Crunching the Numbers: May the Fourth Be With Your Films

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5 hours ago, 4815162342 said:

Congrats @Blankments for the #1

 

Congrats @Rorschach for turning around the Odyssey from a very muddled first film to a near brilliant finale.

 

 

And congrats @cookie for winning the Point Game. You get an exclusive pre-read. You get to choose one of:

 

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Until Dawn

 

24 Hours

 

The Last Policeman

 

 

Spoiler

 

Not sure if Pidge v Wendingos or Countdown to Extinction 2: Electric Boogaloo.

 

Surprise me

 

 

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4 hours ago, cookie said:

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Not sure if Pidge v Wendingos or Countdown to Extinction 2: Electric Boogaloo.

 

Surprise me

 

 

 Can it really be called Countdown to Extinction 2 if it ends up coming out first? 

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2 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

 Can it really be called Countdown to Extinction 2 if it ends up coming out first? 

Is Last Policeman out before May?

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3 minutes ago, cookie said:

Is Last Policeman out before May?

 

No.

 

But that assumes Countdown to Extinction finally makes its date. 

 

 

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Also, Countdown to Extinction is really not the best analogy, joking aside. It's very much a crime drama, set against the backdrop of "the world as we know it will end in 6 months"

 

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I'll be posting my full grades of every film either this afternoon or tomorrow.

 

@YourMother the Edgelord please note that some of my grades will be different from the pre-countdown review grades as I tinker with thoughts, so you may need to additionally tweak the Aggregate accordingly.

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6 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

I'll be posting my full grades of every film either this afternoon or tomorrow.

 

@YourMother the Edgelord please note that some of my grades will be different from the pre-countdown review grades as I tinker with thoughts, so you may need to additionally tweak the Aggregate accordingly.

Okay.

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the complete, finalized grades (obviously no grades for my own films though after the hits Pillars took from Blanks and Alpha...)

 

 

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1. By the Balls- 9.5/10
2. The Odyssey: Homecoming- 9.3/10
3. Fortnight/The Square Mile
5. A Month at Belmond Lane- 9.0/10
6. Spark: Beyond the Sky- 8.8/10
7. Extrasensory- 8.5/10
8. Pillars of Eternity: The Hollow Vale
9. Amulet II: The Last Council- 8.3/10
10. Can You Imagine- 8.2/10
11. Starlit Highway- 8.0/10
12. Mass Effect
13. American Dragon: Darkness Rising- 7.8/10
14. Resonance- 7.7/10
15. Sir Thymes Time- 7.6/10
16. Kingdom of the Sun- 7.5/10
17. Lucid- 7.5/10
18. Earthsong Volume I: Haven's Guard- 7.4/10
19. Citizen Welles- 7.3/10
20. Santa Claus: Ultimate Badass- 7.3/10
21. Marked Up Time- 7.2/10
22. Pokemon: Rise of the Rockets
23. The Amityville Nightmare Part II- 7.2/10
24. The Mole- 7.2/10
25. Tulpa- 7.1/10
Dogs of Babel- 7.1/10
Tattooed Teenage 4lien Fighters from Beverly Hills: Game Over- 7.1/10
Blue and Gold- 7/10
Guardian of the West- 7/10
Khanh Bernarda Alba- 7/10
Reality Shift- 6.9/10
Guys and Dolls- 6.9/10
The Doppelganger- 6.8/10
A Fool’s Errand- 6.7/10
The Female Man- 6.7/10
Crysis- 6.6/10
The Last Day of Summer- 6.6/10
Brave- 6.5/10
Carnosaur- 6.5/10
Our City: Growth- 6.4/10
Samurai Pizza Cats 2- 6.4/10
Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. the Loch Ness Monster- 6.3/10
God of War: Retribution- 6.3/10
Food Wars- 6.3/10
One Piece: The Journey Begins- 6.2/10
Princess Diaries 3- 6.2/10
A Wish for Wings that Work- 6.1/10
Bats- 6.1/10
Baseball Boy: Swing for the Fences- 6.1/10
The Second Crash Bandicoot- 6.1/10
Treasure Planet- 6/10
Thundercats- 6/10
Safari Trail- 6.0/10
Silent Hill: Restless Dreams- 6.0/10
Hoops- 5.9/10
Dead Space- 5.9/10
Darkness Dwells Deep- 5.6/10
Jaws: The Return- 5.5/10
Leviathan- 5.4/10
Haunting Hour- 5.4/10
Frindle- 5.4/10
Extreme Dinosaurs II- 5.2/10
The Swarm- 5.2/10
3:37 AM- 5.10
HSM4- 5/10
Imagine Dragons: The 3D Concert- 5/10
Stories from Eden- 5/10
Baked Sale- 4.8/10
Cabana Boys- 4.6/10
I Am Omega, Part One- 4.5/10
Paradise Lost- 4.4/10
When A Stranger Calls- 4.2/10
Earth Day- 4.0/10
Outside Man- 4/10
A Black Man, A White Man- 4/10
Murky- 3.6/10
Home Invasion- 3.5/10
Spirit Curse- 3.4/10
Big Enough- 3.2/10
Frosted- 3/10
Johnny Test- 2.8/10
Son of Rosemary – 2.8/10

Jonny Jonny – Unable to Finish/10

 

 

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28 minutes ago, 4815162342 said:

Jonny Jonny – Unable to Finish/10