Monday Actuals: Apes - 8.2M (Please keep the thread SFW!) | Actuals on p1 and p35

[Ethan Hunt]

What is going on here now?

[Water Bottle]

LOL once again with the "Tele is old" jokes. Move on and come up with fresher material, please.

 

Filmlover's left ear is so below his right year that he looks like...science experiment gone wrong.

[reddevil18]

LOL once again with the "Tele is old" jokes. Move on and come up with fresher material, please.

We're not all Louis C.K., alright? Give us a break! 

[Jack Nevada]

LOL once again with the "Tele is old" jokes. Move on and come up with fresher material, please.

Nah, Old Man Tele jokes will never not be funny.

[kowhite]

Only from her left side. Next.

You're not Tele.Only Tele and Keanu can answer this question, aka, The Immortals.

[Fancyarcher]

LOL once again with the "Tele is old" jokes. Move on and come up with fresher material, please.

 

Nonsense. It's always funny.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Dementeleus]

You're not Tele.Only Tele and Keanu can answer this question, aka, The Immortals.

There can be only one.

[Water Bottle]

Chicken or the egg?

 

Trick question.

 

The T-Rex was first and it eventually evolved to a chicken.

[reddevil18]

Filmlover's left ear is so below his right year that he looks like...science experiment gone wrong.

Good one, funnybot!

[Empire]

What is going on here now?

Red is trying to get the answers to all of life's biggest question from Tele.

 

He has been alive since the beginning of life, so he should have all the answers. 

[DeeCee]

I fought for the South....We lost.

This self-deprecating humour is getting a bit much.

[Ethan Hunt]

I'm going to bed once my phone battery dies.

[kowhite]

There can be only one.

I see.Clearly Keanu had a birthdate,You transcend time and space.

[Water Bottle]

You're not Tele.Only Tele and Keanu can answer this question, aka, The Immortals.

 

I was only going based off what the Bible said.

[Dementeleus]

Red is trying to get the answers to all of life's biggest question from Tele. He has been alive since the beginning of life, so he should have all the answers.

The answer's 42. Duh.

[Fancyarcher]

There can be only one.

 

Tele was asked to star in Highlander, but when they found out he was a real highlander, they went insane.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Pokearcher

[reddevil18]

There can be only one.

Tele, question for you. When God said "Let there be light!", did you tell him to turn down the noise and keep the damn disco lights off or you'll call the cops?

[kowhite]

This self-deprecating humour is getting a bit much.

Don't question The Immortals.

[filmlover]

Filmlover's left ear is so below his right year that he looks like...science experiment gone wrong.

LOL nice try. I think I'll go to bed now. Scary dreams, everyone!

[kowhite]

I was only going based off what the Bible said.

Jesus is an anagram for Telemachos.In Klingon.