Classic Conversation Thread

[WrathOfHan]

3 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Ethan’s gonna have sex on the roof of a building that’s being torn down at this rate

He'll be on a revival of Sex Sent Me to the ER  

[filmlover]

I look forward to the day Ethan comes on here and boasts about him and his girlfriend engaging in oral during whatever Ansel Elgort's next movie is before going to have sex in the dumpster behind Dunkin' Donuts afterwards.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, filmlover said:

I look forward to the day Ethan comes on here and boasts about him and his girlfriend engaging in oral during whatever Ansel Elgort's next movie is before going to have sex in the dumpster behind Dunkin' Donuts afterwards.

"She sucked my dick while a donut was on it!"

[filmlover]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

"She sucked my dick while a donut was on it!"

"And she called me Baby Driver when she climaxed!"

[That One Girl]

Ethan’s gonna go to Jurassic Park when it becomes reality and brag about having sex in a dinosaur’s mouth

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

"And she called me Baby Driver when she climaxed!"

Wouldn't it be daddy instead of baby? He's been vocal about being a fan of the word daddy during sex  

[WrathOfHan]

Oh nice, I have exactly 12k profile views right now  

[filmlover]

Just now, That One Guy said:

Ethan’s gonna go to Jurassic Park when it becomes reality and brag about having sex in a dinosaur’s mouth

He'll be too busy checking out other girls even though he has a girlfriend like Simon Spier did.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

Wouldn't it be daddy instead of baby? He's been vocal about being a fan of the word daddy during sex  

 

that would work if they were seeing Father Figures

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, That One Guy said:

 

that would work if they were seeing Father Figures

Ethan when a Dunkin Donuts employee walks out back to throw out garbage:

 

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

He'll be too busy checking out other girls even though he has a girlfriend like Simon Spier did.

That's disgusting 

[filmlover]

We make jokes now but Ethan will have the last laugh when Ansolo becomes an Oscar winner. All that Fault in Our Stars stanning back in the day is bound to pay off at some point.

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

We make jokes now but Ethan will have the last laugh when Ansolo becomes an Oscar winner. All that Fault in Our Stars stanning back in the day is bound to pay off at some point.

Thief was playing in Best Buy the other day. He'll become an EGOT  

[Eric the Minion]

22 minutes ago, filmlover said:

@CJohn won't allow it. That's his territory.

They can make it a threesome.

[filmlover]

3 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Thief was playing in Best Buy the other day. He'll become an EGOT  

BOT when that happens:

 

[elcaballero]

JR Smith literally has zero awareness.

[Barnack]

47 minutes ago, captainwondyful said:

I would be very suspicious of any essay on "long takes" that doesn't mention Touch of Evil or The Player.

 

The 3,000 long take in the last Transformer is really what he want to explore.

[Barnack]

3 minutes ago, elcaballero said:

JR Smith literally has zero awareness.

That was crazy.

[Premium George]

7 minutes ago, elcaballero said:

JR Smith literally has zero awareness.

I don't know anything about basketball and it was still hilarious.

[Rorschach]

@Ethan Hunt Finally saw Power Rangers

 

I’m on your side. It was pretty good.