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CAYOM Year 8 Oscar Ceremony (Starting in 20-30 minutes)

Oscar Questions  

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  1. 1. Which film will pick up the most Statues?

    • Mushishi
      6
    • Resonance
      0
    • The Concert's End
      0
    • The Giver
      0
    • The Bronx is Burning
      1
    • Other
      0
  2. 2. Who will win BP?

    • The Bronx is Burning
      3
    • Cinema Studies
      0
    • Flowers for Algernon
      0
    • The Giver
      4
    • Resonance
      0


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Live from the red carpet in front of the Dolby Theatre on Hollywood and Highland, most stars have already arrived and are on the red carpet. 

 

Just a few moments ago, we talked to Guillermo del Toro who's film Mushishi has been touted, despite not getting a BP nomination, as the heavy favourite to pick up the most statues. He told us that he's quite nervous, but also very excited and honoured to be here. He hopes that his film does well, but wishes all of the competitors luck because they'd all be deserving winners. 

 

We also just spotted the cast of the Concert's End on the red carpet and it looks like they're causing quite the congestion. We were told from unnamed insiders that aren't allowed to publicly talk about the matter that due to the large size of the cast, not everyone was able to secure a ticket, causing much discontent amongst the cast. However, the main stars and the director do seem to be here.

 

Coming up after the commercial break, we'll have an exclusive backstage interview with Meryl Streep, the host, and Joel and Ethan Coen, the producers.  

 

Stay tuned for more as the ceremony begins shortly......

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Inside the Dolby Theatre: 

 

The announcer goes: Welcome to the 8th annual Academy Awards, live from the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood and HIghland. And now, here is your host: Meryl Streep!

 

[rapturous applause, standing ovation for 3-4 minutes as Meryl Streep walks onto stage] 

 

 

Goddess Meryl: Now before anything happens, I'd just like to tell you guys how humbled I am to be on this stage. I never imagined that the Academy would give me the honour of hosting such a wonderful show. It has been a most wonderful year of movies (it's actually been 1 year to the day since the last oscars) and I am so happy to celebrate them with you all today. Remember, win or lose, everyone is already a winner; the films are really what make us all win.

 

I was going to engage in one of those introductory videos that always happens, but then I remembered that I am 65 and probably shouldn't do all of those stunts and what-not. So without further ado, here is our first presenter: Benedict Cumberbatch!

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A special parody for this evening:

 

Alpha: 

The ceremony's open, so's the poll!

I didn't think they'd see me on such a roll?

Who knew I'd get eight thousand oscar noms?

For years I've played this crazy game,

Without a whole to my own name,

Finally I'm free of any boooombs!

 

I'll have actual oscar statues,

It'll be totally strange!

Wow, am I so ready for this change!

 

Cause for the first time in Forever,

I'll win oscars, I'll win love,

For the first time in forever,

I'll get to see the world from above!

Don't know if I'm excited or nervous,

but I'm feeling mighty sold,

Cause for the first time in Forever?

I'm going home with gold!

 

Rukaio:

Tonight I'll blow away everybody,

they're all amazed by Mushishi!

It's the picture of sophisticated grace!

They suddenly read the ballots clear,

that movie's title's music to my ears,

And tears of joy will rain down on my face!

Then I win and win all evening,

which is totally bizarre, 

nothing like the life I led so, far!

 

Cause for the first time in forever,

My new beginning, will be bright!

For the first time in forever,

I won't leave empty handed tonight,

And I know it's a bit of a bummer,

to be eschewed for the big prize,

but for the first time in forever,

I've opened up my eyes.

 

Riczhang:

Don't let them in,

Don't let them see,

Keep the players on insanity!

 

Conceal, don't reveal,

Put on a show,

Make one wrong move and then chaos will show,

 

But the time is running red,

 

Alpha:

The time is running red

 

Riczhang:

It's agony to spread,

 

Rukaio:

It's agony to spread,

 

Riczhang:

Tell the mods to open up...

THE THREAD!!!

 

Alpha & Rukiao (Riczhang):

THE THREAD!!!

For the first time in forever (Don't let them in, don't let them see)

I'm going to win a CAYOM score! (Be the good host, they just want you to be)

A chance to impress Numbers (Conceal...)

A chance to open the door (Conceal, reveal, then let them know)

And I know it all ends tomorrow,

So I want glory today!

Cause for the first time in forever,

Yes the first time in forever,

Let's hear what they say!

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A special parody for this evening:

 

Alpha: 

The ceremony's open, so's the poll!

I didn't they'd see me on such a roll?

Who knew I'd get eight thousand oscar noms?

For years I've played this crazy game,

Without a whole to my own name,

Finally I'm free of any boooombs!

 

I'll have actual oscar statues,

It'll be totally strange!

Wow, am I so ready for this change!

 

Cause for the first time in Forever,

I'll win oscars, I'll win love,

For the first time in forever,

I'll get to see the world from above!

Don't know if I'm excited or nervous,

but I'm feeling mighty sold,

Cause for the first time in Forever?

I'm going home with gold!

 

Rukaio:

Tonight I'll blow away everybody,

they're all amazed by Mushishi!

It's the picture of sophisticated grace!

They suddenly read the ballots clear,

that movie's title's music to my ears,

And tears of joy will rain down on my face!

Then I win and win all evening,

which is totally bizarre, 

nothing like the life I led so, far!

 

Cause for the first time in forever,

My new beginning, will be bright!

For the first time in forever,

I won't leave empty handed tonight,

And I know it's a bit of a bummer,

to be eschewed for the big prize,

but for the first time in forever,

I've opened up my eyes.

 

Riczhang:

Don't let them in,

Don't let them see,

Keep the players on insanity!

 

Conceal, don't reveal,

Put on a show,

Make one wrong move and then chaos will show,

 

But the time is running red,

 

Alpha:

The time is running red

 

Riczhang:

It's agony to spread,

 

Rukaio:

It's agony to spread,

 

Riczhang:

Tell the mods to open up...

THE THREAD!!!

 

Alpha & Rukiao (Riczhang):

THE THREAD!!!

For the first time in forever (Don't let them in, don't let them see)

I'm going to win a CAYOM score! (Be the good host, they just want you to be)

A chance to impress Numbers (Conceal...)

A chance to open the door (Conceal, reveal, then let them know)

And I know it all ends tomorrow,

So I want glory today!

Cause for the first time in forever,

Yes the first time in forever,

Let's hear what they say!

 

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That parody itself deserves an award.

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Benedict Cumberbatch walks onto the stage and is greeted by warm applause. 

 

Benny: Last year, it was my great honour to have been award a Supporting Voice Acting Oscar. It is wonderful that the Academy has now begun to celebrate and reward a line of work that has been so often ignored and degraded in the past. Tonight, I am here to present this very same award. The nominees for Voice Actor or Actress in a Supporting Role are: 

 

Mark Hamill – Hand Drawn HeroesJohn Hamm – Starcraft: Brood WarJohn Hurt – The Legend of RedwallKeith Szarabajka – Dragon Age: AwakeningAlan Tudyk – Dresden Files: Storm Front

 

And the winner is: 

 

John Hurt for The Legend of Redwall!John Hurt: Thank-you so much for this great honour. I had a great time acting alongside Jesse Eisenberg, who's youth brought a lot to the table. So thank-you. I'd also like to thank the Academy, my wife, kids and my agent for this inexplicably wonderful career. Thank-you.

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There's more what that came from! :D

 

I don't want to upstage you, though.

:unsure:

 

Oh no. It's perfectly fine. I really don't have time to write something that brilliant and if someone else wants to, I'm all for it. 

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