One Hit Wonder 12.1M(3-Day)/16.4M(5-Day)/47.1M A Wish for Wings That Work 22.1M(3-Day)/28.9M(5-Day)/95.1M December Cop Haters 10.4M/29.1M Le Plaisir, Faux 0.4M(Limited)/3.4M(Wide)/16.2M The Mind Behind the Movies 8.9M/37.1M A Series of Unfortunate Events 3 50.1M/185.2M Shiloh 5.8M/30.1M Three Month Funeral 0.2M(Limited)/11.4M(3-Day)/15.8M(5-Day)/107.2M The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime 22.1M/119.2M The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar 89.1M/330.2M Boy Band 11.8M(3-Day)/14.7M(5-Day)/50.1M The Once and Future King 2 N/A (Monday Opening)/221.0M 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...