just watched this snore fest and I've actually aged 2 years since I started the film.
- one of the most boring and uninteresting films I've ever seen
- everyone talks really quietly for no reason, no matter who they are or what the context is
- the lighting in every single room is retarded and makes no sense
- it's at least 16 hours too long
- Ryan gosling looks very very bored
- every actor except for Dave Bautitsta was wasted. actually I guess he was wasted the most since he was the best thing in it and he was killed 3 seconds into the opening credits
- plot made no sense whatsoever. I'd start asking questions about the film but I dont care enough
on the plus side:
- cinematography was impressive
- some of the sets were well designed
- threesome scene was cool
I had really thought this was going to be the movie that proved me wrong about denis villeneuve, but its exactly the opposite, he is indeed every bit as pretentious and bland and boring as I had previously thought.
I genuinely liked almost nothing about it.