THE MARTIAN | Oct 2, 2015 | Will compete as a comedy at the Golden Globes

[MrPink]

God man.

I bet you want Stairway for every TV trailer too.

And Immigrant Song for every video game trailer.

Ok, fine, I could dig that last one.

But as penance for your post...you must watch this as punishment. You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry.

 

Black Dog for every Destiny trailer?

 

Also, no joke, I have a friend named Bane who didn't know what the song Kashmir was and recognized the music in these trailers as Come With Me as opposed to Kashmir.

Edited September 30, 2015 by MrPink

[kowhite]

Black Dog for every Destiny trailer?

Also, no joke, I have a friend named Bane who didn't know what the song Kashmir was and recognized the music in these trailers as Come With Me as opposed to Kashmir.

Former friend?

Seriously, that's like...wrong. But his name is Bane, so I understand your forgiveness.

Edited September 30, 2015 by kowhite

[MrPink]

Former friend?

Seriously, that's like...wrong.

 

I forgave him because he's 7 feet tall and he legally changed his name to Bane. 

[The Futurist]

Tatooine was actually the name of the Tunisian desert where Lucas shot his scenes.

It s an actual location.

 

JJ went to Dubai for Force Awakens.

 

[kowhite]

I forgave him because he's 7 feet tall and he legally changed his name to Bane.

Tom Hardy wishes he was 7 feet tall.

Understood. Forgiven. But, seriously, he should never speak again of that.

[FilmBuff]

Lynn Collins was fucking awesome in John carter. Smoking hot and memorable in those clothes.

[kowhite]

Tatooine was actually the name of the Tunisian desert where Lucas shot his scenes.

It s an actual location.

 

JJ went to Dubai for Force Awakens.

 

Dubai...is that in the Milky Way?

[The Futurist]

So did True Detective Season 2 salvage John Carter s career or not ?

 

[kowhite]

Lynn Collins was fucking awesome in John carter. Smoking hot and memorable in those clothes.

Yes, agreed, she was good. She definitely had more charisma that Kitsch.

[kowhite]

So did True Detective Season 2 salvage John Carter s career or not ?

 

He was good in The Normal Heart.

[Chewy]

He was good in The Normal Heart.

 

Only one to not get an Emmy nom

 

 

Edited September 30, 2015 by Chewy

[kowhite]

Only one to not get an Emmy nom

 

 

They're still salty about the burrito incident.

Points if you know what I'm talking about,

[FilmBuff]

I never realized ATJ was in savages with Taylor Klitsch. No wonder I was so bored watching that movie. All the joy was sucked outta it by those two black holes.

[water]

lol @ this not being certified fresh yet

 

[Ozymandias]

They're still salty about the burrito incident.

Points if you know what I'm talking about,

 

Battleship is better than all the Transformers movies, so gets some props from me.

 

lol @ this not being certified fresh yet

 

 

wide releases need at least 80 reviews to get the stamp, patience gal

[kowhite]

I liked your post OxyContin...

I got your name wrong sorry...

But no Battleship was not good. Not better than Transformers.

I still liked your post.

[Avatree]

"better than transformers" is the definition of damning with faint praise.

[The Futurist]

James Cameron had conversations with Nasa ( he was a Nasa board member for years) engineers to do a movie in Space, shot ON location but even his ego realized it was impossible.

[grim22]

So did True Detective Season 2 salvage John Carter s career or not ?

[Ozymandias]

But no Battleship was not good. Not better than Transformers.

 

It most certainly is.