Tele watches Endgame for the first time!

[Dementeleus]

So, uh, I have never seen it. That’s about to change. Watching with the wife now. 
 

Prepare yourselves. 

[Dementeleus]

Me, getting something from the kitchen: “Why are you watching a promo for Hawkeye?”

 

Her: “I’m not, this is the movie!”

 

Um, I did not expect it to start like this. 

[YM!]

2 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

So, uh, I have never seen it. That’s about to change. Watching with the wife now. 
 

Prepare yourselves. 

Neat, y’all will finally see Ant Man shrink down and go up Thanos’ butt to kill him by expanding.

[Dementeleus]

Man, I don’t even remember how IW ended. lmao, I’m so fucked watching this. 

[Dementeleus]

Me, to Mrs Tele: “Did you ever see Winter Soldier?”

 

Her: “Fuck no, why would I?”

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1 minute ago, Plain Old Tele said:

Me, to Mrs Tele: “Did you ever see Winter Soldier?”

 

Her: “Fuck no, why would I?”

 

@Cap about to get summoned

[Dementeleus]

Mrs Tele: “I hope Thor keeps calling Rocket Raccoon ‘the rabbit’”

 

(Man, Tony has basically died twice already and I know he’s gonna hang around to the end, sheesh.)

[Dementeleus]

The “inevitable” meme!

 

LOL, okay, he’s dead. Why is there another 2.5 hours?

[DAR]

20 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

Me, getting something from the kitchen: “Why are you watching a promo for Hawkeye?”

 

Her: “I’m not, this is the movie!”

 

Um, I did not expect it to start like this. 

Good needle drop.

[Dementeleus]

what the fuck am I actually watching? lmao

[4815162342]

6 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

The “inevitable” meme!

 

LOL, okay, he’s dead. Why is there another 2.5 hours?

 

Cause now they gotta fix the problem

[Dementeleus]

lmao I do not buy Hawkeye as some vigilante.

 

(This feels like the third or fourth movie that I’ve started watching.) 

[Dementeleus]

Mrs Tele: “This is like a bad version of The Leftovers.”

 

(30 seconds later)

 

”We should’ve gotten edibles .”

Edited February 7, 2022 by Plain Old Tele

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Just now, Plain Old Tele said:

Mrs Tele: “This is like a bad version of The Leftovers.”

 

Tele you missed the argument 4 years ago I had with some Marvel diehards that the vanishing in The Leftovers was far more effective on every level than the staggered inconsistent slow motion dusting in Infinity War

[Dementeleus]

Tony Stark bred?!

 

Also, I know that this goes counter to what all the fans want to see, but I feel like a much cleaner throughline into this story would’ve been to just start with Ant-Man and progress through him figuring things out and finding the others. 
 

(Okay I promise that’s the last serious comment)

Edited February 7, 2022 by Plain Old Tele

[Dementeleus]

Mrs Tele: “I’m glad they’re still manufacturing Audis in the future.”

[Dementeleus]

I don’t buy that Tony Stark washes his own dishes. 

[YM!]

Me watching the Teles suffer through a Marvel film.

[Blankments]

5 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

Tony Stark bred?!

 

Also, I know that this goes counter to what all the fans want to see, but I feel like a much cleaner throughline into this story would’ve been to just start with Ant-Man and progress through him figuring things out and finding the others. 
 

(Okay I promise that’s the last serious comment)

Paul Rudd is one of the clear highlights of the movie (along with Karen Gillian who I expect you hate) so sure I agree 

[Dementeleus]

3 minutes ago, YourMother said:

Me watching the Teles suffer through a Marvel film.

Literally five minutes ago: “Well you’re the one who said we’re gonna watch the whole thing!”

 

”WTF it was your idea!”